=Robin-Hood=
A stranger in the dark
+213|7048|Belgium

The relation between this and EF is again a little obscure.

Sure the European history is been recited or twisted here, but this belongs in debate and serious talk, if you succeed in being serious. Some clearly are but, others... really; the French throw down their guns? They are wool-headed stubborn mules, whom would never resign. It is a surprise that they did in WW2, but that was because they saw the better of not sacrificing their army and population and continued it as guerrilla war (something that has proven its value, if you look back at historical and present war fare).

Keep up to good arguments vonSteuben, sheggalism, ...


Cheers,
R
sheggalism
Member
+16|6970|France
As for the previous post, I'm glad to read that kind of really well-writed text. Your country has been our best ally for 60 years now. And your current chancellor is one of the best leader today's world has (I wish I speak German but I was obliged to learn Spanish in school).
I agree with all facts said above : French army drawbacks in 39 : the lack of radio communication, quite bad strategies, early 40's British "cowardness" (mainly because of Chamberlain, fortunately Churchill was better) and still remaining WWI's traumatism.
B.Schuss
I'm back, baby... ( sort of )
+664|7069|Cologne, Germany

lol..I was just about to close it, Robin...

then I noticed you had moved it.
LaidBackNinja
Pony Slaystation
+343|6937|Charlie One Alpha
Cheers vonSteuben, sheggalism and robin hood.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
pokerplaya
want to go heads up?
+11|6962|cairns australia

stryyker wrote:

pokerplaya wrote:

w00tson wrote:

Read "Stalingrad" and be enlightened. please. >.<
how can 1 book enlighten me.i have the view that only someone who nows all is truly enlightened.even if his quote about the war referred to the battle of stalingrad its wrong on many fronts.ok germany takes stalingrad then what?onwards to moscow?when its supply lines were already virtually nonexistant.i dont see your point.russia would have never surrendered.i think you need to read a lot more than come back with some points for debate.
read Mief Kampf, that will enlighten you
how about some self enlightenment.mein kampf maybe? i have read that drivel.
to anyone that thinks my punctuation and writing style is annoying.i apologise but get used to it its the best i can do due to rheumatoid arthritis and other problems.

Last edited by pokerplaya (2006-03-08 05:45:44)

ArMaG3dD0n
Member
+24|7063|Deutschland/Germany

stryyker wrote:

read Mief Kampf, that will enlighten you
This made me laugh because "Mief Kampf" = "stink fight"......

Well but all I wanted to say is that noone here looks down on france or their military. I have never ever heard any France-always-gives-up-jokes. I would consider them one of our best allies.
Now continue to flame France and show us your ignorance............
Erkut.hv
Member
+124|6963|California

ArMaG3dD0n wrote:

This made me laugh because "Mief Kampf" = "stink fight"......
Ha! That's funny.

I laugh at the French because it's fun. I know snippets of History, so I can't say one way or another if the French were cheese eating surrender monkeys or not.

I do know this: Dominique DeVillapain (sp?) irritated the hel out of me. I would see him on TV, and want to put him in a triangle choke, and put him to sleep. You know how most people can't watch Bush? Well, that's how I feel about Dominique. Chirac didn't bother me as much.

Oh, and the French accent when speaking English, that bugs me too.

Other than that, I don't think much else bugs me about them.

WWII, either way, we came together to fight a common enemy, and we pulled it off. Glad my grandparents could help you all out. EU has a bigger problem than the US around the corner. You need an extra bat in the battle, give us a yell.

Oh, and redneck jokes>french jokes.
herrr_smity
Member
+156|6855|space command ur anus

pokerplaya wrote:

herrr_smity wrote:

WormGuts wrote:


So...you're saying they were genius's?
yes if they had commanded the way they wanted to Germany wold have won the war
and pigs can fly too.this is the most ridiculous statement about ww2 i have ever seen that doesnt involve claims the holocaust didnt happen.your army was being led by a man who relied on astrological readings to make decisions.you had some good generals yes,but saying these men would have led germany to victory against the rest of the free world is just pure fantasy.
you need to read the full statement if you take out the man that believes in astrology. the generals wanted to take Moscow but didnt because the were sent to secure the ole fields in the ukraine. they knew what they were doing these gays were the architect's for the blitzkrieg.
they could have saved the war like Monty saved the campaign in north Africa.
and i'm not German so they are not my generals
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|6944
found this one the internet... https://img368.imageshack.us/img368/4672/frenchsolidiersmagofchoice8xa.jpg i heard that the first thing that french soldiers learn at basic training is how to say surrender in 10 languages
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
herrr_smity
Member
+156|6855|space command ur anus
Lol
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6890|USA

