How do you get a fat chick into bed with you?

C.Schaffer wrote:
Hey, stop it, whats so fun about fat chicks?!
my girlfriend weights 120 kg ( dunno what it is in like pounds or what but its much!)
so stop it

Dang that's a huge bitch about 250pounds that's big man [How much Do you way]

Last edited by acidkiller187 (2006-05-26 07:19:17)

2006-05-26 07:18:52

#6

JahManRed: wank; +646|6935|IRELAND

I have a story. Large lady attacks me in bar.............aggggghhh I run away. 2 hours later she has roughly lost the same body mass as I have consumed in beer. Wake up in morning and that body mass has returned.
Fat chicks don't get it too often so they tend to put alot of effort in. If you are feeling like a night of dirt, then supper size your order!!!
lol, this thread is so going to get closed.

2006-05-26 07:18:55

#7

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7117|Nårvei

C.Schaffer wrote:
Hey, stop it, whats so fun about fat chicks?!
my girlfriend weights 120 kg ( dunno what it is in like pounds or what but its much!)
so stop it

Dude ! Somethings are better to not post about !

Last edited by Varegg (2006-05-26 07:19:06)

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2006-05-26 07:20:38

#8

I.M.I Militant: We Are Not Alone In Here; +297|7026|Melbourne, Australia

120 Kg! Thats A Huge Bitch... Keep It In The Circus Buddy

2006-05-26 07:23:45

#9

fierce: I love [fiSh]; +167|6875

How do you get a fat chick into bed with you?

Not at all! Simply, uh?

2006-05-26 07:24:10

#10

C.Schaffer: Member; +19|6905|Sweden

hehe well, I love her anyway:)
Love to get between her fat legs and just...MMmmmm...

LOL:D

2006-05-26 07:25:30

#11

joker3327: =IBF2=; +305|6905|Cheshire. UK

Fat chicks are like Mopeds....

Fun to ride .....but you dont want your mates to see you riding one

At least you know your breakfast will be good!

Or you could smack her arse and ride the ripples in

Last edited by joker3327 (2006-05-26 07:26:44)

2006-05-26 07:28:22

#12

acidkiller187: Member; +123|6937

C.Schaffer wrote:
hehe well, I love her anyway:)
Love to get between her fat legs and just...MMmmmm...
Dude stop please I beg you Imagine

LOL:D

2006-05-26 07:28:28

#13

mikkel: Member; +383|6908

Nothing draws them in like a trail of oreos

2006-05-26 07:29:54

#14

MorbidFetus: Member; +76|6858|Ohio

Inappropriate content removed.

Last edited by MorbidFetus (2006-05-26 07:30:05)

2006-05-26 07:30:17

#15

DocZ: Member; +13|6995|Belgium

the sheer physics are mindboggling..........

2006-05-26 07:31:14

#16

FCity|BuBuBaer: Member; +19|6955|127.0.0.1

CameronPoe wrote:
Piece of cake...

You've been awarded with the sensless post medal

2006-05-26 07:34:47

#17

Kung Jew: That one mod; +331|7052|Houston, TX

joker3327 wrote:
Fat chicks are like Mopeds....

Fun to ride .....but you dont want your mates to see you riding one

At least you know your breakfast will be good!

Or you could smack her arse and ride the ripples in

Roll 'er in flour and look for the wet spot.

or

Flip thru the folds till ya smell shit and go back one?

How come Cougar didn't post this already?

KJ

EDIT: I started a timer to see how long till this thread is closed.

Last edited by Kung Jew (2006-05-26 07:35:25)

2006-05-26 07:36:22

#18

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7023

MorbidFetus wrote:
http://www.diyflatroofing.co.uk/funweb/ … shower.bmp

you killed a few of my ninja brain cells... i forgot how to use a katana now, ALL YOUR FAULT FOR THAT PIC.

https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png

2006-05-26 07:40:21

#19

acidkiller187: Member; +123|6937

C.Schaffer Are those the legs that you are diving between I’m surprised that you are still alive
I mean you could get lost in there don’t you think. Or die of suffocation

Last edited by acidkiller187 (2006-05-26 07:42:40)

2006-05-26 07:49:35

#20

claydawg: Chuck Norris' Homeboy; +85|6930|Oxford, MS

Pulled pork sandwich under the pillow

2006-05-26 08:05:16

#21

1927: The oldest chav in the world; +2,423|6980|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Once you get her in/on there you won't be disapointed. They fukc much better cos they don't get it as much. Slap the ass n ride the waves.

Some advice if any readers pull a "munter" this weekend. Simply sellotape some ski's to your ass (horizontally) to stop you falling in, take some talk, puff some talc on her and ask her to fart, at least you will know where to start. Oh yeah and when you wake up, don't nod back off, get up and go. Quickly before your seen.

Anyone seen the bluey called "fettis sour monster"? You would swear to god the girl was wearing a blubber suit, she wasn't.

2006-05-26 08:18:00

#22

Coolbeano: Level 13.5 BF2S Ninja Penguin Sensei; +378|7070

CameronPoe wrote:
Piece of cake...

Nah, you'll need the whole thing!

2006-05-26 08:19:20

#23

Agent_Dung_Bomb: Member; +302|7043|Salt Lake City

Like the old saying, "The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin', the bigger the waste band, the deeper the quick sand."

Just watch out for the moldy cookies in the folds.

2006-05-26 08:22:17

#24

pure_beef_69: Banned; +186|6953

C.Schaffer wrote:
hehe well, I love her anyway:)
Love to get between her fat legs and just...MMmmmm...

LOL:D

lmao thats funny yet i feel sick

2006-05-26 08:28:40

#25

acidkiller187: Member; +123|6937

Agent_Dung_Bomb wrote:
Don’t you mean the harder the pushin

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