closed. no wait, moved to the other subforum in the community section...
not that serious, is it...
not that serious, is it...
..try to persuade him to start a career as a hip hop artist..
..now I'm just too tired..
..now I'm just too tired..
I need around tree fiddy.
My civil side says to kill him and leave him for dead.
My military side tells me to capture him, beat him to tears, shove some pork down his throat and then tell my Superiors, "He took the first swing, i defended myself."
My military side tells me to capture him, beat him to tears, shove some pork down his throat and then tell my Superiors, "He took the first swing, i defended myself."
Nice ideas there.
How about this:
First i have to test my kickbox-skills, maybe my friends also need a sparring-"partner"?
Shave his face with a flamethrower (deospray and fire = Burn motherf***er), get my drilling machine for a "8 pounder".
Finally i have to get that bastard out of my country.
How about this:
First i have to test my kickbox-skills, maybe my friends also need a sparring-"partner"?
Shave his face with a flamethrower (deospray and fire = Burn motherf***er), get my drilling machine for a "8 pounder".
Finally i have to get that bastard out of my country.
send him to gitmo and get buttraped for a few days... then inject aids to his blood vesells... after a while i put a chimpanzee in there and piss it off... then bin laden will die
Interesting thought!yerded wrote:
" My name is Osama Bin Laden and I'm willing to negotiate."
It's a dark night. You and a bro see somebody walking down the street. You pull over and it's Osama.
What do you do?
Spearhead wrote:
shoot him in the face with your .45
That's just to quick! There is no suffering involved!yerded wrote:
My 45?
Sorry bro, I carry a .22
That's more like it! +1 Karma for you.rdx-fx wrote:
Cature him, hold him for a year, make a bunch of videos for Al Jazeera & CNN, then behead him for the 'season finale'?
You are so right. +1 Karma for you too.Lib-Sl@yer wrote:
Osama bin laden dosent diserve death. death is TOO GOOD for him. he deserives a slow torchurous life of pain and agony.
Put a butllet in each leg, put a bullet in each arm, cut off his fingers slowly then cut off his toes slowly then leave him alone til some 1 else finds him then let them finish him off. im kind at heart....really i am....
how about we make a show called survivor gitmo?see how long osama can survive! i agree w/ death is too good for a man like him
I'll say, we put Osama in a prison with Micheal Jackson, real horror
Too much facial hair for Michael. Osama may pound beanbags with Michael but I don't think Mike would be interested.^*AlphA*^ wrote:
I'll say, we put Osama in a prison with Micheal Jackson, real horror
I would incapasitate him, throw him in my trunk, go to the local 24 hour walgreens or rite aid. buy some lighter fliud. take him to the front steps of the police station. squirt him down with the lighter fluid. add flame. wait 12 seconds then place an annonymous call to the police station that he was outside and on fire. then get out my extinguisher and put him out pretending to be someone who just happened to drive by. hopefully he would live, be burned very badly and bet to live the rest of his days in the agony that accompanies life as a burn victim.
obl is just a symbol. if you would treat him like many of you want to, then the world would only have one more proof for their prejudices.
if someone catches obl, get the money and give him a fair chance in court.
peace
if someone catches obl, get the money and give him a fair chance in court.
peace
i live in Quebec, so i guess im french right?, so im more fucked then youdestruktion_6143 wrote:
wow, im happy im a canadian....wait i live in Alberta....so that makes me an American....shit that sux
Very trueMooseRyder wrote:
i live in Quebec, so i guess im french right?, so im more fucked then youdestruktion_6143 wrote:
wow, im happy im a canadian....wait i live in Alberta....so that makes me an American....shit that sux
Hypothetically speaking,
Picture yourself as the Leader of a Free World Coalition Forces Nation and,
Your Forces capture Osama Bin Laden.
1. If you a put him to death.
He is seen as a Martyr for his Cause. Something l suspect he has little interest in Really doing.
He is seen by his Followers as Faithful to his words. Something I suspect he is not.
His followers rally to his example in an orgy of suicide attacks.
As a by product another man steps up to take his place.
Perhaps this one is more clever, a better leader and more political minded
when it come to manipulating the western worlds fears.
2. If you put him on trial.
His followers engage in a Spree of kidnapping, hostage taking and wanton destruction in an effort to get him released.
As a by product another man steps up to take his place.
Perhaps this one is more clever a better leader and more political minded when it come to manipulating the western worlds fears.
3. Or you detain clandestinely in some quite, remote and secure place.
Forgo the brief and fleeting satisfaction you may get by parading him around for the
world to See "ALA Saddam Hussein "
The Left wing Media chided Bush on his " Failure to Capture Saddam "
( as if it was his responsibility to go out there with a .20 gauge looking for him personally )
When the Soldiers tasked with the Job accomplished it and captured Saddam Hussien.
They refereed to him as " A helpless, poor old man who resembles Santa Claus. "
And just as quickly forgot about The Triumph as it ran counter to their Cause.
No one can call him "a Martyr for the Cause "
No one dares step up to replace him because " what if he does reappear? "
These people do not handle political rivals with kid gloves.