Stratocaster wrote:

Didn't know rednecks had internet access....
Im american and I copy you on this comment. Very ignorent/racist statements here today.  I liked the French Fries of America being turned to Freedom Fries by all the retarded rednecks. If you think about the situation we're in in Iraq now, those French look pretty damn smart.
vonSteuben
Member
+3|6930|Essen - Germany

sheggalism wrote:

As for the previous post, I'm glad to read that kind of really well-writed text. Your country has been our best ally for 60 years now. And your current chancellor is one of the best leader today's world has (I wish I speak German but I was obliged to learn Spanish in school).
I agree with all facts said above : French army drawbacks in 39 : the lack of radio communication, quite bad strategies, early 40's British "cowardness" (mainly because of Chamberlain, fortunately Churchill was better) and still remaining WWI's traumatism.
I still regret that I didn't decide to learn french way back in school when I had the opportunity. And I have to admit, I am too lazy these days to do the learning. Furthermore there is this saying about "old dogs" and "new tricks"

The strategies in 39 were not "bad", they were outdated, but how should France have known? Hitler was pretty good in hiding the true re-arming process from the other countries. If Germany hadn't advanced that much in military technology and strength the defensive strategies France had in place would have worked fine.

France was a country that warned about Germany and the developing risk of a new war, but they were largely ignored and even looked at as trying to find a reason to invade Germany as a kind of "payback" because of the long history of franco-german hostilities or as paranoid due to the invasion in WW I.

If the other countries would have listened and intervened then, who knows what would have happened...
Threatening Germany with an invasion of allied troops from all the victors of WW I would have been a serious throwback for Hitler. He would have had two choices: Start the war while not ready and fully re-armed, or abandon his plans for a long time (while probably still working on war equipment in secret).
The first choice would probably have made WW II a short one, since the allied forces could have steamrolled through Germany. The second choice would have made it harder for him to stay in power since his Nazi Party was not capable of getting the german economics going and actually satisfy the german people's need. His only chance to stay in power was a war, since this took the minds of the germans from the daily concerns of inflation, hunger and the depression.

Here is how I see it:

France had a valid defense strategy to their knowledge, not being able to forsee the leap in technology and tactics that the germans made.

France warned about Germany becoming a strong military force again that could wage war soon again.

The appeasement policy played into Hitler's hands since he gained time to re-arm and rebuild the german army.

The french army fought a hopeless fight and only gave up fighting to save the  country, when the defeat was not a question of "if" but "when".
How many german cities would still be able to shine in their historical beauty if the german leadership would have seen it that way during the end of the war?

But unlike the french, who made a humane decision the german leaders kept fighting without regards for their own people, even when they knew that the defeat was imminent.

The french didn't roll over, they didn't drop their weapons. They fought fierce for their country only to find out that they stood alone. So they did the most reasonable thing for their country and the french people, keep the losses low.

Great Britain might not have fallen, but they sure would have been isolated in a nazi-occupied Europe. It was the US that threw in the weight needed to shift the scales of war. But they "only" decided to do so when attacked by Japan. What would have happened if Japan hadn't attacked Pearl Harbour?

Please don't understand the above as a notion that "America saved the day and Europe". They couldn't have pulled it off alone. No american force could have gained a foothold in Normandy without Great Britain as base and the french resistance disturbing the troop deployment in the german rear. What if Russia would have decided to just push the germans back to their own borders and claim the liberated eastern countries as "protectorates"?
Without the all out attack in the eastern front more german troops would have been at the ready to be deployed where ever the american army would have tried to land.
That is why the winning side of WW II is called "Allies". It was a victory of several countries, not an all out "America 1, Germany nil".

