As for myself, I have developed a Pavlovian response to bathrooms, I cannot enter one to wash my hands, blow my nose, anything at all without getting the urge to pee.........
What about you?
What about you?
reading this topic...jk I don't feel like telling my secrets.
I peed in a supermarket when I was twelve. I was waiting in line and some stupid bloody old person insisted in paying with a cheque for her loaf of bread so I was left their waiting... and waiting... and WAITING!!!
Eventually I got to the checkout, but I was really uncomfortable, so I let fly... bad idea. The guy at the checkout was looking at me strangely 'cause I had a worrying expression on my face. I paid my money, got my receipt and sprinted out of there and back home.
Worst thing was I ended up working in that same supermarket a few years later.
I have no problem with revealing that. I've gotten over it.
Eventually I got to the checkout, but I was really uncomfortable, so I let fly... bad idea. The guy at the checkout was looking at me strangely 'cause I had a worrying expression on my face. I paid my money, got my receipt and sprinted out of there and back home.
Worst thing was I ended up working in that same supermarket a few years later.
I have no problem with revealing that. I've gotten over it.
Last edited by Tyferra (2006-06-15 20:03:08)
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I was the second shooter on the grassy knoll.
AAAUGHHH!! FUCK!
How did I get myself talked into this one!! FUCK!
Okay, scratch that pee-pee moment off the list, I'll probably have a new one in a few weeks.
I honestly don't know how the fuck I got talked into this one!
So I'll be prancing around the waterfront of Wellington in a Dog costume... I got talked into it, now I'm committed. I'm desperate for money and I need a job but I didn't expect this! God dammit!!
Oh yeah, and I won't be alone, I'll be prancing around with a Pirate, A DOG AND A FUCKING PIRATE!!!
The costumes not that bad, people shouldn't realise it's me but still... sweet merciful crap... this is so not what I do...
I'll be sure to post a picture or two.
How did I get myself talked into this one!! FUCK!
Okay, scratch that pee-pee moment off the list, I'll probably have a new one in a few weeks.
I honestly don't know how the fuck I got talked into this one!
So I'll be prancing around the waterfront of Wellington in a Dog costume... I got talked into it, now I'm committed. I'm desperate for money and I need a job but I didn't expect this! God dammit!!
Oh yeah, and I won't be alone, I'll be prancing around with a Pirate, A DOG AND A FUCKING PIRATE!!!
The costumes not that bad, people shouldn't realise it's me but still... sweet merciful crap... this is so not what I do...
I'll be sure to post a picture or two.
Last edited by Tyferra (2006-06-15 21:10:33)
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I got Moobs.
Last edited by Alexanderthegrape (2006-06-15 21:30:01)
Don't be such a baby ya Kiwi.Tyferra wrote:
I peed in a supermarket when I was twelve. I was waiting in line and some stupid bloody old person insisted in paying with a cheque for her loaf of bread so I was left their waiting... and waiting... and WAITING!!!
Eventually I got to the checkout, but I was really uncomfortable, so I let fly... bad idea. The guy at the checkout was looking at me strangely 'cause I had a worrying expression on my face. I paid my money, got my receipt and sprinted out of there and back home.
Worst thing was I ended up working in that same supermarket a few years later.
I have no problem with revealing that. I've gotten over it.
I gross out my wife by tucking my penis under, and walk out of the shower naked and freak her out. Then stop by the mirror, laugh at myself, and then proceed to bump uglies with her and say "Look honey, our vagina's are touching!"
Ewwwwwwww....... >_<[FHF]MattyZ wrote:
I gross out my wife by tucking my penis under, and walk out of the shower naked and freak her out. Then stop by the mirror, laugh at myself, and then proceed to bump uglies with her and say "Look honey, our vagina's are touching!"
I ate bird shit at the age of 4, i was under the distinct impression it was bread....
I like Godzilla.
I have 3 testicles.
What the fuck dude! Funny as hell though![FHF]MattyZ wrote:
I gross out my wife by tucking my penis under, and walk out of the shower naked and freak her out. Then stop by the mirror, laugh at myself, and then proceed to bump uglies with her and say "Look honey, our vagina's are touching!"
Sounds like fun... :S[FHF]MattyZ wrote:
I gross out my wife by tucking my penis under, and walk out of the shower naked and freak her out. Then stop by the mirror, laugh at myself, and then proceed to bump uglies with her and say "Look honey, our vagina's are touching!"
i masturbate with sandpaper
you should probably get out of that habbiteasy-skanking wrote:
i masturbate with sandpaper
i skinned a girl in her late 20's and wore her skin with my penor tucked under while i listened to Marylin Manson in my basement with my dog "Precious"
Hey come on, be serious! I revealed my secret! I spilled my guts! Look at them! They're on the floor, it's a fucking mess! I'm not going to be the one who cleans this up you know!
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penis tucking is a fine art. for extra points you make your ballsack look like a vaginastryyker wrote:
i skinned a girl in her late 20's and wore her skin with my penor tucked under while i listened to Marylin Manson in my basement with my dog "Precious"
I like to get naked in front of large crowds. And have done on quite a few occasions.
Let's see...Something embarassing...Hmmm...Ah! Well it wasn't me but it was funny as hell. I was walking this kindergartener back to his class *i was in fifth grade* he gets this...look on his face. He runs ahead of me, pisses himself, slips in his pee and falls RIGHT into it...I couldn't stop laughing...I feel bad, am I a bad person?
Actually trying to help people. For some reason or another, I always end up getting the shit end of the stick of any situation and it's that I have an inept ability to have really bad karma. Not sure if it's embarassing, but it sure has put myself into countless amounts of embarassing moments, just wanted to state a general reason.
I have a bad habit of dropping my pants all the way down to the ground when i´m gonna tuck my shirts. Not so bad when you are alone or among friend, it not so good when standing in a supermarket or outside a gas station maybe...
i have a freakishly big cock... 5 big chickens, and a small duck.
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My stats...
Damn, all these embarassing things, must have been really bad, because I can remember a single thing!!
Ill think about it............
Ill think about it............