Poll

You have diarrhea and need to vomit at the same time. Do you...

Crap in the toilet and vomit on the floor.43%43% - 7
Vomit in the toilet and crap on the floor.6%6% - 1
Try to vomit in between your legs while on the toilet.43%43% - 7
Do both in the shower with the water running.6%6% - 1
Total: 16
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6954
Note: There is no trash can/bucket to vomit into.

Last edited by Fancy_Pollux (2006-06-14 11:00:36)

Tripp
I wanna be on you
+116|6835|So Cal
It's much prettier having to wipe up vomit from the floor.  And yes, I know I wipe my ass, but you don't wipe logs from it.
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6905|Seattle

I'm an expert on this. Trade off positions. Puke in toilet, poop in toilet, puke in toilet, flush.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
JOJOBA
my penis itches
+18|6841|Columbus, OH
what about a bucket? whenever i need to puke, i keep a bucket with me, just when im home.
Madhadda1
Member
+270|6853|Cedar Rapids, Iowa
i have a bowel

the one everybody eats popcorn out of....
Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6954

Madhadda1 wrote:

i have a bowel

the one everybody eats popcorn out of....
People eat popcorn out of your bowels?
Tripp
I wanna be on you
+116|6835|So Cal

King_County_Downy wrote:

I'm an expert on this. Trade off positions. Puke in toilet, poop in toilet, puke in toilet, flush.
dude! lol

preparing to puke at the exact location my newly born turd is currently floating, is just a recipe for hell.
Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|7053|Houston, TX
I'm normally open for any kind of humor, but this is a bit too far for the forums.  Sorry guys.

reference to here.

KJ

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