I am thankful to every soldier of every nation that defeated Nazi Germany, because I have freedom of speech, the right to vote and live in a democratic state.
(I do go ballistic when people say that the german soldiers all were Nazis and monsters, but that is an entirely different topic )


Finally:
This post is far too long, much longer than I planned on it to be.
But some topics get me going, sorry for that

And please bear with me, since english is not my first language (as you probably already noticed), so grammatical errors, punctuation errors and spelling errors are a normal thing to happen.

Thanks for reading this far,

vonSteuben
Mason4Assassin444
retired
+552|6890|USA

Major_Spittle wrote:

My whole point was that (despite what smity thinks) the reason France fell so fast was not because Germany was a tactical master mind, but because France had a Jerry Lewis inspired defense set up that could just be gone around. The Majinol Line(sp) was inspired by WWI. A series of trenches and entrenched guns along the border with Germany that didn't protect their flanks, and could not be moved to defend against a mobile Army. France was weak and stupid, Germany was just defeated a couple decades earlier and France let Germany rebuild their country and military in the matter of a few years and kick their asses all over again. And yes, Hitler was the military idiot in charge of that military and his tactics were awe inspiringly stupid. Sure Germany had good officers, but the big decisions were made by Hitler, thus the poor tactics. I do not give a shit about "if Germany would've listened to the good generals", because that did not happen. "IF"s are not what history is based upon. IF Lance Armstrong was French, the French might have one a tour de France recently, but you know what he isn't, just like France isn't known for brave soldiers and citizens being willing to fight to their death to protect their country. You would never see England, Germany, Austria, Russia, or the US just give up like the French did.

I would pity any country that invaded the US. Our citizens are heavily armed and would fight like what history has never before seen.  It would be like Stalingrad, but without the government having to put pistols to peoples heads to get them to attack the enemy.

Enjoy your AMERICAN game, while you complain about us.
DICE is Canadien....eh? LOL!
-EcS-Blade
Mr.Speakman
+153|6867|Manchester UK
ive heard in the french army they teach them how to surrender in 11 diffrent languages.
herrr_smity
Member
+156|6855|space command ur anus

-EcS-Blade wrote:

ive heard in the french army they teach them how to surrender in 11 diffrent languages.
now that just a stupid comment, it doesnt have anything to add to the discussion
Swetter Than Wine
Member
+0|6855
Americans that post this kind of idiot coments.. are IGNORANT + ARROGANT plus BORING.. so pleasy dont give them a reason to have fun in his boring cheap suburb house.. while they joke about the world because of their "HEROIC FORCE", the only easy way to find proud of themself.. its because of thy jets, ridiculous wars and "treaths" they have their mind sick with hatry and "fear" because muslims are so "evil" so evil that they are about to hold their ports and sell them oil.  AND FOR THOSE LEARN SOMETHING THERE ARE OTHER WAYS THAT A COUNTRY WORTH.. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE CULTURE, HISTORY, EDUCATION, ARTS AND CIENCE...I know that for your macho thinking its to hard to understand it but you might give it a try.

PD. ---NOt all americans are like this--- but they seems to be the most

Last edited by Swetter Than Wine (2006-03-08 09:29:51)

=Robin-Hood=
A stranger in the dark
+213|7048|Belgium

Mason4Assassin444 wrote:

I liked the French Fries of America being turned to Freedom Fries by all the retarded rednecks.
And top it all. Fries ARE NOT EVEN French. They ARE Belgian (actually Peruvian, but that would bring us to far). So let them mule on that, publicly admitting that they changed how to name fries, not because it was wrong in the first place, but because to make a political statement.

R
Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|6921|San Francisco
Most Americans tend to forget about General Lafayette...we'd all be British now had he not come and given the revolutionary fighters aid...

And as for Napoleon attacking Russia...the only thing that stopped him from fully invading was the same exact thing that stopped Hitler.  The Russian Winter.

Edit:  Also, the naysayers of France should watch Apocalypse Now: Redux.  There's an amazing scene where Martin Sheen sits and talks with a large French family who have an outpost and farm in Vietnam, and the head of the household has a great speech about how fierce the French are when it comes to war, despite their losses.
Jepeto87
Member
+38|6913|Dublin
I'd agree with every thing VonSteuben said above, that should just about end this topic!

