Fancy_Pollux
Connoisseur of Fine Wine
+1,306|6957
My mom, my little bro, and myself were having a nice lunch together and me and my mom were having a discussion about school and stuff like that. Everything was going good until I noticed my brother had become very quiet. I looked over at him and noticed that he had an odd look on his face and his eyes were getting big. I asked him what was wrong then he opens his mouth, but the words won't come out he's chokin' now, everybody's jokin' now, the clocks run out, time's up over blough! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked he's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, no he won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes it don't matter, he's dope he knows that, but he's broke he's so stacked that he knows when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody he better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7076|Dallas
I would have fallen for it, if you hadn't posted three of these this month.
InviSniper
The first true Sniper.
+95|6955|Cumberland, MD, USA
That's actually not funny. My brother just went to NC for vacation. I hate you! *cries in fetal position*
duk0r
Administrator
+306|6979|Austin, TX

Ummm, what?
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Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7086|Noizyland

Pollux, you are the new Andy Kaufman. You fucken rule bro, +1!
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
THA
im a fucking .....well not now
+609|7082|AUS, Canberra
  they used to be funny now he is just struggling for material.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,398|7086|Noizyland

Just like Kaufman.
I arrived late on the Pollux scene. I reckon it's quite clever. Not worth wasting a thread on, but still.
Plus, I didn't give him +1 for any of his really funny stuff so I felt I owed him.
You need things like this though to remember that we take ourselves way to seriously.
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
superfly_cox
soup fly mod
+717|7092

i would like to say that i am the first fancy_pollux fan:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=21557

back then it was not cool to enjoy pollux...
kr@cker
Bringin' Sexy Back!
+581|6860|Southeastern USA
eminem=gayness
=|A mere Shadow|=
The Anarchist
+121|6937|Britain and Damn proud of it!
This one wasn't so funny.. but some of the other threads were fucking genius
[LCI]squeakyfleece
O-<--< stick man lolololol
+27|6969|perv
lol brilliant!!! +1
BolvisOculus
Spagett!
+167|6930|Manitowoc, WI
HAHAHA, this entire thread got -3 karma, im guessing its just because people dont like eminem
jkohlc
2142th Whore
+214|6837|Singapore

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

My mom, my little bro, and myself were having a nice lunch together and me and my mom were having a discussion about school and stuff like that. Everything was going good until I noticed my brother had become very quiet. I looked over at him and noticed that he had an odd look on his face and his eyes were getting big. I asked him what was wrong then he opens his mouth, but the words won't come out he's chokin' now, everybody's jokin' now, the clocks run out, time's up over blough! Snap back to reality, Oh there goes gravity Oh, there goes Rabbit, he choked he's so mad, but he won't give up that easy, no he won't have it, he knows his whole back's to these ropes it don't matter, he's dope he knows that, but he's broke he's so stacked that he knows when he goes back to this mobile home, that's when it's back to the lab again, yo, this whole rhapsody he better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass him.

Fancy_Pollux wrote:

My little brother almost died today.
sad to hear that

Last edited by jkohlc (2006-07-06 04:24:51)

Stomper_40k
Re-Incarnation. You mean re-spawn right?
+44|6956|Cardiff - Wales - UK
It would have been funny, but these posts are a regular feature on BF2s and it wears off after the first 4 or 5
VspyVspy
Sniper
+183|6984|A sunburnt country
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7027
i almost not killed sum1
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