This is a very stupid and pointless topic, but aw well.
I've killed a few birds, lots of fish, and some squirrels.
I've killed a few birds, lots of fish, and some squirrels.
0:3... I'm a lover, not a fighter, i created some life....
0-1 i had pneumonia when i was young and my heart stopped, so i figure it counts as being dead
wowInviSniper wrote:
A friend of mine is 0:3. He got in a car wreck and died, but they broght him back; another time he had a seizure at school and died, but again they brought him back. Once more when he had an allergic reaction to a medicine, his throught swolled shut, and died, but yet again, he was broght back. No joke. He's alive today though.
0-0 but i have 50+ hours while european
9999:0 if you count insects.
Only instances were i was in trouble was were i got hit by a car and drank some engine de greaser.
The car wasn't really life threatning as i was on my bike so it didn't really hurt.
And the de-greaser was in a vimto bottle so stupid me took a few swigs before i smelt it .
Nobody else was in the house so i threw up and was fine.
Only instances were i was in trouble was were i got hit by a car and drank some engine de greaser.
The car wasn't really life threatning as i was on my bike so it didn't really hurt.
And the de-greaser was in a vimto bottle so stupid me took a few swigs before i smelt it .
Nobody else was in the house so i threw up and was fine.
taking another life is not something to make light of. as someone else wrote, its something pretty personal.
i got a team damage when i droped an anchor on my friends head, but he got be back by hitting me in the head with a hoe (like an ice pick but for digging up dirt)
i'm 3 for 3, 3 cars bought and 3 cars totaled.... and still alive and kicking!
Let's see only time when I kill something (not counting microscopic lifeforms) is during summer. Over a period of 3-4 months I kill 0.5 mosquitos and 3 flies a day. Add to that maybe 10 spiders on an annual basis. And assume I've been working at this rate since the age of 12... So my K : D ratio is about 5160 : 0.8.
Yes, 0.8 deaths. At my birth the umbilical (don't feel like looking up how it's spelled right now) cord was twisted around my neck twice. Resulting in a tumultuous birth. When they gave me to my mother I was so discoloured I looked like a freak, she felt she had to say something though, but the only thing she could come up with at the time was "He's got such beautiful nails". Hence my low self esteem.
Yes, 0.8 deaths. At my birth the umbilical (don't feel like looking up how it's spelled right now) cord was twisted around my neck twice. Resulting in a tumultuous birth. When they gave me to my mother I was so discoloured I looked like a freak, she felt she had to say something though, but the only thing she could come up with at the time was "He's got such beautiful nails". Hence my low self esteem.
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But at least your nails look goodRosse_modest wrote:
When they gave me to my mother I was so discoloured I looked like a freak, she felt she had to say something though, but the only thing she could come up with at the time was "He's got such beautiful nails". Hence my low self esteem.
Kinda off topic, but what the hell!
My friends and I have a years ago developed the..
Road kill point calculating system!(Odds are that this system exists in various shapes and forms everywhere around the globe, but this is the "Southwestern Finnish Standard Road Kill Point System" or SwFSRKPS(?). Remember, the point system is meant to NOT encourage people to drive over animals or even people, but is rather a "pad on the back" as there usually is a period of depression following the road kill.
The SwFSRK Point System
Animal RK:s
-Rat, mouse or smaller: 0 points
-Muskrat or animals of similar size: 1 point
-Brown hare or other cute bunny: 2 points + 1 point if your front bumper takes damage
-Fox: 3 points + 1 vehicle damage point if necessary
-Hedgehog -1 point ('cause they're cute)
-Deer/Elk etc: Points given according to impact speed (e.g. 80km/h = 80 points)
Hitting old ladies
-Old lady: 15 points + extra points for angle*
-Old lady with walker: 15 points + angle points + walker flight distance points in 1 metre = 1 point
* The angle of front lean. (e.g. if walking in a 75 degree angle -> 75 extra points)
Note: If human hits result in deaths, all points will be zeroed
My friends and I have a years ago developed the..
