Alright, here is what we are going to do, grab a song, and change nearly every line so that the song makes a decent ammount of sense

Heres mine!!

[System of A down - Lost in Hollywood]

Lost in Karkand

Sarrk on Microsoft Word wrote:

Ill stay here,
at the spawn
Those vicious streets are filled with noobs,
You should have never gone to Karkand Town.

They find you,
Then mine you,
Say your biggest noob they’ve ever seen
You should have never trusted Karkand Town

I Radioed you,
And told you,
There was a en-e-my boat out there
You should have never gone to Karkand Town.

They take you,
And rape you,
They pad you in desgusting ways
You should never trusted Karkand Town.



I was standing at the wall
looking at the spawn
All you noobs spawning there when your back flag was capped
This is my best round
This is my high score
All you medic’s put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.

All you noobs spawning there when your back flag was just capped

All you whores put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.

Phoney stats come today,
Look at all of them beg to stay,
Phoney stats come today.


(The lines in the letter said, "We have gone to mashtuur city")
Look at all of them beg to stay

Phoney stats come to stay.

All you noobs spawning there when your back flag just was capped
All you padders, trying to get your really really high scores
All you noobs switching teams to  get your W-C-R
You should have never trusted Karkand City.
You should have never gone to Karkand City.

All you executives put your hands in the air and and just patch the game like you just don’t care

You should have never trusted Karkand Town
Sound good?

*Try* and listen to the song first before rating it, so you get the riff


How did I do?

Anyone wanna try their hand at this fine art of mutilating songs?

Last edited by Sarrk (2006-05-28 03:27:14)