No Spree of kidnapping, hostage taking and wanton destruction in an effort to get him released.
PS.
Not so Seriously.
If a Close election Looms, You could Release News of his Capture as an " October Surprise "
This would be a lock on the 2008 Election for Republicans.
J. E. Bush would skate for 8 years. By then Jenna would be Ready to take the Rains.
I could make a fortune selling sleeping pills and Razor blades to Liberals.
Picture yourself as the Leader of a Free World Coalition Forces Nation and,
Your Forces capture Osama Bin Laden.
1. If you a put him to death.
He is seen as a Martyr for his Cause. Something l suspect he has little interest in Really doing.
He is seen by his Followers as Faithful to his words. Something I suspect he is not.
His followers rally to his example in an orgy of suicide attacks.
As a by product another man steps up to take his place.
Perhaps this one is more clever, a better leader and more political minded
when it come to manipulating the western worlds fears.
2. If you put him on trial.
His followers engage in a Spree of kidnapping, hostage taking and wanton destruction in an effort to get him released.
As a by product another man steps up to take his place.
Perhaps this one is more clever a better leader and more political minded when it come to manipulating the western worlds fears.
3. Or you detain clandestinely in some quite, remote and secure place.
Forgo the brief and fleeting satisfaction you may get by parading him around for the
world to See "ALA Saddam Hussein "
The Left wing Media chided Bush on his " Failure to Capture Saddam "
( as if it was his responsibility to go out there with a .20 gauge looking for him personally )
When the Soldiers tasked with the Job accomplished it and captured Saddam Hussien.
They refereed to him as " A helpless, poor old man who resembles Santa Claus. "
And just as quickly forgot about The Triumph as it ran counter to their Cause.
No one can call him "a Martyr for the Cause "
No one dares step up to replace him because " what if he does reappear? "
These people do not handle political rivals with kid gloves.
No Spree of kidnapping, hostage taking and wanton destruction in an effort to get him released.
PS.
Not so Seriously.
If a Close election Looms, You could Release News of his Capture as an " October Surprise "
This would be a lock on the 2008 Election for Republicans.
J. E. Bush would skate for 8 years. By then Jenna would be Ready to take the Rains.
I could make a fortune selling sleeping pills and Razor blades to Liberals.
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it was sarcasm by the way.yerded wrote:
Very trueMooseRyder wrote:
i live in Quebec, so i guess im french right?, so im more fucked then youdestruktion_6143 wrote:
wow, im happy im a canadian....wait i live in Alberta....so that makes me an American....shit that sux
So was mine. Thanks for the karma ding whoever that was.
Boy, if I was a Mod I'd know, then you'd be in trouble
Boy, if I was a Mod I'd know, then you'd be in trouble
haha i got a guy that karma over my post saying: Ima neg the fucker below you for shitting on you....yerded wrote:
So was mine. Thanks for the karma ding whoever that was.
Boy, if I was a Mod I'd know, then you'd be in trouble
i guess he let u sometihng like it right ?
"Your doing great! I'm so agree what you think about the American society, but I'm not into that religious shit...
Keep up the good work, and dont let 'em find you!"
Is what I would said...
Keep up the good work, and dont let 'em find you!"
Is what I would said...
Only pussies carry anything smaller than a .44 Mag. Personally I rock the Model 500, but that's just me.yerded wrote:
My 45?
Sorry bro, I carry a .22
I'd beat the snot out of him. Then turn him into the government for a nice little bling.
I'd sit his bitch ass down to watch An Inconvienent Truth
Hmmm Interesting. I think i'd take him down to the local SPCA, look for the meanest cross dog, oh lets say a half wolf sheperd mix, something that hasnt been fed in a few days.
Bathe ol' Osama in a mix of chicken lard and butter, and as a teaser have Paris Hiltons pet RAT, lick him sensless.
Thinking thats it...and no BITES, unleash Xoron (The half wolf shepperd mix!!) Not too kill, just a few chunks taken outta his chest and buttocks.
Thats it for him...no heaven, no 72 virgins.
Pass him the 9mm and let him take care of himself........
Bathe ol' Osama in a mix of chicken lard and butter, and as a teaser have Paris Hiltons pet RAT, lick him sensless.
Thinking thats it...and no BITES, unleash Xoron (The half wolf shepperd mix!!) Not too kill, just a few chunks taken outta his chest and buttocks.
Thats it for him...no heaven, no 72 virgins.
Pass him the 9mm and let him take care of himself........
"Jealously leads to Hate; Hate leads to.....Suffering!" <---YodaVolatile_Squirrel wrote:
Start a thread talking about insane terrorists and people go right to bashing Bush. The left is blinded by their hatred. So sad.....
HA!rdx-fx wrote:
If we want to get brutal,
I'll need 4 Alpha male gorillas (dosed up on a Coke/Speed/X/LSD mix, optionally.. but PETA might freak)
A locked 8x8 cage,
A case of Viagra to split amongst the Gorillas,
Osama,
and a Pineapple.
Tie him up, go to Area 51 desert. Stuff a H-bomb up his butt.
Kaboom.!
Kaboom.!