Road kill point calculating system!(Odds are that this system exists in various shapes and forms everywhere around the globe, but this is the "Southwestern Finnish Standard Road Kill Point System" or SwFSRKPS(?). Remember, the point system is meant to NOT encourage people to drive over animals or even people, but is rather a "pad on the back" as there usually is a period of depression following the road kill.
The SwFSRK Point System
Animal RK:s
-Rat, mouse or smaller: 0 points
-Muskrat or animals of similar size: 1 point
-Brown hare or other cute bunny: 2 points + 1 point if your front bumper takes damage
-Fox: 3 points + 1 vehicle damage point if necessary
-Hedgehog -1 point ('cause they're cute)
-Deer/Elk etc: Points given according to impact speed (e.g. 80km/h = 80 points)
Hitting old ladies
-Old lady: 15 points + extra points for angle*
-Old lady with walker: 15 points + angle points + walker flight distance points in 1 metre = 1 point
* The angle of front lean. (e.g. if walking in a 75 degree angle -> 75 extra points)
Note: If human hits result in deaths, all points will be zeroed
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I need around tree fiddy.
Not anymore, 2 weeks ago the upper layer of some of my nails started tearing and coming loose near the edge, probably due to calcium shortage or something. So there, I don't even have purdy nails anymore.BF2Craglyeye wrote:
But at least your nails look goodRosse_modest wrote:
When they gave me to my mother I was so discoloured I looked like a freak, she felt she had to say something though, but the only thing she could come up with at the time was "He's got such beautiful nails". Hence my low self esteem.
Last edited by Rosse_modest (2006-06-19 05:25:11)
In summer if you count insects, I gain an extra 3+ kills a day.
Small rodents I kill at least 1 a month (accidently).
No human deaths yet, but around 4 team damage points.
So total K/D I'd guess is ~6000 : 0
Small rodents I kill at least 1 a month (accidently).
No human deaths yet, but around 4 team damage points.
So total K/D I'd guess is ~6000 : 0
What sort of rodents do u kill then? And define accidentally?rh27 wrote:
Small rodents I kill at least 1 a month (accidently).
0:0.
It's not murder when they're gunning for you Deadboy. Or more specifically, when they're gunning for me and I call you for immediate suppression, danger close, over. Not exactly self-defense, but not murder either. Splash, Out!DeadboyUSMC wrote:
To whoever left me the negative karma calling me a coward: fuck you. I could care less about the karma itself, it was the comment. How dare you call me a coward, someone who has served his country to thank it for the rights and privileges it affords me. Sure, I've murdered possibly hundreds of people due to the nature of my MOS while in the Marine Corps, that's something I have to live with and by the sound of it, something you'll NEVER understand.
Mostly when I'm driving they're in the middle of the road and hard to avoid. I'm talking about things like shrews and mice.Rosse_modest wrote:
What sort of rodents do u kill then? And define accidentally?rh27 wrote:
Small rodents I kill at least 1 a month (accidently).
I'm 3:0 over the symptoms that my cancer has generated...I punched it in the face back when I was 1 (with a little help from Stanford radiologists and my opthalmologist)
34:0 ... mostly children and elderly women.
3/0
yeppers. your not the only one firing at the same target but occasionally you get that feeling knowing it was your led on targetusmarine2005 wrote:
It is basically very unofficial in ground battle. More of a guessing game really. I can honestly say I never really saw who I killed, but all I know is the firing stopped, we were alive, and they were dead.Someguy wrote:
Wow ur in the REAL army? sorry i did not know.usmarine2005 wrote:
9-0. Or so my service record says anyway.
How do they track your kills if your in a big battle and kill like 20 guys? did you count and tell them?
1-0
i killed a womens right speaker. opps
i killed a womens right speaker. opps
Good. Simultaneously terminating the ones that no longer serve any purpose and keeping human population under control.CameronPoe wrote:
34:0 ... mostly children and elderly women.
BTW, I wonder how many more tourist snapshots you have in store for us...
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a billion to 1, i died and got reincarnated. yeah, that explains why i have a cyborg body.
