Why it sucks to be a man sometimes :P

2006-06-16 07:20:14

#1

acidkiller187: Member; +123|6939

Last night the most embarrassing thing happened to me ever!
Well let’s just say that I’m sure it has happened to quite a few of you before.
Okay here goes. Me and a couple of my friends were getting ready to go on our regular pub crawling adventure [on Thursday’s] but before that, decided to get wasted at my place before we go out, so that we don’t spend allot of money. Anyway getting absolutely smashed we decide to call a cab [you know the responsible thing to do if you know your going to get!#$#Ed up!!!] Well we get to the first pub and see a couple of girls that are real friendly looking [already smashed and having the balls to make the first move I decide to approach the girls] every thing works out pretty cool, they decide to go pub crawling with us. Anyway to cut a long story short its about 2 in the morning, and we decide to go home one of the girls offer to give me a lift [BUYA!!! Score] really pissed a except. We get to my place and I offer her a cup of coffee, struggling to make it everything starts going blurry now I know I’m @!$# ed time to make a move quick.
Take her into my room and start kissing we get undressed and to my surprise Jimmy doesn’t want to eat the cake, he’s stone cold dead and me being really pissed I pass out
Only to wake up TODAY with lipstick all over my face and body with words like limp dick, short dick man are you gay and that’s some of the nice things she said. Anyway feel a little emotionally scared about the whole ordeal and just thought I would share it with some of you because it is said that a person would feel better about them self’s if the talk about embarrassing experiences. Bye the way this is the first time something like this happens to me ever and hopefully the last

2006-06-16 07:22:18

#2

Viper38: Member; +118|6979

+1 ... man that would piss me off.

2006-06-16 07:23:35

#3

Slam: Member; +74|6944

lol nice story! better luck next time yo. +1 for ya. karma me back 2!!

2006-06-16 07:25:25

#4

Cpt.KillerToy12: Be Very... Very Quite... We're Hunting Rabbits; +29|6965|U.S.A

better luck next time.

2006-06-16 07:27:46

#5

CommandoRog: Member; +10|6993|USA

Dont worry man,It happens to all of us once.
Next time little less spirits and more for the hole in one :-)

2006-06-16 07:27:53

#6

ShellShock.PwN: Member; +31|7096|Barrie Ontario

Yea you gots ownt m8 +1 for feeling sorry for you.

2006-06-16 07:42:10

#7

Use0fWeapons: Get repairs here; +60|6842|Doncaster - UK

So, feel better for getting that off your chest? (and the lipstick )
Don't worry, it probably knew what it was doing, you had your beer goggles on dude, she was a munter. It was just looking out for you.
lol

2006-06-16 07:44:53

#8

RicardoBlanco: The English; +177|6877|Oxford

I was staying at my girlfriends and was using the bathroom in the morning. Feeling frisky from the previous nights shennanigans I wanted to see what Mrs Palm and her five daughters had to say for themselves...cutting a long story short the mother of said girlfriend walks in to catch me 'red handed', if you'll excuse the pun, whilst talking to her husband through the door. Now if she'd just turned round, walked out and had words with me later that would have been fine, but no! She lets out a scream, a scream she has to explain to her husband, a husband of not inconsiderable stature. Suffice to say I didn't get to stay for lunch...

2006-06-16 07:47:35

#9

manitobapaintballa: Member; +32|6928

i learned that leason before dude and ya it sucks chicks don't understand what to much alcohol does to us

2006-06-16 07:49:23

#10

INCSOC: Member since 1984; +113|6988|Denver, CO

lol i had almost the same thing. About the same beginning, when we make it back to her place (only difference from your story) things start to get a little more heated. We make it to bed and start fooling around. I'm getting drunker by the second. There was so much damn foreplay going on that, not-so-mini INCSOC forgot that he's jot a job to do. Finally, it was time for him to go into action. But I'm so damn wasted by that time that he keeps falling asleep every 30 seconds. I keep giving him a little choke to keep him alive, but I guess it was kind of apparent; so the girl says "You wanna take a break or something?". OUCH lol that hurt

2006-06-16 07:50:01

#11

uber73: Member; +188|7061|Brisbane

you should have thought about the A10, or taking out a transport chopper with AA...

that would have floated your boat

2006-06-16 07:54:11

#12

Horseman 77: Banned; +160|7146

If you were that loaded you probably were in no condition to check her over anyway.

Having a case of the " UnOriganalNutter " probably just saved you from a scorching case of multiple STD's.

Seems like she was the one who was Mad, she must have liked what she saw and was upset that she couldn't go for a ride.

Forget her ! Move on.

