If I could shoot the a*sholes that do the following, and get paid I'd be a kabillionaire!
PLEASE PEOPLE, THINK ABOUT THIS CRAP AND DON'T BE ONE OF THESE:
:: Servers with No spawn killing rules ::
These f*cking admins need to swallow some flaming oil and wake up. Creating rules that attempt to prevent the action(s) the game physically allows is non-sense. Spawn killing is a perfectly good and LEGAL activity and if your team is so lame as to allow the enemy to approach and pin your forces down, then so be it you deserve it! Grind your teeth and swear to Jesus how pissed you are about the raping and pillaging, but raping and pillaging only occurs when your team is so weak as to allow it to happen in the first place.
An example of why all server admins that plaster this rule should be executed jihad style: The MEC on Karkand BENEFIT immensely from their forces pinning down the USMC at their 3 rear spawn points. Laying back in the city is disadvantageous. And if the USMC is getting raped they need to adapt and overcome this counter-assault by sending recon teams to the flanks and have them take rear flags in stead of whining about it. Or friggin aim better!
Admins that set these rules are pussies and trying to shelter people from war.
:: Using the phrase: Noobs use Tubes (and all variants) ::
Again, BLAME DICE not players for using anti-tank weapons to destroy someone @ close range, as a rather effective sniper weapon, and OR for it's real purpose - tank suppression. Those that rip on players that TOOB need to be SHOT. DEAL WITH IT. Instead of bitching either figure out a way to counter it, OR learn how to drive your ARMOR better. I can clear Karkand in the APC with 40+ kills and maybe 5 deaths (and those 5 deaths are typically NOT at the hands of a Tuber.) If you want to be a TOOBER, then do so knowing that it takes skill and bravery to target tanks or even enemy snipers, a very vital function of the team and BE PROUD. If YOU slander TOOBERS, then you're just a whining little unadaptive BIATCH.
:: Calling someone a NOOBie for using C4 Suicide tactics against Armor ::
I once dedicated myself to C4 suiciding with a Vodnic on Karkand for the entire match. I would circle around, taking all kinds of unconventional routes and slam that good old Vodnic into some prime metal meat. 10 times later some USMC tank drivers were very pissed off. BUT eventually the USMC just abandoned the use of armor all together. And the MEC won.
I'll trade my Vodnik and life for a key piece to the USMC inventory - any Tank - ANY DAY. A good tank driver can pull down 5:1 to 9:1 kill ratios. My grunt ass, even in a mounted .50 cal, situated on duck pond location might achieve 4:1 before being TOOBed (see above). So C4 suiciding, OR if possible NOT suiciding but actually getting away from the blast is VERY EFFECTIVE at suppressing the USMC advance - especially on Karkand. I can't imagine how many MEC lives I saved that day by repeatedly C4ing the USMC's armor. Brownies? I like them chewy.
NEXT TIME you swear at or talk smack to some C4 suicide whore that just blew up your 2.4 million dollar tank because you are a stupid slow thinking cow of a tank driver, think again. These players are sacrificing their scores for the benefit of their TEAM and because you suck. Instead you should praise their dedication and honor.
:: Other lame things you see on server messages ::
> Don't team kill (no shit! -- the server will auto kick in most cases, why state the obvious?)
> Don't team kill teammates for vehicles (who cares of someone plugs you with a sniper round, and then steals your Cecile, they obviously needed it more than you)
> Play Fair! (Like don't use C4, don't use Toobs, don't protect a flag with Claymores, don't ram a pilot that is getting 20:1 ratios - bullshit! Do what you must to WIN, even if it means attempting to vote off the other team's top player(s).!)
> Don't be a fucktard, or idiot, or asshole, or shithead etc etc ( See former bullet )
> We strive for a fun gaming environment/experience ( You want to make the environment better? Let people use all available actions as allowed by the game designers, and stop putting your pu*sy sub-rules on the server you egotistical prancing f#ucks!)
> No Ramming Vehicles (WTF! I don't care, if I'm good enough to steer my jet into your over burdened and FULL blackhawk scoring 3-5 kills to my 1 death - do the math, it's all about sacrificing in WAR! - I just saved a flag, points, and lives - setting you back, pissing you off, and delaying your assault.) Don't like it? Learn evasive maneuvers!
