if u r the biggest fan here then tell us some quotes.
Or when Lisa first decides to pursue life as a vegetarian, Principal Skinner shows her class a pro-meat propaganda filmstrip.
The Springfield Meat Council Presents
Meat & You: Partners in Freedom
Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such other films as Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die and Gladys the Groovy Mule...Now we come to the final stage of the operation, the kill floor! That's actually a misnomer. It's more of a mesh that allows bones and blood to sluice through.
Bart: This sucks. Homer, can I have a beer?
Homer: Mmm, okay, but no imported.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: What? Marge, you have to set limits!
Homer: But I'm no super-genius...or are I?
And finally, a musical moment so good, I've memorized the whole thing:
Shari Bobbins: In front of a tavern, flat on his face/A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case.
Barney: Buy me a beer, two bucks a glass/Come on, help me, I'm freezing my ass. Buy me brandy, a snifter of wine,/Who am I kidding, I'll drink turpentine.
Moe: Move it, you drunk, or I'll blast your rear end.
Barney: I found two bucks.
Moe: Then come in my friend.
Shari: And so let us leave on this heartwarming scene--
Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not till you're fifteen.
The Springfield Meat Council Presents
Meat & You: Partners in Freedom
Troy McClure: Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such other films as Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die and Gladys the Groovy Mule...Now we come to the final stage of the operation, the kill floor! That's actually a misnomer. It's more of a mesh that allows bones and blood to sluice through.
Bart: This sucks. Homer, can I have a beer?
Homer: Mmm, okay, but no imported.
Marge: Homer!
Homer: What? Marge, you have to set limits!
Homer: But I'm no super-genius...or are I?
And finally, a musical moment so good, I've memorized the whole thing:
Shari Bobbins: In front of a tavern, flat on his face/A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case.
Barney: Buy me a beer, two bucks a glass/Come on, help me, I'm freezing my ass. Buy me brandy, a snifter of wine,/Who am I kidding, I'll drink turpentine.
Moe: Move it, you drunk, or I'll blast your rear end.
Barney: I found two bucks.
Moe: Then come in my friend.
Shari: And so let us leave on this heartwarming scene--
Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not till you're fifteen.
Homer: I know i shouln't eat thee, but -- mmmm sacrilicious
Homer (Stoned): We have a kitchen!?
Bart blows up the house on April Fool's with a well shaken beer..
Chief Wiggum: Omg is that beer coming out of that house.."Station we got a 10-42 repeat 10-42, we've got beer coming out of the chimmney, im proceeding on foot, bring pretzels I repeat bring pretzels."
Homer (Stoned): We have a kitchen!?
Bart blows up the house on April Fool's with a well shaken beer..
Chief Wiggum: Omg is that beer coming out of that house.."Station we got a 10-42 repeat 10-42, we've got beer coming out of the chimmney, im proceeding on foot, bring pretzels I repeat bring pretzels."
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Homer: *singing* I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T ...... I mean S-M-A-R-T
Mr. Burns: Eeeeexcellant
A great moment: Homer steals a Bee farm . Marge tells him to get rid of them but homer isn't listening and he says " the bees are on the what now?" LoL Then the bees start attacking him and he runs around the yard screaming and he says " Help there defending themselves somehow!"
I liked when Homer goes to the Chile cook off and he coats his mouth with wax so he can eat the hottest pepper in the world. He eats it and starts trippin, LoL
Mr. Burns: Eeeeexcellant
A great moment: Homer steals a Bee farm . Marge tells him to get rid of them but homer isn't listening and he says " the bees are on the what now?" LoL Then the bees start attacking him and he runs around the yard screaming and he says " Help there defending themselves somehow!"
I liked when Homer goes to the Chile cook off and he coats his mouth with wax so he can eat the hottest pepper in the world. He eats it and starts trippin, LoL
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^From that episode:
Homer [tasting a mouthful of Flanders' Five Alarm Chili]: One...two...hmm...
Flanders: Oh, alright! I admit it! It's not five-alarm chili, it's two, two-and-a-half tops. I just wanted to look big in front of the kids.
Homer [with wax in mouth, mumbling]: Well, Wiggum, don't quit your day job...whatever that is.
