In class today I had to rip one. So, I figured if I dropped my text book it would cover up the noise, but instead I miss timed it, dropped the book, got everyone's attention then let a loud one go.
Nice One!!
Freakin' rofl...
Ahahahahahahahhahahahahaa
ROFLMAO
Man, that's funny!
Man, that's funny!
lol -- bet it waz like this
*smash *FAARRRTTTTTT
*smash *FAARRRTTTTTT
Nice did somthing like that went up to get a tissue and figure stand next to the stinky kid right well when I walked by the kid he let aloud one go and said dude why did u fart by me!
nice one, cheers!
Flatulence tales always work.
lol... hope that doesnt crush ur social life
you shit yourself to didnt you?
Nah. The only time I've ever farted and accidently shat myself was in my girlfriend's shower, in which I dropped a log.the_heart_attack wrote:
you shit yourself to didnt you?
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Really?
you must be new to the forums...in that case I must warn you not to take him seriously. At all. But make sure to laugh.Pop To Ster wrote:
Really?
LOL!!
I let one go by accident in a exam. bloody thing echoed, i swear to God a tiny part of my soul died...
I let one go by accident in a exam. bloody thing echoed, i swear to God a tiny part of my soul died...
Lol big time man!
What do you mean by "bloody"?A mere Shadow|= wrote:
LOL!!
I let one go by accident in a exam. bloody thing echoed, i swear to God a tiny part of my soul died...
Ewwwwww.... not as in i started bleeding from my ass, im british, i use it alot xD
Sucks sitting next to a girl you like, trying to maintain a conversation and hold in that giant fart that wants to squeze its way out your ass, anyone feel me?
The ones you hold in but a little bit eeks out without a sound, so you sit there for about 30 seconds wondering if it realld DID come out or not. Then you smell it and it's awful, but you can tell it hasn't reached her yet, so you start taking really deep breaths trying to suck it all up before it hits her but it's not working. Then it hits her and you know it did because she is obviosly trying to pretend like she can't smell it but you both know she can and you become so embarrassed that you can't control your asshole muscles anymore and an even bigger fart comes out and then you both have the ackward "Well I'll see ya later then" moment.(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:
Sucks sitting next to a girl you like, trying to maintain a conversation and hold in that giant fart that wants to squeze its way out your ass, anyone feel me?
Those are the worst.
Lmfao! +1Cougar wrote:
The ones you hold in but a little bit eeks out without a sound, so you sit there for about 30 seconds wondering if it realld DID come out or not. Then you smell it and it's awful, but you can tell it hasn't reached her yet, so you start taking really deep breaths trying to suck it all up before it hits her but it's not working. Then it hits her and you know it did because she is obviosly trying to pretend like she can't smell it but you both know she can and you become so embarrassed that you can't control your asshole muscles anymore and an even bigger fart comes out and then you both have the ackward "Well I'll see ya later then" moment.(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:
Sucks sitting next to a girl you like, trying to maintain a conversation and hold in that giant fart that wants to squeze its way out your ass, anyone feel me?
Those are the worst.
Lmao Owned! +1
I'd give you +1 but I gave you 1 already...Cougar wrote:
The ones you hold in but a little bit eeks out without a sound, so you sit there for about 30 seconds wondering if it realld DID come out or not. Then you smell it and it's awful, but you can tell it hasn't reached her yet, so you start taking really deep breaths trying to suck it all up before it hits her but it's not working. Then it hits her and you know it did because she is obviosly trying to pretend like she can't smell it but you both know she can and you become so embarrassed that you can't control your asshole muscles anymore and an even bigger fart comes out and then you both have the ackward "Well I'll see ya later then" moment.(EUS)Gen.BadSnipaDay wrote:
Sucks sitting next to a girl you like, trying to maintain a conversation and hold in that giant fart that wants to squeze its way out your ass, anyone feel me?
Those are the worst.
Maybe tomorrow if I remember
Smooth move Pollux, like peanut butter.
fuschweet.
my worst fart was on a retreat, during a meditation. We were all sitting on the church floor, which is concrete, with your typical very short carpeting on it. I thought it was going to be an SBD (silent but deadly), but the hard floor made my cheeks flap. The whole chapel reverberated with my fart, and all meditation was lost for the next few minutes. it was the most embarrassing ever.
my worst fart was on a retreat, during a meditation. We were all sitting on the church floor, which is concrete, with your typical very short carpeting on it. I thought it was going to be an SBD (silent but deadly), but the hard floor made my cheeks flap. The whole chapel reverberated with my fart, and all meditation was lost for the next few minutes. it was the most embarrassing ever.