lord_tyler_486
Member
+54|7059|Upper Franconia
I know many people will hate me for this and say "fuck y0 I dont care bout this bullshit" but all these posts containing misplaced apostrophes made me having to create this topic.

The apostrophe is a ’ as you might know, not a ´, not a ` and also not a '. Enlarge your font size by holding CTRL and scrolling with the mouse wheel to see the difference clearly. But most people don't have this sign on their keyboard so a ' is also regarded as a correctly entered apostrophe. The apostrophe is a punctuation and looks like this:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/57/Apostrophe.png

Okay so far? I'll tell you how to use it:

An apostrophe is needed if you want to show a possession. This means if you want to show that somebody owns something.
Example:
Mike bought a chainsaw because he was happy. This is Mike's chainsaw.
This rule is also valid for non-name words:
This is my computer's graphics card.
If this word does already end in an S, you don't need to add a second one:
James stole Mike's chainsaw because he chose to kill people. Now it is James' chainsaw.
My brothers bought bought ONE SINGLE bigger chainsaw.  This SINGLE BIGGER CHAINSAW is my brothers' chainsaw. They want to kill Mike and James. OMG wtf is wrong with that?
Each of my sisters bought a chainsaw, too. These are my sisters' chainsaws.

A word like Max does not end in an s, but there is no Max's, use Max' instead because if you pronounce it, then it will sound like Macs, and now it's ending in an S.

Words like his, its or yours don't have an apostrophe.

Apostrophes are needed to indicate omitted letters. Thus you need to add an apostrophe into words like "don't" or "it's" [notice the difference between its and it's [it is]]

You may replace the 19 in 1970s with an apostrophe and you get '70s. Writing '70's or 1970's is slightly incorrect.

And now, the most common mistake: The plural-apostrophe. Usually there is none. No Avocado's, no Apple's, no car's, no CD's, no APC's, no pro's, no con's, no a's, no b's and also no c's. It's recommended to capitalize letters in this case: As, Bs, Cs instead of as/a's, bs/b's, cs/c's.

Of course there are exceptions like the Italian surname D'Angelo that has an apostrophe in it.

This is not everything about the apostrophe but the most important parts.

If you want to learn more about this wonderful punctuation, see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/apostrophe. That's where the image is from.

Last edited by lord_tyler_486 (2006-05-25 01:00:11)

mikkel
Member
+383|6908
why dont you shut up your not better than us so you shouldnt correct us its really lame
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6904|Seattle

How to use the "Delete Button": Press Delete
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
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The Anarchist
+121|6933|Britain and Damn proud of it!
*Dives for anti-flamer bunker*

Interesting but you will most likely regret it...
Fabbi_Kanin
Member
+46|6907
Lol, this is funny
Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|7001|San Francisco
This reminds me of the book Flowers for Algernon.  It's about a mentally challenged person who keeps a journal of his activities, and undergoes a special surgery that makes him extremely intelligent for a week or two before he reverts back again.

One of the passages in his journal is when his mentor teaches him all about punctuation.

Daniel Keys wrote:

One thing I like about, Dear Miss Kinnian: (thats the way it
         goes in a business letter if I ever go into business) is she, always
         gives me' a reason" when--I ask. She's a gen'ius! I wish I cou'd be
         smart" like, her;
            (Punctuation, is; fun!)
Erwin_Rommel188
Member
+59|6992|Seattle
the apostrophe is dying just like the comma. 'nuff said (omg I used it!)
pure_beef_69
Banned
+186|6953
man i have i written some shit but this just tops it. But thanks'''''''"
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7113|Orlando, FL - Age 43

mikkel wrote:

why dont you shut up your not better than us so you shouldnt correct us its really lame
A brief perusal of the forum rules yields this little gem.

10. Use proper spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization to the best of your ability. Failure to do this will result in your posts being taken less seriously, and most likely cause responses to be less than constructive.


and also these nice tidbits

4. Positively contribute to the forums with useful posts and information relevant to the section being posted under.
15. Never engage in personal attacks. Ever.

Perhaps it is you who should be quiet and learn something, schnook.
andy12
Banned
+52|6964
I'd rather lick my own shit than use an apostrophe.

Last edited by andy12 (2006-05-23 11:39:22)

King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6904|Seattle

Marconius wrote:

This reminds me of the book Flowers for Algernon.  It's about a mentally challenged person who keeps a journal of his activities, and undergoes a special surgery that makes him extremely intelligent for a week or two before he reverts back again.

One of the passages in his journal is when his mentor teaches him all about punctuation.