Thanks for your time dipholes! *you know who you are*
1ST_LT_COOK and C4_SUICIDE_WHORE
PLEASE PEOPLE, THINK ABOUT THIS CRAP AND DON'T BE ONE OF THESE:
:: Servers with No spawn killing rules ::
These f*cking admins need to swallow some flaming oil and wake up. Creating rules that attempt to prevent the action(s) the game physically allows is non-sense. Spawn killing is a perfectly good and LEGAL activity and if your team is so lame as to allow the enemy to approach and pin your forces down, then so be it you deserve it! Grind your teeth and swear to Jesus how pissed you are about the raping and pillaging, but raping and pillaging only occurs when your team is so weak as to allow it to happen in the first place.
An example of why all server admins that plaster this rule should be executed jihad style: The MEC on Karkand BENEFIT immensely from their forces pinning down the USMC at their 3 rear spawn points. Laying back in the city is disadvantageous. And if the USMC is getting raped they need to adapt and overcome this counter-assault by sending recon teams to the flanks and have them take rear flags in stead of whining about it. Or friggin aim better!
Admins that set these rules are pussies and trying to shelter people from war.
:: Using the phrase: Noobs use Tubes (and all variants) ::
Again, BLAME DICE not players for using anti-tank weapons to destroy someone @ close range, as a rather effective sniper weapon, and OR for it's real purpose - tank suppression. Those that rip on players that TOOB need to be SHOT. DEAL WITH IT. Instead of bitching either figure out a way to counter it, OR learn how to drive your ARMOR better. I can clear Karkand in the APC with 40+ kills and maybe 5 deaths (and those 5 deaths are typically NOT at the hands of a Tuber.) If you want to be a TOOBER, then do so knowing that it takes skill and bravery to target tanks or even enemy snipers, a very vital function of the team and BE PROUD. If YOU slander TOOBERS, then you're just a whining little unadaptive BIATCH.
:: Calling someone a NOOBie for using C4 Suicide tactics against Armor ::
I once dedicated myself to C4 suiciding with a Vodnic on Karkand for the entire match. I would circle around, taking all kinds of unconventional routes and slam that good old Vodnic into some prime metal meat. 10 times later some USMC tank drivers were very pissed off. BUT eventually the USMC just abandoned the use of armor all together. And the MEC won.
I'll trade my Vodnik and life for a key piece to the USMC inventory - any Tank - ANY DAY. A good tank driver can pull down 5:1 to 9:1 kill ratios. My grunt ass, even in a mounted .50 cal, situated on duck pond location might achieve 4:1 before being TOOBed (see above). So C4 suiciding, OR if possible NOT suiciding but actually getting away from the blast is VERY EFFECTIVE at suppressing the USMC advance - especially on Karkand. I can't imagine how many MEC lives I saved that day by repeatedly C4ing the USMC's armor. Brownies? I like them chewy.
NEXT TIME you swear at or talk smack to some C4 suicide whore that just blew up your 2.4 million dollar tank because you are a stupid slow thinking cow of a tank driver, think again. These players are sacrificing their scores for the benefit of their TEAM and because you suck. Instead you should praise their dedication and honor.
:: Other lame things you see on server messages ::
> Don't team kill (no shit! -- the server will auto kick in most cases, why state the obvious?)
> Don't team kill teammates for vehicles (who cares of someone plugs you with a sniper round, and then steals your Cecile, they obviously needed it more than you)
> Play Fair! (Like don't use C4, don't use Toobs, don't protect a flag with Claymores, don't ram a pilot that is getting 20:1 ratios - bullshit! Do what you must to WIN, even if it means attempting to vote off the other team's top player(s).!)
> Don't be a fucktard, or idiot, or asshole, or shithead etc etc ( See former bullet )
> We strive for a fun gaming environment/experience ( You want to make the environment better? Let people use all available actions as allowed by the game designers, and stop putting your pu*sy sub-rules on the server you egotistical prancing f#ucks!)
> No Ramming Vehicles (WTF! I don't care, if I'm good enough to steer my jet into your over burdened and FULL blackhawk scoring 3-5 kills to my 1 death - do the math, it's all about sacrificing in WAR! - I just saved a flag, points, and lives - setting you back, pissing you off, and delaying your assault.) Don't like it? Learn evasive maneuvers!
Thanks for your time dipholes! *you know who you are*
1ST_LT_COOK and C4_SUICIDE_WHORE