Last edited by Horseman 77 (2006-06-16 08:02:58)

2006-06-16 07:57:10

#13

Horseman 77: Banned; +160|7146

Use0fWeapons wrote:
So, feel better for getting that off your chest? (and the lipstick )
Don't worry, it probably knew what it was doing, you had your beer goggles on dude, she was a munter. It was just looking out for you.
lol

Exactly !! Plus the SVD thing LOL

This guys has had blood on his bayonet ! well done dude !

2006-06-16 07:59:51

#14

SEREMAKER: BABYMAKIN EXPERT √; +2,187|6877|Mountains of NC

pack some viagra, cut back little bit on the drinkin, drinkin is awesome but gettin some ass is better, plus your eyes wont so foggy and you can see ( and remember ) her better. good luck next time

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2006-06-16 08:02:07

#15

Zeon.: l33t sp33k Specialist; +159|6867|Behind j00OMFG HAX, Bristol UK

Lol nicely done, better luck next time, try not getting so smashed eh?

2006-06-16 08:06:18

#16

-r3-anubis: Member; +73|6846|florida

You went limp on her like that? I would kill myself if that happened to me, +1 for you.

2006-06-16 08:06:48

#17

Rygar: Canucklehead; +69|6955|Nova Scotia

Use0fWeapons wrote:
Don't worry, it probably knew what it was doing, you had your beer goggles on dude, she was a munter. It was just looking out for you.
lol

Post of the day!

2006-06-16 08:08:10

#18

superfly_cox: soup fly mod; +717|7090

where i'm from they refer to this as "whisky dick"! its happens dude, don't dwell on it. its not a big deal-no pun intended:)

2006-06-16 08:14:09

#19

kr@cker: Bringin' Sexy Back!; +581|6858|Southeastern USA

yeah it's nothing, just to be on the safe side i never mix the goals of "being pissed" and "getting laid", one or the other, never both, on the other hand, there are other party favors that have resulted in all night boners

think about it this way, you have an excuse for what happened, but a dry frigid cunt is always a dry frigid cunt

2006-06-16 08:20:55

#20

=TFF=Omen_NataS: Member; +60|6849

Use0fWeapons wrote:
So, feel better for getting that off your chest? (and the lipstick )
Don't worry, it probably knew what it was doing, you had your beer goggles on dude, she was a munter. It was just looking out for you.
lol

Roflmao!! Couldn’t have said it better myself after all women say we think with our Dicks HAHAHA

2006-06-16 08:24:00

#21

ATG: Banned; +5,233|6838|Global Command

Its a fine line between liquid courage and a limp sausage.

2006-06-16 08:54:56

#22

[LRDG] Ed: Watch out for that claymore!; +32|6901|UK

+1 to you mate! Nice story!

2006-06-16 08:57:05

#23

bigp66: Member; +63|6857|memphfrica-memphis,TN

acidkiller187 wrote:
Last night the most embarrassing thing happened to me ever!
Well let’s just say that I’m sure it has happened to quite a few of you before.
Okay here goes. Me and a couple of my friends were getting ready to go on our regular pub crawling adventure [on Thursday’s] but before that, decided to get wasted at my place before we go out, so that we don’t spend allot of money. Anyway getting absolutely smashed we decide to call a cab [you know the responsible thing to do if you know your going to get!#$#Ed up!!!] Well we get to the first pub and see a couple of girls that are real friendly looking [already smashed and having the balls to make the first move I decide to approach the girls] every thing works out pretty cool, they decide to go pub crawling with us. Anyway to cut a long story short its about 2 in the morning, and we decide to go home one of the girls offer to give me a lift [BUYA!!! Score] really pissed a except. We get to my place and I offer her a cup of coffee, struggling to make it everything starts going blurry now I know I’m @!$# ed time to make a move quick.
Take her into my room and start kissing we get undressed and to my surprise Jimmy doesn’t want to eat the cake, he’s stone cold dead and me being really pissed I pass out
Only to wake up TODAY with lipstick all over my face and body with words like limp dick, short dick man are you gay and that’s some of the nice things she said. Anyway feel a little emotionally scared about the whole ordeal and just thought I would share it with some of you because it is said that a person would feel better about them self’s if the talk about embarrassing experiences. Bye the way this is the first time something like this happens to me ever and hopefully the last

HAHHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

2006-06-16 08:58:47

#24

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6982|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

You have done nothing wrong, except you didnt drink enough alcohol. The more you drink the better it is, thats the case with me.

2006-06-16 09:57:51

#25

E7IX3R: is drunk and crazy; +216|6997|UK

the other day when i had a party my dick shrank to the size of a peanut and my girlfriend was drunk and horny.

dont take drugs when your girlfriend is about kids.

usually i can have sex for 3-4 hours, built quite a rep with that and one time i had sex with a girl for first time and it lasted 4 minutes. not cool

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