All of my posts and images (except that one ^) represent who I am.
Poll
Do your forum account represent the real you, or is it fake?
| Yes, my name/info is accurate. | 49% | 49% - 80 | ||||
| No, I've created an online persona. | 2% | 2% - 4 | ||||
| Sorta, I've changed some information. | 10% | 10% - 17 | ||||
| I'm completely full of shit. | 9% | 9% - 15 | ||||
| I'm real. Ask me to take a photo with your name in it. | 7% | 7% - 12 | ||||
| I'm actually Polarbearz. That other guy is a fake. | 20% | 20% - 33 | ||||
| Total: 161 | ||||||
All of my posts and images (except that one ^) represent who I am.
YA RLY being gheyzz 2gether is rly great, eh. I bet Matt is leik, ttly jealous.[CANADA]_Zenmaster wrote:
Yea it doesn't help to post incriminating evidence like Tromboner is my gay lover in the buttsecks squad. Have fun denying that tromboner. You like playing the horn I take it? Ho ho ho I know all about it...buttsecxks!rdx-fx wrote:
Nope, I'm actually PolarBearz more crazy brother, "Bi-polarBearz"...
I just pretend to sane, so as to not steal any attention from bearz. <kidding>
Seriously,
I'm exactly the same as I portray myself in debate/serious.
I omit a few details that don't need to be posted on a public forum.
Pretty much omit any too-personal details that could be used for 'nothing good, and everything bad'.
O ya, that reminds me, I've gotta go baste by chicken again d00d, to keep the meat real moist ya know? I wish you could have some, its so firm and succulent... ttly maeks ur mouth water LAWLALZ!
But yeah, seriously, BUTTSECKS (aka OWLS aka GHEYS aka MATTLEIKSBOYZ aka BENISAMANTOUCHER aka AARONHASANUBERTEENYPEPE) squad is teh pwnzest squad in the history of BF2. Anyone who has seen us in 'action' (LOLZ GHEY JOKE) will attest to the same, and anyone who disagrees is either a troll, a n00b, or both.
KK back 2 teh topic at hand, my online persona is ttly false and has nothing to do with trombones at all; my real name is J.J. Johnson and I love erect penises (wot can I say? theyre liek a washington monument in ur pants... at least MINE is! LAWLZ!)
I voted for the 'I'm actually Polarbearz'-option because it was funny. I'm actually just myself. I have no idea what my profile says, but I think it's either blank or accurate.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
I'm me. I just don't shout my real name everywhere in the forum.. I've put it in one post if anyone even cares... and I piss just as many people off IRL with my conspiracy theories, militant support of human rights & equality, universal justice, true democracy, etc....
I am older then dirt, just an old fart but i love bf2
I am actually Polarbearz' dad..
So, whatever negative karmas you gave that young chap, pass some plusses here, will ya?
nah.. i am who i am.. and who am i?
So, whatever negative karmas you gave that young chap, pass some plusses here, will ya?
nah.. i am who i am.. and who am i?
Last edited by mikeshw (2006-05-25 17:38:05)
what a coinkydinkM|STJimBob wrote:
I am older then dirt, just an old fart but i love bf2
im so old i fart dust!
Yup, hose poor Thais... constantly having to hear your growls and gripes on VoIP...polarbearz wrote:
Thanks that clear up all doubts. So Sparticus is the undertaker now?Burning_Monkey wrote:
I am Sparticus, biotch.polarbearz wrote:
Who's Sparticus?
I pity everyone who has to put up with me ingame.
Not a fake here. The real Fuzz. No more.