Homer [tasting a mouthful of Flanders' Five Alarm Chili]: One...two...hmm...
Flanders: Oh, alright! I admit it! It's not five-alarm chili, it's two, two-and-a-half tops. I just wanted to look big in front of the kids.
Homer [with wax in mouth, mumbling]: Well, Wiggum, don't quit your day job...whatever that is.
Doctors - We could remove the crayon for you! It could vastly increase your brain power! Or it could possibly kill you
Homer - Hmm... increase my killing power eh?"
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Mr. Burns - Smithers dismember the corpse and send the widow a corsage
Homer - Hmm... increase my killing power eh?"
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Mr. Burns - Smithers dismember the corpse and send the widow a corsage
(from one of the Halloween episodes)
Homer: Oh Lisa, you and your stories: "Bart's a vampire," "beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that... building thingy, where our beds and TV... is.
(upon an imminent meltdown)
Mr. Burns: Well Smithers, the only thing left to do now is bend over and kiss our butts goodbye.
Mr. Smithers: May I, sir?
Homer: Oh Lisa, you and your stories: "Bart's a vampire," "beer kills brain cells." Now let's go back to that... building thingy, where our beds and TV... is.
(upon an imminent meltdown)
Mr. Burns: Well Smithers, the only thing left to do now is bend over and kiss our butts goodbye.
Mr. Smithers: May I, sir?
(from another Halloween episode)
Moe: Hey everybody, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and... my butt smells aaannnd... I like to kiss my own butt.
Moe: Hey everybody, I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and... my butt smells aaannnd... I like to kiss my own butt.
a new episode but nmot sure if you have seen it
marge want to win a new computer by a duck race, so homer enters
"dont worry marge ill win that computer for you"
"how can you be so sure?
"CAUSE HE WANTS IT" (homer proceeds to draw evil eyebrows on his duck)
"cause he
marge want to win a new computer by a duck race, so homer enters
"dont worry marge ill win that computer for you"
"how can you be so sure?
"CAUSE HE WANTS IT" (homer proceeds to draw evil eyebrows on his duck)
"cause he
Marge : There's a man here who says he can help you.
Homer : Is it Batman?
Marge : He's a scientist.
Homer : Batman's a scientist.
Marge : It's not Batman!”
Homer : Is it Batman?
Marge : He's a scientist.
Homer : Batman's a scientist.
Marge : It's not Batman!”
Cant talk coming down...
(lisa after tripping out at the Duff Beer gardens)
(lisa after tripping out at the Duff Beer gardens)
The episode when Bleeding gums murphy dies.
(Lisa sitting on a bed crying)
Homer: Aww, don't cry lisa, we'll just go to the pound and get you a new jazz man.
(Lisa sitting on a bed crying)
Homer: Aww, don't cry lisa, we'll just go to the pound and get you a new jazz man.
(Somebody besides Bart. I can't remeber who said this.) - "Our new school principal has split the school in half. One for the girls only and one for the boys.
Bart- "Wooohooo! Now I can walk down the hall with Bart Junior hangin' out. *Pulls out a frog* Isn't that right Bart Junior?"
Everyone else- "Phew!"
Bart- "Wooohooo! Now I can walk down the hall with Bart Junior hangin' out. *Pulls out a frog* Isn't that right Bart Junior?"
Everyone else- "Phew!"
Homer: <singing> " I am so SMART... S, M, R, T"...
Gotta love it.
Gotta love it.
I love the one where lisa helps burns build his empire again, homer has had a heart attack cos lisa turned down 10% of 125 mil.
Lisa - Sorry dad
Homer - Thats Ok sweeite it's just we could have done with 25,000 dollars
Lisa - err dad 10% of 125mil isn't 25k
Cuts to corridor siren sounds voice over speakers CODE BLUE CODE BLUE
Lisa - Sorry dad
Homer - Thats Ok sweeite it's just we could have done with 25,000 dollars
Lisa - err dad 10% of 125mil isn't 25k
Cuts to corridor siren sounds voice over speakers CODE BLUE CODE BLUE
The line is "You sank my Scrabbleship"Black Vaine wrote:
You sank my battleship...