Daniel Keys wrote:

One thing I like about, Dear Miss Kinnian: (thats the way it
         goes in a business letter if I ever go into business) is she, always
         gives me' a reason" when--I ask. She's a gen'ius! I wish I cou'd be
         smart" like, her;
            (Punctuation, is; fun!)
He just pulled a "Charlie Gordon!!"   LMAO!!!!
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
UON
Junglist Massive
+223|6960
?its' 'teh' n'et who care's¿
mikkel
Member
+383|6908

Darth_Fleder wrote:

mikkel wrote:

why dont you shut up your not better than us so you shouldnt correct us its really lame
A brief perusal of the forum rules yields this little gem.

10. Use proper spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization to the best of your ability. Failure to do this will result in your posts being taken less seriously, and most likely cause responses to be less than constructive.


and also these nice tidbits

4. Positively contribute to the forums with useful posts and information relevant to the section being posted under.
15. Never engage in personal attacks. Ever.

Perhaps it is you who should be quiet and learn something, schnook.
Entry level explanation.
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7113|Orlando, FL - Age 43

andy12 wrote:

I'd rather lick my own shit than use an apostrophe.
Funny, I can imagine you doing just that.
acidkiller187
Member
+123|6937
Inbreeding makes you dumb HU!!!!!!!!!!
TheDarkRaven
ATG's First Disciple
+263|6931|Birmingham, UK

mikkel wrote:

why dont you shut up your not better than us so you shouldnt correct us its really lame
Then no-one would learn anything.
andy12
Banned
+52|6964

Darth_Fleder wrote:

andy12 wrote:

I'd rather lick my own shit than use an apostrophe.
Funny, I can imagine you doing just that.
Lucky for my i don''`'t need to imagine.

Did you give me -1 karma darth?
SaladForks
/ph34r
+129|6889|Eastern USA
No, that was me. Thought I had left the name in the box, but if not, just saying -I- did.

See the rules Fleder posted...

Last edited by SaladForks (2006-05-23 11:50:56)

FoShizzle
Howdah Lysozyme
+21|6934|Pittsburgh, PA

andy12 wrote:

I'd rather lick my own shit than use an apostrophe.
Lick away.
andy12
Banned
+52|6964

SaladForks wrote:

No, that was me. Thought I had left the name in the box, but if not, just saying -I- did.

See the rules Fleder posted...
Okay well done for admitting at least your not a pussy like the other guy that did.

Obviously i will repay the favour.You kinda wasted 1 of your 10 karma points of the day there on my[see sig],afterall its just a number.

Last edited by andy12 (2006-05-23 12:00:24)

stryyker
bad touch
+1,682|7027|California

i'm goo'd wi'th apostrophe's
mikkel
Member
+383|6908

andy12 wrote:

SaladForks wrote:

No, that was me. Thought I had left the name in the box, but if not, just saying -I- did.

See the rules Fleder posted...
Okay well done for admitting at least your not a pussy like the other guy that did.
I got one of those negative ones, too. It's sad when people take their own inability to comprehend posts out on others.
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7113|Orlando, FL - Age 43

mikkel wrote:

andy12 wrote:

SaladForks wrote:

No, that was me. Thought I had left the name in the box, but if not, just saying -I- did.

See the rules Fleder posted...
Okay well done for admitting at least your not a pussy like the other guy that did.
I got one of those negative ones, too. It's sad when people take their own inability to comprehend posts out on others.
Well, don't feel bad y'all....I'm getting them too and unsigned as well.


Now mikkel, you don't seriously believe that the quoted post has anything to do with sarcasm, do you?

mikkel wrote:

why dont you shut up your not better than us so you shouldnt correct us its really lame
This is not sarcasm.

Darth_Fleder wrote:

Entry level explanation.
mikkel
Member
+383|6908

Darth_Fleder wrote:

mikkel wrote:

andy12 wrote:


Okay well done for admitting at least your not a pussy like the other guy that did.
I got one of those negative ones, too. It's sad when people take their own inability to comprehend posts out on others.
Well, don't feel bad y'all....I'm getting them too and unsigned as well.


Now mikkel, you don't seriously believe that the quoted post has anything to do with sarcasm, do you?

mikkel wrote:

why dont you shut up your not better than us so you shouldnt correct us its really lame
This is not sarcasm.

Darth_Fleder wrote:

Entry level explanation.
See now if it was a one-off, it could be excused as an innocent lapse of mind, but now you're just making a fool of yourself
Darth_Fleder
Mod from the Church of the Painful Truth
+533|7113|Orlando, FL - Age 43

mikkel wrote:

See now if it was a one-off, it could be excused as an innocent lapse of mind
What on Earth does that mean?

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