And the first thing French Army recruits learn to do is march, same as every other army in the world!

P.S: Great film is'nt it Marconius, that part is in the directors cut yeah?

Last edited by Jepeto87 (2006-03-08 09:35:44)

Cougar
Banned
+1,962|6992|Dallas
My girlfriends roommate is French and here about 2 weeks ago her boyfriend came to the states to visit her.  I came over to see my girl and he was there and they were watching Master and Commander.  Now, in that movie (if you haven't seen it) a British captain is hunting a French ship and at the end...well, the french lose.  After the movie was over we went outside for a smoke and started discussing the movie.  I made the comment:

Me: "Man, seems like the French really have a hard time with fighting, they seem to lose alot"

Him: "Err....yeah"

Me: "So what is the French military like today, I mean, surely you know somebody in the armed forces there"

Him: "Umm..yeah...it's...well, it's very...uhh good...better.."

Me:  "You sound like they still suck.."

Him: "Well....I mean.....we are better than we used...to......be"

Me: "Well a little better means you still suck"

Him "Pretty much."

Then ( I shit you not) he pulled a white hanky out of his back pocket and waved it in my face and said "Always prepared, haha".

So yeah, France still sucks.
wannabe_tank_whore
Member
+5|7005
Cougar, too funny man!  I had to cover my mouth to laugh at that because my boss is across the hall.
Marconius
One-eyed Wonder Mod
+368|6921|San Francisco

Jepeto87 wrote:

I'd agree with every thing VonSteuben said above, that should just about end this topic!

And the first thing French Army recruits learn to do is march, same as every other army in the world!

P.S: Great film is'nt it Marconius, that part is in the directors cut yeah?
Yeah, I love it.  The Redux version is the director's cut. and I got to see that in theatres when it was released a few years ago.  Plus the Neibaum-Coppola winery isn't too far from where I live, so I've gotten to see all the real props from the movie close up (Kilgore's surfboards, the bamboo cage that Sheen was in, etc etc).

We, as Americans, definitely owe a lot to the French.
TFH-R3D-DRAGON
Member
+0|6899

dubbs wrote:

I did not know the French still had an army, the way they shy away from almost every war. 

BiRdMaN829 wrote:

By the way, why do so many Americans insist on measuring the worth of a country by it's military might?  It gives us a bad name.
Because we, the US, defeated the French a long time ago.  Last time I checked, if you defeat someone you are more powerful then they are at that time.  If someone was to invade France today, who would they call on?   Did I hear you say the USA????  Oh, I am sorry you said the Russians, they are who????  The country that turns it back on the US after the Allies defeated Germany??? Right now we are the super power of the world.  Yes, this status could change at any time, and most likely it will due to stupid tactics that are going on in the world. This is way we know we are better then the Frence.  Before the EU, the US also had the strongest econmy and miltary strength, so we do not only measure the worth of a country by it's military might.  We also are near the top when it comes to science, and technology.  So, it is a lot more then just military strength.  Let me wrap up this post by saying, when was the last time a country that did not have military might became a super power??????

Edit:  I just want to say one more thing, if the US did not help out in WW2, everyone, at least in Europe, would be speaking German. 

Another thing, if it was not for the US, you would not be able to post to this site.  Remeber we created the Internet.
you fucked up yanky prick its dicks like you that give yanks a bad name i served the us forces in bosnia, kosovo, iraq and they are a good bunch not got their heads up their arse like you every time you open your mouth shit just dribbles out so do use all big favour & drop dead


p.s. british army is still one of the best in the world
Nebular
Member
+1|7010
Stop talking bout who is the most powerful army, cause now, with nato all the technicaly developped countries (will ?) fight together, us w/ french and germans ...

Maybe some will say that the us is more powerful than europe, thats true, cause us has 10 x more people ...

Thats why us should help other normal countries
Major_Spittle
Banned
+276|6882|United States of America
Since I started this thread I have received 423 emails from French people and 1 from John Kerry.  I guess they misunderstood my posts because they all wanted to surrender to me.

The only thing worst than the French, is French Canadians.

Last edited by Major_Spittle (2006-03-08 15:08:27)

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