Damnit All To Hell!!!

2006-06-18 02:24:42

#1

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7074|Dallas

Ever had one of those moments where you would have murdered a small family in Michigan for a camera? I had one of those moments about 15 minutes ago. Here's the scoop:

I'm driving home at approxmitly 4:15 in the morning after I got off work. It's been raining hard all night and it was kind of difficult to see very far. As I turn on to the street where I live, something moving caught my eye. As I looked I almost shit my pants. I couldn't fucking believe it....

A midget with a pink mohawk was riding a unicycle down the street during a thunderstorm.

Yeah......WTF.

The sad part is, I know that no one will believe me.

Last edited by Cougar (2006-06-18 02:25:28)

2006-06-18 02:33:06

#2

eusgen: Nugget; +402|7102|Jupiter

And...... ?

2006-06-18 02:37:14

#3

Sgt_Bob05: Nade Spammers Must Die; +49|7011|Australia

(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:
And...... ?

Maybe he thought it was funny.

2006-06-18 02:37:50

#4

Beer_Ranger: Member; +18|7004|usa

What, you couldnt stop and give em alil ride?

ugh

2006-06-18 02:38:44

#5

[PED] soul76: hand me the gun and ask me again; +18|6842|Mülheim a.d.R. | Germany

(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:
And...... ?

you obviously fail to see how extraordinary an experience this was. the only thing even more unlikely to be witnessed by mortal eyes is a fight between Admiral Ackbar and Chuck Norris.

2006-06-18 02:39:13

#6

.:silent-liquids:.: Member; +13|6996

ok, there was a miget with a pink mohawk riding a bike at night during a thunderstorm, than your phone rang and it was the pope who got the wrong number?...........

joking:)

2006-06-18 02:41:48

#7

.ACB|_Cutthroat1: No place like 127.0.0.1; +76|7005|Gold Coast,QLD,Australia

LOL! bahahahahahahahah +1

2006-06-18 02:42:19

#8

Cougar: Banned; +1,962|7074|Dallas

Right, and how many of you ahve seen a midget with a pink mohawk riding a unicycle down the street at 4 a.m. during a thunderstorm?

Thats what I thought.

2006-06-18 02:44:54

#9

[RTC]invaderzim69: Member; +19|6865|newcastle australia

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! thats hilarious

2006-06-18 02:47:40

#10

Beer_Ranger: Member; +18|7004|usa

Dude id be waiting for the twilightzone music to start. least it wasnt dressed as a clown.

2006-06-18 02:56:24

#11

[PED] soul76: hand me the gun and ask me again; +18|6842|Mülheim a.d.R. | Germany

...starting to explain how it as from the future, coming in a spatio-temperal vortex creating unicycle, telling you that you are the chosen one in the fight against the evil bug-eyed blue mohawked midgets.

no seriously, that´s pretty weird.

2006-06-18 03:04:04

#12

jkohlc: 2142th Whore; +214|6836|Singapore

you would nid sum holy water for yer eyes dude

2006-06-18 03:36:59

#13

Sarrk: O-O-O A-O A; +788|6965|Brisbane, Australia

And the moral of the story is...........get a phone with a camera if you want your friends to believe you about unicycle-riding pink mohawk midgets

2006-06-18 03:58:31

#14

=|A mere Shadow|=: The Anarchist; +121|6936|Britain and Damn proud of it!

Bah, i keep one of those sedated in a shed out back...

2006-06-18 04:00:10

#15

Jestar: Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432; +373|7051

Sarrk wrote:
And the moral of the story is...........get a phone with a camera if you want your friends to believe you about unicycle-riding pink mohawk midgets

Camera Phone FTW!!!!1!!one!

2006-06-18 04:00:52

#16

Spark: liquid fluoride thorium reactor; +874|6984|Canberra, AUS

Yeah, get a camera phone. If I saw something like that, I'd ask what that strange looking guy put in my drink...

The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
^{~ Richard Feynman}

2006-06-18 04:55:55

#17

Nessie09: I "fix" things; +107|6979|The Netherlands

No camphones... just stick with a normal digital camera... makes better pictures

2006-06-18 05:01:02

#18

Flecco: iPod is broken.; +1,048|6974|NT, like Mick Dundee

ROFLMFAO....... I've always wanted to see something stupid like that....

Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.

2006-06-18 05:21:28

#19

sagexp: Member; +16|6864

Can u imagine the thread started by the midget one the www.ILoveMoHawks.com/forum,,,there i was getting fittnes training for the big annual uni cycle ho-down,,when all of a sudden this bleary eyed dazed individual comes crashing around the corner mumbling i gotta get a camera i gotta get a camera...he frightened the dickens out of me so he did

2006-06-18 07:25:59

#20

Mason4Assassin444: retired; +552|6972|USA

Gotta pardon Cougar. Hes an attention whore.

2006-06-18 10:18:09

#21

Xietsu: Banned; +50|6866

[PED] soul76 wrote:
(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:
And...... ?
you obviously fail to see how extraordinary an experience this was. the only thing even more unlikely to be witnessed by mortal eyes is a fight between Admiral Ackbar and Chuck Norris.

LoL. Who the hell is Admiral Ackbar?

2006-06-18 10:19:34

#22

The_Mob_Returns: Member; +72|7031|Indianapolis, IN

I want to see the screenshot....oh wait....

2006-06-18 10:20:55

#23

Hurricane: Banned; +1,153|6940|Washington, DC

Sarrk wrote:
And the moral of the story is........... don't do LSD while driving

Fixed.

2006-06-18 10:24:05

#24

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6959

Xietsu wrote:
[PED] soul76 wrote:
(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:
And...... ?
you obviously fail to see how extraordinary an experience this was. the only thing even more unlikely to be witnessed by mortal eyes is a fight between Admiral Ackbar and Chuck Norris.
LoL. Who the hell is Admiral Ackbar?

A squid like Admiral from Star Wars.

2006-06-18 14:56:05

#25

[PED] soul76: hand me the gun and ask me again; +18|6842|Mülheim a.d.R. | Germany

...and one of the most eloquent of them at that. behold:

btw cougar,did you mutter something like "enemy midget spotted" or something when you saw him?

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