The Chicken or The Egg?
I say the egg...
I say the egg...
Yep the Egg. Have to have an Egg to make a chicken... you could have had a hrohldhfyh screw a jfiyhoihe and out came an egg and now they call it a chicken.
Holy crap. We could write novels on this.
Scientifically, the egg came first.
A chicken-like bird gave bird to a mutated bird. The first chicken. That's what I think anyway...
Scientifically, the egg came first.
A chicken-like bird gave bird to a mutated bird. The first chicken. That's what I think anyway...
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
Both at the same time. Thread over.
hmm both at the same time.. Thats grose man
The chicken. I was there, I saw it, shutup.
"HE WAS! I SEEN HIM!!!!"Cougar wrote:
The chicken. I was there, I saw it, shutup.
KJ
EDIT: Wondering how pissed it makes B.Schuss to see this thread under debate and serious.....
Last edited by Kung Jew (2006-03-09 10:58:01)
The egg, of course.
egg!!!!! FOR THE EGG!!!
I came first. Every time. Just ask my ex-girlfriend....
Kidding, of course. Everyone knows it was the eggin, or as it the chegg?
Kidding, of course. Everyone knows it was the eggin, or as it the chegg?
The Chicken!
Eggs Don't Have Legs So Can't Run!
So The Chicken Came First!
Also I have pet chickens called Jan and Joan, and Jan told be the chicken came first SO THERE!
Eggs Don't Have Legs So Can't Run!
So The Chicken Came First!
Also I have pet chickens called Jan and Joan, and Jan told be the chicken came first SO THERE!
Last edited by ShowMeTheMonkey (2006-03-09 11:51:50)
The single cell organism
The EGG, because i like to eat it for breakfast.
I use to eat CHICKEN not before lunch or dinner.
I use to eat CHICKEN not before lunch or dinner.
Chicken was cloned. Egg was stolen.
The chicken came first.
Noah brought two of them on the arch.
Where did Noah get the two chickens you ask?
Well I'll tell you were he got them. He pulled them out of his ass. Noah was a master magician in his spare time. Don't believe me? Well you should because just like all other religious beliefs it can't be proven either way. And if it can't be proven wrong, well then it has to be true, right.
Noah brought two of them on the arch.
Where did Noah get the two chickens you ask?
Well I'll tell you were he got them. He pulled them out of his ass. Noah was a master magician in his spare time. Don't believe me? Well you should because just like all other religious beliefs it can't be proven either way. And if it can't be proven wrong, well then it has to be true, right.
A slimey chicken crawled from the sea . And layed an egg .
Haha, this shit is gonna last forever, 20 pages at least. The chicken? The egg? The aliens were first to bring the chicken to our planet and made it lay an egg!
no no no, it wasnt an alien, it was a baboon he was 20meters and bought a chicken from god, so the chicken was 2nd and the egg 3thWasder wrote:
Haha, this shit is gonna last forever, 20 pages at least. The chicken? The egg? The aliens were first to bring the chicken to our planet and made it lay an egg!
EGG FOR PRESIDENT! ! ! ! ! !
The paradox is only a conflict between reality and your feeling what reality ought to be.
~ Richard Feynman
~ Richard Feynman
Here's the answer, from reknowed columnist Cecil Adams, who offers two explanations:
"1. The egg came first. We know that chickens evolved from some other, non-chickenoid form of life, e.g., the half-bird, half-reptile Archaeopteryx. These non-chickens, however, arrived in eggs. Ergo, eggs were on the scene before chickens.
"2. The chicken came first, because (sigh) the chicken had to get laid before the egg could."
I know this won't stop the thread from going on, but hey, at least if anyone was hoping for an actual answer...there's one to be found.
"1. The egg came first. We know that chickens evolved from some other, non-chickenoid form of life, e.g., the half-bird, half-reptile Archaeopteryx. These non-chickens, however, arrived in eggs. Ergo, eggs were on the scene before chickens.
"2. The chicken came first, because (sigh) the chicken had to get laid before the egg could."
I know this won't stop the thread from going on, but hey, at least if anyone was hoping for an actual answer...there's one to be found.
mmmmmmm egg
My name is chuck norris and i made both the chicken and egg appear at the same time and sat down for breakfast.
Hmm you know the question should be "What came first, the dinosaur or the egg?" since modern day birds are decended from ancient reptiles...
Pwnt
Or maybe it should be "What came first, the chicken or the chicken egg?".sfg-Ice__ wrote:
Hmm you know the question should be "What came first, the dinosaur or the egg?" since modern day birds are decended from ancient reptiles...