acidkiller187
Member
+123|6937
I am contemplating on becoming one. I mean have you ever thought of thee idea.
So did some research and found that it is harder for men to get in the profession than
It is for woman. The reason follows did you know that 68 Percent of All men suffer from
Some sort of erectile problem I don’t have any known problems except maybe when I’m
Drunk and Jimmy doesn’t want to rise to the occasion or it just takes forever and you just pass out
[SNOR] I mean after all a man’s occupation is to stick his cockulation up a women’s ventilation to
improve the population of our future generation [Technically speaking that is with out the mass
production of infants] And if you look at the benefits of it all you’ll find that 1.Getting paid
very good money 2.sleeping with beautiful women And 3.being able to play BF. What more do you wan't, i mean Isn’t that what life is supposed to be about But i guess all i can do is imagine Sad But True
C.Schaffer
Member
+19|6905|Sweden
Gahahaahahah Lol!
joker3327
=IBF2=
+305|6905|Cheshire. UK
And then the Alarm went off and he woke up!...


JK  Bloody good work if you can get it....and you get free porn films...how cool is that...oh forgot we get that on tinternet anyway
acidkiller187
Member
+123|6937

C.Schaffer wrote:

Gahahaahahah Lol!
Thanx
E7IX3R
is drunk and crazy
+216|6995|UK
I've thought of it too yes, just because i love sleeping with very hot women with big breasts. I hear the pay isn't as good as first thought (unless you're really good)

But yeah ive thought of it also XD
Boomer1120
Vagine Movie Thread Creator
+105|7049
do you realize all the herbal supplements (tribulus, maca, horny goat weed, yohimbine hcl, stamina RX, enjaculoid, etc) and/or drugs these guys take to stay hard for hours?? No joke ... I know a few pornstars and I saw a video of a male star, injecting something straight into his cahq right before his set, and he was fully errect within like 15 seconds for hours.

Thing is with the supps, I would suggest cycling them to keep the effects noticeable since they are stimulants.
Kung Jew
That one mod
+331|7052|Houston, TX
Ummm....   wow, better look good, have an "endowment", and be able to "keep the tent pitched" for long periods of time (for more than 4 hours it takes drugs/stimulants).  You don't think all the great footage you've seen is filmed in one session do you?  The industry isn't as easy as it seems for the guys or the girls. 
Gotta wierd mole? Forget it. 
Gotta problem with attitudes? Forget it. 
Got any kind of reason that would cause the viewers to not want to see you in your glory. Forget it.

Good luck if this is the career choice you make.  Tough market for guys...  who wouldn't want the benefits?



KJ

Last edited by Kung Jew (2006-05-25 09:26:02)

King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6904|Seattle

Holy Mother of God, I wish they had ventilation in there!
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
acidkiller187
Member
+123|6937

King_County_Downy wrote:

Holy Mother of God, I wish they had ventilation in there!
THAT IS SOME FUNNY SHIT ROFLMMFAO + 1 FOR YOU DUDE
Aardcore
Member
+60|7020|USA, Arizona
Oh man yeah LOL to be a male porn star you gotta be pretty rigged out in the pantaloons, become indispensible, be rather fit... to some degree, unless you're looking to be the guy to fit the role of some higher end chick who just has to fulfill ... well... a filling... scene LOL but it is pretty tough to get into the porn biz... unless you look like the dude in King_Country_Downy's sig, then you're just set from the get go LOL!!!!
KtotheIMMY
Member
+513|7070
Wow... uhm

Last edited by KtotheIMMY (2006-05-25 09:30:47)

Aardcore
Member
+60|7020|USA, Arizona
OOH, just be careful of the industry IF you manage to get in. Don't wanna end up like Ron Jeremy there, get all up in the AIDS when he thought he was covered and all, ugh, shit sucks, now he's a director and just... hanging out for the most part.
pfc_toecutter
meatshield
+38|6925|Houston, TX
Do you think they get to take naps between shoots (no pun)?  I need naps between shoots.
Aardcore
Member
+60|7020|USA, Arizona

pfc_toecutter wrote:

Do you think they get to take naps between shoots (no pun)?  I need naps between shoots.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6904|Seattle

I used to be the tech/cameraman at an online porn site. That was THE BEST JOB EVAR!! But it didn't pay sht, so I left.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
=TH=[Eleanor]-NL-
The Karma Collector!
+233|6997|The Netherlands

acidkiller187 wrote:

I mean after all a man’s occupation is to stick his cockulation up a women’s ventilation to
improve the population of our future generation:(
LOL +1 for that nice sentence
Aardcore
Member
+60|7020|USA, Arizona
Man I couldn't handle being the camera, I would've beat up the dude, took the women THEN get fired that day. Or perhaps I would be all like giving him advice on what to do "Yeah smack harder, squeeze there..." (Dude) "I AM WORKING HERE! SHUT! UP!" (Me) "Man come on! You gotta put your back into it! BACK INTO IT! Look she is!  NO wonder she's getting paid more than you are!"
JahManRed
wank
+646|6935|IRELAND

imagin tryin to beat one out with 3 cameras, one of which is 2inches from your arse. Lighting ppl, someone putting makeup on your todger and a crew of 30-100 watching you.
Aardcore
Member
+60|7020|USA, Arizona
Ugh! Yeah Jah's right... but still, I talked about this with people I loved once, ya know, being a porn star, talked about what I'd do, how I would REVOLUTIONIZE the industry, how my name would be put out there in all sorts of conglomeracy... then my girlfriend smacked and and told me to take the trash
TriggerHappy998
just nothing
+387|7155|-
Yeah, no.

Board footer

Privacy Policy - © 2025 Jeff Minard