Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|7057|Houston, TX

SFCCDailey wrote:

THA wrote:

well i was stoned one night a few years ago and a cop pulled up next to were we where parked and asked if we were high, it was pretty funny i said yes and the chick i was with said no at the same time. the cop juts said to go home, he didn't even take the joints off the dash.
I think someone is full of shit!!!!!!!!!! First off no cop is going to just sit there while you get high in front of him. Second, we all know you're queer and the girl was actually a transvestite hooker!
You don't even have to go to AUS.  I got pulled over in Austin, TX.  4th and Congress, going the wrong way down a one way....  Best friend in passenger seat, lid between us on the armrest console under the parking brake handle.  Cop asked for DL and Registration.  I went for my wallet, cops flashlight followed my hand. Up comes hand with wallet, light stays on bag.  Cop say to put my left hand on wheel and hand him bag with right. 

As I hand over the bag, my drunk-ass-higher-than-Chong roomie says, "Hey dude that's our stash!!!"  The cop poured out the bag on the sidewalk gave me a warning for going the wrong way on a oneway and sent me humbly on my way. 

Had to go home and change my pants.

KJ
PFCStenzel
Check your AA alarm...
+82|7106|Idaho, USA / Age 30

KtotheIMMY wrote:

(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:

No, "Kimmy's" is better.
Hehehe
Yeah, Kimmy's is better.  Way better.......You go girl.....LOL
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,986|6944|949

Kung Jew wrote:

Best friend in passenger seat, lid between us on the armrest console under the parking brake handle.  Cop asked for DL and Registration.  I went for my wallet, cops flashlight followed my hand. Up comes hand with wallet, light stays on bag.  Cop say to put my left hand on wheel and hand him bag with right.
KJ
Hahaha, I didn't know people called it a lid anymore.  Haha, GG, you win Kung Jew!
=TFF=Omen_NataS
Member
+60|6852
You should have put a Pic of a Rasta smoking Zol in yours and it would have been the S@%#
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6909|Seattle

https://xs303.xs.to/xs303/06282/fear.jpg
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6997|United States of America
Oh great. Another person who thinks that marijuana makes you cool and "expands your mind". My God, I can't wait until all these people die from brain damage.
=TFF=Omen_NataS
Member
+60|6852

DesertFox423 wrote:

Oh great. Another person who thinks that marijuana makes you cool and "expands your mind". My God, I can't wait until all these people die from brain damage.
I should have brain dead by now. But havn't you heard, that if you use shrooms it expands the mind making you highly intelligent thank you science we all love you Em0 [and keep on smoking weed HORAY] JK.
Brasso
member
+1,549|6942

Kimmy's owns.  'Nuff said.
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
DirtyMexican
I knife Generals
+278|6849|Search Whore killing fields
dont fucking argue in my thread assholes
alpinestar
Member
+304|6908|New York City baby.
Can I ask who the hell is kimmy ?
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6909|Seattle

DirtyMexican wrote:

dont fucking argue in my thread assholes
hey, I gotta use that line in my threads
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
The Last Black Winegum
Mmmm! Winegums
+52|6918|Lancashire, UK
* A person is not in possession of more than 25 grams (g) of cannabis;
Hmmmm...  Can you see what they've done there?  what with an Ounce being 28 grams.


DesertFox423 wrote:

Oh great. Another person who thinks that marijuana makes you cool and "expands your mind". My God, I can't wait until all these people die from brain damage.
Brain Damage? You gonna' be waitin'  a long time.
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|6954|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

King_County_Downy wrote:

DirtyMexican wrote:

dont fucking argue in my thread assholes
hey, I gotta use that line in my threads
yeah but if its ME arguing.. i'll just tell you to stop being a poopie..

cos i'm allowed to argue

oh yeah.. put me on the MaCGP members list lolz
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7076|Dallas

King_County_Downy wrote:

https://xs303.xs.to/xs303/06282/fear.jpg
We can't STOP HERE!!  This is BAT country!!
spawnofthemist
Banned
+1,128|6954|Burmecia, Land of the Rain

DirtyMexican wrote:

Mines better then kimmy's
Commander SpawnoftheMist says:

Negatory
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7032|California

ever head the term "backslash fail"? well, here it is

/fail
KtotheIMMY
Member
+513|7075

alpinestar wrote:

Can I ask who the hell is kimmy ?
I am Kimmy
Prodie
Moderator Emeritus
+270|7086|Nova Scotia, Canada

^^

She's Kimmy!
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6841|Global Command

alpinestar wrote:

Can I ask who the hell is kimmy ?
She's a mythical forum goddess that inhabits a land unknown.
Aw, I waited too long.
.

Last edited by Alexanderthegrape (2006-07-11 19:50:13)

alpinestar
Member
+304|6908|New York City baby.

KtotheIMMY wrote:

alpinestar wrote:

Can I ask who the hell is kimmy ?
I am Kimmy
oh the only female on this forum no wonder everyone knows
THA
im a fucking .....well not now
+609|7082|AUS, Canberra
man im tired, i just read the thread title and thought it said " mines bigger than kimmy's"

i was thinking, wow this is gone be a good read! only to find out iv already posted in here...
ATG
Banned
+5,233|6841|Global Command
Me too.
Plus I'll take the hot profile of a chick over a reefer leaf any time.
KtotheIMMY
Member
+513|7075
Oh dear god...
stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7032|California

the revolution has begun.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7028

KtotheIMMY wrote:

Oh dear god...
you mean oh dear allah?
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