But my fave is when Moe is hosting an NRA meeting:
<Moe> Yeah, so last night I was closing up the bar, when some young punk comes in and tries to stick me up.
<Sideshow Mel> Whatever did you do, Moe?
<Moe> Well, it coulda been a real ugly situation, but, I managed to shoot him in the spine. - Yeah. I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp!
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homer: "you'll have to speak louder i'm wearing a towel"
Moe: "So if some gansta is dissin your fly girl land him with one of these"
Cue music, crazy dancing and then a couple of shotgun blasts
Cue music, crazy dancing and then a couple of shotgun blasts
-Father Son Camping Trip-
Homer: "Flanders my socks are getting dry again".
Flanders: "Homer no, thats our only water, we need to ration it."
Homer: "Look around you Flanders we're in the middle of the ocean, don't you know the old saying? Water water everywhere so lets all have a drink".
Flanders:"Homer don't, that's sea water."
Homer: "Flanders my socks are getting dry again".
Flanders: "Homer no, thats our only water, we need to ration it."
Homer: "Look around you Flanders we're in the middle of the ocean, don't you know the old saying? Water water everywhere so lets all have a drink".
Flanders:"Homer don't, that's sea water."
-Homer Changes Name to Max Power
Homer- "Kids theres three ways to do things in life, the right way,the wrong way, and the max power way"
Bart- "Isn't that just the wrong way"
Homer- "Yes! But faster!"
Homer- "Kids theres three ways to do things in life, the right way,the wrong way, and the max power way"
Bart- "Isn't that just the wrong way"
Homer- "Yes! But faster!"
No, they're playing Bingo at the old peoples home, and every time a number is read out, Jasper says: "You sank my Battleship" and everyone laughs.Ronball9 wrote:
The line is "You sank my Scrabbleship"
Marge: But I like snuggling up to Homer Simpson
Homer: You don't snuggle up to Max Power, you strap yourself in and feel the G's!
Business man: Max Power, I like it (or something like that, correct me if I'm wrong)
Homer: Thanks, I got it off the hairdryer
Homer: (Upon discovering his middle name: No longer shall I be known as Homer J. Simpson, from this day forth I shall be known as Homer JAY Simpson!
Duff man is thrusting in the direction of the problem
Homer: Cheer up Apu, I've learned life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
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(Bart is doing his signature tag 'El Barto' while painting a house. Homer writes his own - 'El Homo')
Mexican guy: Oh senor I admire your courage.
Homer: Why thank you I... D'OH!
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(After Bart and Lisa fail Burns' heir audition, Marge asks Homer to comfort the children.)
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson here it: never try.
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And does anyone remember the Chumbawumba song "Tubthumping"? It was really popular a while ago.
Homer: I drink the whisky drink/ I drink the coffee drink/ and when I have to pee/ I use the kitchin sink/ I sing the songs that remind me I'm a urinating guy...
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(Bart is doing his signature tag 'El Barto' while painting a house. Homer writes his own - 'El Homo')
Mexican guy: Oh senor I admire your courage.
Homer: Why thank you I... D'OH!
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(After Bart and Lisa fail Burns' heir audition, Marge asks Homer to comfort the children.)
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson here it: never try.
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And does anyone remember the Chumbawumba song "Tubthumping"? It was really popular a while ago.
Homer: I drink the whisky drink/ I drink the coffee drink/ and when I have to pee/ I use the kitchin sink/ I sing the songs that remind me I'm a urinating guy...
[Blinking eyes thing]
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I got a new one when the Movementarians try to convert homer..... LOL so freaking funnny anyhow they start singing ....
Na na na na na na leader leaderrrrr leaderrrrrrrr
Homer:na na na na na BATMAN I MEAN LEADER LEADERRRRR
hehehe funyn stuff
Na na na na na na leader leaderrrrr leaderrrrrrrr
Homer:na na na na na BATMAN I MEAN LEADER LEADERRRRR
hehehe funyn stuff
Episode where Homer gets locked up and calls Barny for bail. Barney looks under the couch for money:
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! A PRETZEL! {CRuNCH}"
"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm! A PRETZEL! {CRuNCH}"