Some folks would say that Man created God (actually religion in general) for comfort and to explain the un-explainable.Marconius wrote:
Who created you? Or did I just blow your fucking mind?!
Why have so many people died in your name? wars on religion even now kill people everyday! And why was the the ass kicking,fire and brimstone,sodom and gamorra(spelling?) god as featured in the old testement replaced by the hippy all loving in the new testement! and is your name yahweh? were enlil and enki your sons? were you an astronaut? is the Enuma Elish the real bible? hmmmm
Why we fight?
How could he leave that child? no wonder he killed himself,couldnt live with guilt. that is awfull.
What is the meaning of life?
Last edited by raz (2006-05-17 08:30:41)
wats the meaning of life?
why is there bad when there could all be good?
why do u make people suffer?
why is there bad when there could all be good?
why do u make people suffer?
Yup, and I am one of those folks. I just decided to be facetious here.Kaosdad008 wrote:
Some folks would say that Man created God (actually religion in general) for comfort and to explain the un-explainable.Marconius wrote:
Who created you? Or did I just blow your fucking mind?!
Questions for god?
Hmmm. . . that's an odd idea, from the Oracles perspective - for I have all the answers!
Hmmm. . . that's an odd idea, from the Oracles perspective - for I have all the answers!
can you heat a burrito so much that not even you, the almighty, can eat it?
why are animals here?
Well, the answer to number 2 is simple..137twozerosniper wrote:
wats the meaning of life?
why is there bad when there could all be good?
why do u make people suffer?
You need to experience the bad to understand the good. If there is only 1 there is nothin to compare it with, therefore it would be neutral, meaning there is NOTHING.
If he could make me god aswell
Does He find sex funny?
Why did u make Turkeys and chickens with wings but they cant fly?
Why have most of your creations become extinct?
Why r u hiding from us?
If you can sin why cant we?
Is your mother or father home?
Why is your greatest creation becoming your biggest failure?
Did you bite off more than you could chew?
Why Why Why the apple? What were you thinking?
Why kick your creation out of the garden after the first mistake?
Should I do the same to my children?
So how are you and Budda getting along?
Do you think before you create?
Why have most of your creations become extinct?
Why r u hiding from us?
If you can sin why cant we?
Is your mother or father home?
Why is your greatest creation becoming your biggest failure?
Did you bite off more than you could chew?
Why Why Why the apple? What were you thinking?
Why kick your creation out of the garden after the first mistake?
Should I do the same to my children?
So how are you and Budda getting along?
Do you think before you create?
I would ask, why do we have to eat and poop, and why make bugs to bother me.
As my mommy never taught me how to wipe I usually walk around feeling kinda buttery...plus there's always flies buzzing around my nether region.
As my mommy never taught me how to wipe I usually walk around feeling kinda buttery...plus there's always flies buzzing around my nether region.
great questions
My question would be:
Why is mankind so stupid?
Why is mankind so stupid?
Here`s one for ya: There is no God!
What was first, the egg or the chicken ?
Well, you used part of my question!!!yerded wrote:
I would ask, why do we have to eat and poop, and why make bugs to bother me.
As my mommy never taught me how to wipe I usually walk around feeling kinda buttery...plus there's always flies buzzing around my nether region.
"Did you think it would be funny to make it so we have to poop and pee?"
I hate it when in the middle of something and you gotta go!!!
Can I be a Mod for God? I'll be fair....
The Bartenders Son wrote:
To day I thought to my self, If I had a chance to ask god some questions what would they be. So I started a List.
1. Where did you come from? Trick question as I don't exist.
2. Is being a GOD hard? If he/she did exist then HELL NO, its a blast (not that there is a hell either)
3. Why did you make the earth? and Universe? Erm... I dunno, all the boys were out at the pub so I got bored. Just kidding.. The universe formed 14 billion years before some dude even invented me, so beats me. Go ask Steven Hawkins, I think he knows.
4. Who pisses you off the most? The French of course.
5. Who do you like the most? Easy one... The Brits (unless you're Welsh od course)
6. How old are you? bout 3000 years I think, coz that's when some dude thought of saying "if you others didn't do as I say then some invisible "god" will make you so give me all your money". They have been following like lemmings ever since :-)
7. Do you watch T.V? and if so whats your Favorite show? Match of the Day.... D'oh, the bastards just cancelled it :-(
8. What is heaven Like? Try some weed man and u will see ;-)
9. What kind of powers to you have? Oh... the usual, flying, laser vision, super strength... No wait !!! that's superman.
10. What songs do you like? Anything by the Sex Pistols
11. Why is everything about you? Sneaky question, see question 6. Its all about the fat lazy dudes who invented me really, they just use me as an excuse and get rich.
12. Why don't you say hi some time? you know split the sea, and put on a little show for us? The Good Stuff! See question 1 and 6
13. Where we created for you're Amusement? Coz the ameoba's you really evolved from were boring and couldn't play footie.
14. Whats your Favorite color? Gold... see question 11
15. Whats your favorite Animal? Aardvark coz it has a cool name and is funny in cartoons.
16. Do you have any Family? Yeah, there's Uncle Bob, Auntie Iris, a brother called Harold, mum and dad of course, oh yeah, and cousin Britney (she's hot !! but that whole cousin thing is a no-no. Or so Mum tells me. Better not tell her about that time in the barn then )
Im sure there is alot more but.. what would you ask him?
Is {TA}Firestorm a stat padder?
42raz wrote:
What is the meaning of life?
Everyone knows that
D'uh
Hey God, What up with George Bush? He keep s saying you two are boyz.