eMarine
Gorgonnash PVP
+119|7151|Sacramento, Cal
I live in sacramento, cal near the river.  Well one night after work my mom picked me up; after parking we saw a good 5 skunks all around the neighborhood.  And now and again when I be walking home from the internet cafe, I'd have to walk in the streets cause they would walk in and out of the bushes. Real fucked up shit.
ckaplan
Member
+7|6904
Asparagus pee.

METHYL MERCAPTAN FTW!
ckaplan
Member
+7|6904

Berserk_Vampire wrote:

Americans.
That's not very nice.  Out of curiousity what nationality are you?  *gets out pen and paper to add another country to the list of places the U.S. needs to bomb*

EDIT: I see you are Canadian on your stats page.  Ignore the question, you are next on the list.

Last edited by ckaplan (2006-05-09 19:45:33)

Berserk_Vampire
Banned
+7|6995

ckaplan wrote:

Berserk_Vampire wrote:

Americans.
That's not very nice.  Out of curiousity what nationality are you?  *gets out pen and paper to add another country to the list of places the U.S. needs to bomb*

EDIT: I see you are Canadian on your stats page.  Ignore the question, you are next on the list.
Yeah Canadian better looking and smell nicer and girls love us
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7072|Dallas

Berserk_Vampire wrote:

ckaplan wrote:

Berserk_Vampire wrote:

Americans.
That's not very nice.  Out of curiousity what nationality are you?  *gets out pen and paper to add another country to the list of places the U.S. needs to bomb*

EDIT: I see you are Canadian on your stats page.  Ignore the question, you are next on the list.
Yeah Canadian better looking and smell nicer and girls love us
I'm sorry but I have never heard any women anywhere in the world say "Ohh I just HAVE to get me a Canadian man."


You guys are known for your supierior genes.  Examples like Jim Carrey, John Candy, Michael Moore and Dan Ackroyd come to mind.

MmmmMMMmm sexy.
Berserk_Vampire
Banned
+7|6995
Those are actors want me to list tons of disgusting overweight American Actors? They all come to us but we dont want em
ckaplan
Member
+7|6904
Michael Moore is Canadian?  He was born in Flint Michigan, eh.
Superslim
BF2s Frat Brother
+211|6999|Calgary

ckaplan wrote:

Berserk_Vampire wrote:

Americans.
That's not very nice.  Out of curiousity what nationality are you?  *gets out pen and paper to add another country to the list of places the U.S. needs to bomb*

EDIT: I see you are Canadian on your stats page.  Ignore the question, you are next on the list.
Maybe he's a newfe???
MooseRyder
Member
+37|6962|Montréal, Canada
dont put all canadians in the same basket, hes speaking for himself ...go find some attention somewhere else* idiot

EDIT: * correction

Last edited by MooseRyder (2006-05-09 21:56:44)

lordgeno
Enemy Bush Spotted!
+18|7020|asshole of the planet, NM, USA
Hmm.... least favorite smell, prolly when my wife holds the sheets over us when we're fuckin around in the bed and blows her butt trumpet with no way to escape. 

Or... the smell of 10000 dead fish in a dried up lake that have been in the humid heat of Washington state for like 2 weeks... nothing like the smell of real, maggot infested, fly covered, rotting fish to smash into the nostrils when doing a stalking lane and trying to be quiet.
mp30
Cynicism is an art, right?
+13|7038|It Rarely Rains in Seattle
Ever experienced the bum with such an atrocious stink that your contacts got dry?  Be careful when you ride the bus.



lordgeno wrote:

Or... the smell of 10000 dead fish in a dried up lake that have been in the humid heat of Washington state for like 2 weeks... nothing like the smell of real, maggot infested, fly covered, rotting fish to smash into the nostrils when doing a stalking lane and trying to be quiet.
Where was this at?
unnamednewbie13
Moderator
+2,062|7079|PNW

"We should all strive to be more Canadian-like."
-Gunsmoke-
Member
+165|6942|South Jersey
my worst smell is a nursing home.  ive had to deal with it so many times. a dozen relatives of mine have died in the past 3 years.  ive never met about 7 of them.  shit happens.  oh yeah i hate the smell of rancid, bubbling fresh shit in the toilet bowl.
Tetrino
International OMGWTFBBQ
+200|7038|Uhh... erm...
Rotting, decomposing ANYTHING.
Cigarette smoke can get pretty bad sometimes.
The schlop emanating from the garbage I have to take out can get really nasty sometimes.
Nagurski
Member
+0|6944
Wet dog is the worst smell on earth!!!
BoneEnforcer
Member
+4|7055
Papermills.  That is one of the worst ones out there.  If you have ever been around one of those, you would understand.  Others are:

1.  Farts after a combination of Bannanas, MRE's, Pork-n-Beans, and greasy burgers.  No lie, I could clear out a 20 x 20 room and have it go down the hall.

2.  Baby shit diapers.

3.  Any dead human body.  That is a hard one to forget.

4.  Chicken houses that are used to either raise the chickens or for laying eggs.

5.  Hog slaughter plant.  There is one in Iowa that is real bad, esp. during the summer.

6.  Dog Farts.

7.  Any decomposing animal.

8.  Fertilizer plant.

9.  Plain ole diary farm.  I used to live next to one and they would use the manure for fertilizer on the fields.  That was pure torture in the summer.
Madhadda1
Member
+270|6852|Cedar Rapids, Iowa

BoneEnforcer wrote:

5.  Hog slaughter plant.  There is one in Iowa that is real bad, esp. during the summer.


9.  Plain ole diary farm.  I used to live next to one and they would use the manure for fertilizer on the fields.  That was pure torture in the summer.
do you live in iowa or did you just got there.
BoneEnforcer
Member
+4|7055
I grew up in Virginia, but I live in South Dakota right now.  I have driven past the plant on my way to wherever i need to go back on the east coast or southeast.  If I am not mistaken it is Souix City.
Cougar
Banned
+1,962|7072|Dallas

Berserk_Vampire wrote:

Those are actors want me to list tons of disgusting overweight American Actors? They all come to us but we dont want em
OK then, name 10 "sexy" Canadian actor/actress's.
TrollmeaT
Aspiring Objectivist
+492|6980|Colorado
Pig Farm
smtt686
this is the best we can do?
+95|6938|USA

kessel! wrote:

jokes thread haha. mud but isnt a good smell either.
i really hate that mud that looks like fun while 4-wheeling then you hit it and disturb it.  thats the nastiest smell ever
PspRpg-7
-
+961|7005

Coolbeano wrote:

^hahah that's a good one

Unfortunately, i've experienced the 1.5 hours with 40 Dead cats in 112 degree temperature twice... and i have to experience it twice more.

Every year.


Fuck.
And the story behind that is...?
superfly_cox
soup fly mod
+717|7089

if any of you have a dog then you know that every once in a while you gotta take em to the vet to get their anal glads emptied.  that stuff smells soooo bad.
RicardoBlanco
The English
+177|6876|Oxford

superfly_cox wrote:

if any of you have a dog then you know that every once in a while you gotta take em to the vet to get their anal glads emptied.  that stuff smells soooo bad.
what?

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