Rofl... xD[n00b]Tyler wrote:
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BTW i did not specify What i hunted
BTW i did not specify What i hunted
A friend of mine is 0:3. He got in a car wreck and died, but they broght him back; another time he had a seizure at school and died, but again they brought him back. Once more when he had an allergic reaction to a medicine, his throught swolled shut, and died, but yet again, he was broght back. No joke. He's alive today though.
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If you participate in an abortion, performing, financing and so on, is that a kill damage assist?
I got teamkilled once.
At paintball.
At paintball.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
Paintball is some fun shit.LaidBackNinja wrote:
I got teamkilled once.
At paintball.
Apart from a Chicken l had to strangle and eat in Norway whilst serving my k/d is 0:0 and as of last year l was promoted to Civi from Guardsman.
This thread is fucking funny.
You choked a chicken.....bwahahahaha. Sorry, couldn't help myself.The_Guardsman wrote:
Apart from a Chicken l had to strangle and eat in Norway whilst serving my k/d is 0:0 and as of last year l was promoted to Civi from Guardsman.
I second that. BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!usmarine2005 wrote:
You choked a chicken.....bwahahahaha. Sorry, couldn't help myself.The_Guardsman wrote:
Apart from a Chicken l had to strangle and eat in Norway whilst serving my k/d is 0:0 and as of last year l was promoted to Civi from Guardsman.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
You could be revived....and that would count as 1 lol. A friend of mine actually "died" once. He was clinically dead but they revived him. He was recently born at the time lol. So I dont know if/how many insurgents he killed in Iraq, but I guess he would be X:1 lolMekstizzle wrote:
I'm sure we've all killed some animal/insects in our lives.
Probably about 1000:0 (insects, basically)
It's not so much of a ratio, seeing as once you die, you're dead. You're more or less asking people how many things they've killed in their life. Some airforce dudes here will probably give you some shocking human numbers..but i don't want to get into that.
LMAO - that is OWNEDwahjot wrote:
lol your is the posessive and you're is the contractionAlphaMale wrote:
Dude stop giving Canadians a bad name. You sound fucking 11.Cohammer wrote:
your a redneck. OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!! x3
And both of you need remedial grammar. "YOU'RE" is the posessive.
Oh yes how very comicalKing_County_Downy wrote:
I second that. BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!usmarine2005 wrote:
You choked a chicken.....bwahahahaha. Sorry, couldn't help myself.The_Guardsman wrote:
Apart from a Chicken l had to strangle and eat in Norway whilst serving my k/d is 0:0 and as of last year l was promoted to Civi from Guardsman.
0:0
but there's some team damage on my record for hit twice bikers on their bikes, one did a pretty bad stunt (flipped through the air and landed on some car, parking on the pedestrian)
but there's some team damage on my record for hit twice bikers on their bikes, one did a pretty bad stunt (flipped through the air and landed on some car, parking on the pedestrian)
I wasn't sure of the numbers and didn't bother looking it up, I never research my dumb jokes, and to whoever gave me negative Karma anonymously, Come on, I appologized didn't I?A-Unit64 wrote:
Not that many people died in the bombing and not that many die total cause of radiation only like less than 100,000.Vampira_NB wrote:
500 000 - 0
I'm responsible for Hiroshima
I appologize in advance if anybody gets mad at my comment
"God punishes all kills, both in real life and on computer games."
- Guy Verbist, local priest (local for me that is)
- Guy Verbist, local priest (local for me that is)
I'm just letting whoever neg karma'd me know that it was indeed a joke, and I'm not a complete history n00b. I was merely pointing out the fact that the ratio would be 6,000,000:1, and not 6,000,000:0, albeit in a slightly sarcastic manner. Sorry for any unintentional ill-will...Donald O' Brien wrote:
I could be wrong, but didn't Hitler die.Cohammer wrote:
6,000,000:0. Im hitler. OWNED!
I've known alot of guys in the army before, and it is actually an extremely rude question to ask this. Although, you may joke about death, if someone in the army has killed another man, there is a very high chance that the man he killed had a family like his, had friends, had fun just like he does, and he just shot him dead...
If you ask anyone in the British army at least if they have killed someone, they get very pissy. I know my father does, he gets pretty angry, leading me to think he has killed someone... Meh
However, including bugs and the like, 10000+:0
Shem
If you ask anyone in the British army at least if they have killed someone, they get very pissy. I know my father does, he gets pretty angry, leading me to think he has killed someone... Meh
However, including bugs and the like, 10000+:0
Shem
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My K: D is about 264:7... for some reason the respawn time isn't 15 seconds though
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he said you're in the armyusmarine2005 wrote:
It is basically very unofficial in ground battle. More of a guessing game really. I can honestly say I never really saw who I killed, but all I know is the firing stopped, we were alive, and they were dead.Someguy wrote:
Wow ur in the REAL army? sorry i did not know.usmarine2005 wrote:
9-0. Or so my service record says anyway.
How do they track your kills if your in a big battle and kill like 20 guys? did you count and tell them?
offically mine stands at 10 - 0 ( sniper ) OORAH
nothing is sweeter then watching the enemys head explode
lol team damage with the steel pipe. i dont think ive got anything at all. Romans[nails]Jesus hahahaha
lol the perfect ratio.=DBD=TITAN126 wrote:
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Humvan vs. Human :: 0-0
Human vs. Smaller Creatures :: 7815n41;-0
Human vs. Smaller Creatures :: 7815n41;-0
Im 1 - 0 but don't tell anyone.
I died once but I get Rez'd at 12 seconds.
I died once but I get Rez'd at 12 seconds.
i must be a n00b cuz mines 0.0 as wel
Only a couple times I have died.
I threw out my last pack of C4 and as i did so, i must have tripped it and it blew up in my face.
I was walking along the tarmac at the airport toward the plane when I was hit by a jeep that the driver had jumped out off at the last second.
Then I was just laying in the grass watching people run around a flag pole when a car with a parachute fell on me.
Needless to say it was an ordinary day.
I threw out my last pack of C4 and as i did so, i must have tripped it and it blew up in my face.
I was walking along the tarmac at the airport toward the plane when I was hit by a jeep that the driver had jumped out off at the last second.
Then I was just laying in the grass watching people run around a flag pole when a car with a parachute fell on me.
Needless to say it was an ordinary day.