rob777
It's sexy time!!
+11|6819|toronto canada
omg guys why r u making fun of my g/f for?!!?!? .................j/k
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6883

rob777 wrote:

omg guys why r u making fun of my g/f for?!!?!? .................j/k
If you mean g/f as girlfriend then that was the best post in this thread EVER.
scottomus0
Teh forum ghey!
+172|6948|Wigan. Manchester. England.
hahaha dude you took the words right out of my mouth!!!!! ^^^^^
TheRealRyanRay
Member
+22|6884|Gainesville, FL
someone pass the hat so we can get him a  hooker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
E7IX3R
is drunk and crazy
+216|6999|UK
lollolol i love some of the replies.

now i must retire to bed.
buttered noodle
Member
+16|6957|ohio

PspRpg-7 wrote:

Shoot her? I'd still live with the memory of that. Shoot myself.
KtotheIMMY
Member
+513|7074
That's just not cool.
Rosse_modest
Member
+76|7087|Antwerp, Flanders
I'll admit there are countless better views but I've also seen a lot worse.
InviSniper
The first true Sniper.
+95|6955|Cumberland, MD, USA
https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/INVISNIPER/Smilies/hitit.gif                                  Errr.... https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/INVISNIPER/Smilies/eck22.gif

Why, oh why! https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/INVISNIPER/Smilies/404.gif When you want pics, there's a red box; when you don't, there isn't!

Last edited by InviSniper (2006-07-06 23:32:44)

What the hell?

In my country, it's illigal to post pictures of almost extinct whales.
1927(h)
Guest
E7IX3R - After all the advice we gave you on how to dump your gf nobody came up with this idea.   Post a pic of her on the net, get all the boys to have a look and a laugh at her expense, then when she's round next you sit her at the pc, leave this page open while you pop in the shower and now as she sits here reading this (hi love, you ming by the way) the penny finally drops.  Genius, cunning plan.

Sorry for the joke, i'll +1 you make up for it
TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|6984|Colorado
Shes really not that fat, but you do see the trail mix w/ m&m's on the night stand! Shes just an unfit horny american, like 90% of the rest of americans. And guys dont get all holyier than thou on me, a six pack & I'd probably do her , wait maybe a 12 pack & so would you.

Now this is fat & ugly, please dont click on the link unless you want to spew chuncks everywhere.
http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/u3.jpg

TrollmeaT wrote:

Shes really not that fat, but you do see the trail mix w/ m&m's on the night stand! Shes just an unfit horny american, like 90% of the rest of americans. And guys dont get all holyier than thou on me, a six pack & I'd probably do her , wait maybe a 12 pack & so would you.

Now this is fat & ugly, please dont click on the link unless you want to spew chuncks everywhere.
http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/u3.jpg
Dude you'd have to swim to reach the pussy.

Oh fuck...*shudder*
ShotYourSix
Boldly going nowhere...
+196|7030|Las Vegas

TrollmeaT wrote:

Shes really not that fat, but you do see the trail mix w/ m&m's on the night stand! Shes just an unfit horny american, like 90% of the rest of americans. And guys dont get all holyier than thou on me, a six pack & I'd probably do her , wait maybe a 12 pack & so would you.

Now this is fat & ugly, please dont click on the link unless you want to spew chuncks everywhere.
http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/u3.jpg
Why do I always click on shit like that when I KNOW better?

Goddamnit!
Spumantiii
pistolero
+147|6994|Canada
that's more kind of sad than anything else.  Maybe someday she'll be hot and forget about all the guys that called her ugly.
d3v1ldr1v3r13
Satan's disciple on Earth.
+160|6997|Hell's prison
Oh my christ my dick stopped working...wifes gonna be pissed!

Shes got man arms and man hands, and a Leno-chin!  GRIZOSS!

Last edited by d3v1ldr1v3r13 (2006-07-07 00:26:42)

SkoobyDu
'CLICK JOIN NOW'... OK lets go... BOOM!!!! =FFS=
+120|6873|Cheshire, UK
mmmm... She looks perteeee....

https://www.clappingfetus.com/magicgallery/1-9-2003-rm_minger225.jpg

cheers now I feel I'll...
sgt.sonner
the electric eel has got me by the brain banana
+146|6844|Denmizzark!!
My eyes are under siege!!
Home
Section.80
+447|7159|Seattle, Washington, USA

I'm not even gonna click the links.
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|6909|Cheshire. UK
I would !!
I.M.I Militant
We Are Not Alone In Here
+297|7030|Melbourne, Australia
O GOD!! *falls down* SUMONE GOWGE MY EYES!!
ToXiC888
Cal players > BF2s
+40|6896|Columbus,Ohio-THE Ohio State U
Omg Oh Noes My Penis Is Shrinking!!!1111
Ikarti
Banned - for ever.
+231|7020|Wilmington, DE, US
made me want to vomit
SkoobyDu
'CLICK JOIN NOW'... OK lets go... BOOM!!!! =FFS=
+120|6873|Cheshire, UK
Joker, but you only have 2 requirements 1)is it alive and 2) is it concious... well not so much number 2 i suppose

ROFL
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6985|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

TrollmeaT wrote:

Shes really not that fat, but you do see the trail mix w/ m&m's on the night stand! Shes just an unfit horny american, like 90% of the rest of americans. And guys dont get all holyier than thou on me, a six pack & I'd probably do her , wait maybe a 12 pack & so would you.

Now this is fat & ugly, please dont click on the link unless you want to spew chuncks everywhere.
http://www.uglypeople.com/uploaded/18609/u3.jpg
This bitch comes complete with a free shelf to keep your beer on. Hey, she can even froth it back up by farting and causing a shudder, you the kind that makes you think a train is passing. Slow build up, a big rumble in the middle and then a slow retreat.

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