TehSeraphim wrote:
The major Godhead for every religion on Earth. Then I would have them debate, and I would tape record it. Maybe then people would stop killing each other for their god damn religious beliefs
It'd probably go something like this:
God: Oh shaddup Allah, I totally created the world before you did.
Allah: What... what are you talking about? We're the same person!
God: Bitch now you're trying to steal my identity? That's it, just you wait and see what happens to your oh-so-precious Mecca.
Allah: 'Ey at least my people shout my name before they die for the Muslim countries!
God: Yeah 'cause my people are the ones shooting the shit out of 'em!
Zeus: SHADDUP I'M TRYIN' TA SLEEP HERE!!
*Zeus smites God and Allah with Lightning Bolt of Fury +1-God has left #Mt.Olympus (Ping timeout)-Allah has left #Mt.Olympus (Ping timeout)Zeus: Now, where were we?
Jessica Alba:Oooo hehe
And why does everyone wanna talk to Lenin and Stalin but never Trotsky?