does England suck at punishment?

2006-06-16 03:05:03

#1

THA: im a fucking .....well not now; +609|7080|AUS, Canberra

ok.

lets go back 200 years.

england send their criminals from a cold wet heck hole with warm beer and rocks on the beach instead of sand, to a warm sunny island with golden beaches, hot chicks and best beer in the world.

smart.

2006-06-16 03:16:22

#2

mikeshw: Radioactive Glo; +130|7147|A Small Isle in the Tropics

they saw kangaroos, wallabies, tasmanian devils, and thought it was best holiday the convicts could ever have... go figure..

2006-06-16 03:16:54

#3

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|6936|UK

When you look at it that way... it does seem a bit stupid

2006-06-16 03:33:59

#4

=OBS= EstebanRey: Member; +256|6859|Oxford, England, UK, EU, Earth

Um, you do realise Australia has evolved into what is is today don't you. 200 years ago, we sent our criminals from a well-established and maintained kingdom to an undeveloped wasteland.

I must say though, you've done the place up lovely since though. Personally I would have worked from the centre outwards but you're doing the other way around. Maybe, in another 200 years you might have finished the place after the rest you seem to have taken since doing up the coasts, nevermind.....

You are so obviously decendants from the Brits though...when we have a hot spell (like at the moment) British people skive off work, put on the shorts of hope, reveal the pale legs of inexperience, cook a BBQ and do fuck all bar drink lager in the sun....

P.S How did you come to the conclusion that a cold country would produce warm beer and a hot country, cold beer? That doesn't make sense surely? Also, Fosters and XXXX are nicknamed "knats piss" over here so the best beer tag would have to go to Belgium for Stella I would say.....

2006-06-16 03:38:10

#5

THA: im a fucking .....well not now; +609|7080|AUS, Canberra

=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:
Um, you do realise Australia has evolved into what is is today don't you. 200 years ago, we sent our criminals from a well-established and maintained kingdom to an undeveloped wasteland.

yes i knew that.

=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:
Also, Fosters and XXXX are nicknamed "knats piss" over here

well fosters doesnt sell beer in aus as no one used to drink it here. and xxxx is without a doubt the worst beer ever.

the only people here that drink it are people from queensland whos parents are cousins.

2006-06-16 03:38:53

#6

superfly_cox: soup fly mod; +717|7090

i wonder what its like to be australian and know that everyone around you is descended from murdering/thieving brits:)

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2006-06-16 03:45:17

#7

=OBS= EstebanRey: Member; +256|6859|Oxford, England, UK, EU, Earth

THA wrote:
The only people here that drink it are people from queensland whos parents are cousins.

What beers do you drink then mate?

2006-06-16 03:55:38

#8

Rosse_modest: Member; +76|7085|Antwerp, Flanders

=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:
P.S How did you come to the conclusion that a cold country would produce warm beer and a hot country, cold beer? That doesn't make sense surely? Also, Fosters and XXXX are nicknamed "knats piss" over here so the best beer tag would have to go to Belgium for Stella I would say.....

Stella Artois is just standard stuff.

2006-06-16 05:51:47

#9

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6982|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

You will always have a hang over or feel the effects the next day due to the chemicals used. (stella)

2006-06-16 05:51:57

#10

Jestar: Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432; +373|7050

Did you Quote that off Friday night Live THA?

Busted....

2006-06-16 05:56:44

#11

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7025

=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:
THA wrote:
The only people here that drink it are people from queensland whos parents are cousins.
What beers do you drink then mate?

VB

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2006-06-16 05:56:48

#12

[RTC]invaderzim69: Member; +19|6865|newcastle australia

=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:
THA wrote:
The only people here that drink it are people from queensland whos parents are cousins.
What beers do you drink then mate?

Tooheys Extra dry!
Your just jelouse that we kick your arse at evey sport that you play! lol
and yes England sucks at punishing people

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2006-06-16 05:59:54

#13

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6982|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Jestar12345 wrote:
Did you Quote that off Friday night Live THA?

Busted....

Did who quote what??

2006-06-16 06:01:53

#14

THA: im a fucking .....well not now; +609|7080|AUS, Canberra

1927 wrote:
Jestar12345 wrote:
Did you Quote that off Friday night Live THA?

Busted....
Did who quote what??

a guy on a tv show here said it tonight.

2006-06-16 06:04:09

#15

DoctorFruitloop: Level 13 Wrongdoer; +515|6855|Doncaster, UK

Err, he meant did THA quote that, the clue's in the question!

Last edited by DoctorFruitloop (2006-06-16 06:04:53)

2006-06-16 06:09:07

#16

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6958

Rosse_modest wrote:
=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:
P.S How did you come to the conclusion that a cold country would produce warm beer and a hot country, cold beer? That doesn't make sense surely? Also, Fosters and XXXX are nicknamed "knats piss" over here so the best beer tag would have to go to Belgium for Stella I would say.....
Stella Artois is just standard stuff.

Agreed. There is far better Belgian beer.

Anyway, whilst I do sort of agree with THA, I doubt there were any hot chicks there 200 years ago. I could be wrong though.

2006-06-16 06:16:03

#17

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|6900|Scarborough Yorkshire England

THA wrote:
=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:
Um, you do realise Australia has evolved into what is is today don't you. 200 years ago, we sent our criminals from a well-established and maintained kingdom to an undeveloped wasteland.
yes i knew that.

=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:
Also, Fosters and XXXX are nicknamed "knats piss" over here
well fosters doesnt sell beer in aus as no one used to drink it here. and xxxx is without a doubt the worst beer ever.

the only people here that drink it are people from queensland whos parents are cousins.

VB Is a lovely pint

2006-06-16 06:19:56

#18

[RTC]invaderzim69 wrote:
=OBS= EstebanRey wrote:
THA wrote:
The only people here that drink it are people from queensland whos parents are cousins.
What beers do you drink then mate?
Tooheys Extra dry!
Your just jelouse that we kick your arse at evey sport that you play! lol
and yes England sucks at punishing people

2006-06-16 06:30:10

#19

theDude5B: Cool member; +804|7059

what is VB? and what other beers/lagers do you have that are so much better?

And England is piss poor at punishment, they are now talking of giving Heroin addicts medicinal herroin! I mean come on! you might aswell just start giving out free drink and drugs to everyone then.

2006-06-16 06:34:46

#20

Jestar: Shifty's Home Number: 02 9662 8432; +373|7050

theDude5B wrote:
what is VB? and what other beers/lagers do you have that are so much better?

And England is piss poor at punishment, they are now talking of giving Heroin addicts medicinal herroin! I mean come on! you might aswell just start giving out free drink and drugs to everyone then.

I'll Take the Booze!!!

2006-06-16 06:35:14

#21

THA: im a fucking .....well not now; +609|7080|AUS, Canberra

i drink carlton on tap

normaly if im stuck with bottles ill drink crownies or coronas.

but extra dry got me through my early twenties. also tooheys new i drink at the brumbies matches.

2006-06-16 06:35:54

#22

Jinto-sk: Laid Back Yorkshireman; +183|6900|Scarborough Yorkshire England

VB = Victoria Bitter it's a larger dude but they call it bitter? don't know why. But we are the only country that makes bitter as far as I know.
All other countries usually call what we class as larger a beer
think they may also have DB (don't know what the D stands for) or is that a New Zealand larger

2006-06-16 06:37:14

#23

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6982|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

theDude5B wrote:
what is VB? and what other beers/lagers do you have that are so much better?

And England is piss poor at punishment, they are now talking of giving Heroin addicts medicinal herroin! I mean come on! you might aswell just start giving out free drink and drugs to everyone then.

Im very much agaisnt hard drugs but to shed some light on this, do you know where the cue starts please?

2006-06-16 06:38:20

#24

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6982|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ive mistaken THA as being THAT with a "t" missing. oooops sorry.

2006-06-16 06:41:17

#25

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|6958

THA wrote:
i drink carlton on tap

normaly if im stuck with bottles ill drink crownies or coronas.

but extra dry got me through my early twenties. also tooheys new i drink at the brumbies matches.

Aussie beer can't be up to much if you drink Coronas. :p

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