Impregnate a celebrity

2012-08-11 14:34:15

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Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|5807

You have to raise a child with a single celebrity. Who would it be and why?

As much as I like Lohan I don't think she would make a good mother.

Shut qi is almost 40 so it really wouldn't work out.

I think Avril Lavigne and I would make a good looking child. She is only 27 and doesn't have any children already.

Yup I would pick Avril Lavigne.

2012-08-11 14:39:40

#2

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5923|College Park, MD

Amy Adams would be nice if she wasn't already married and shit

Ellen Page could work. Our offspring would probably be cute and her natural petiteness would balance my family history of being big and fat. She's young, seems smart, yeah fuck it I'd go with her.

Backup would be Gillian Jacobs.

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2012-08-11 14:41:29

#3

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6958|Oxferd Ohire

id pick burnzz

2012-08-11 14:54:36

#4

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6721|so randum

karen gillan

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2012-08-11 14:59:37

#5

-Whiteroom-: Pineapplewhat; +572|6880|BC, Canada

RTHKI wrote:
id pick burnzz

2012-08-11 15:01:10

#6

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5923|College Park, MD

FatherTed wrote:
karen gillan

that reminded me of another redhead. changing backup to Felicia Day

2012-08-11 15:01:46

#7

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6958|Oxferd Ohire

dat nose

2012-08-11 15:02:03

#8

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6958|Oxferd Ohire

what defines a celebrity

2012-08-11 21:41:42

#9

eusgen: Nugget; +402|7014|Jupiter

RTHKI wrote:
what defines a celebrity

wat

2012-08-11 21:45:54

#10

RTHKI: mmmf mmmf mmmf; +1,741|6958|Oxferd Ohire

i mean everyone so far has been an actor

2012-08-12 01:06:53

#11

A2TG2: Hazbeen; +67|4746|at your six

This thread title is misleading.
I wanted to say which celebrity I'd like to fuck, not get into parenting and matrimonial fantasies.

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2012-08-12 01:22:30

#12

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6963|FUCK UBISOFT

jon hamm

2012-08-12 01:37:36

#13

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6374|what

The chick from Everybody Loves Raymond.

I imagine a series of comedic events would follow.

2012-08-12 03:07:17

#14

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,813|6327|eXtreme to the maX

Anne Hathaway, shes' cute and seems nice.

https://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/02/26/article-1267174307711-08782982000005DC-920398_636x312.jpg

I'm liking her a lot right now.

Fuck Israel

2012-08-12 07:24:03

#15

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5923|College Park, MD

AussieReaper wrote:
The chick from Everybody Loves Raymond.

I imagine a series of comedic events would follow.

whoa tits

2012-08-12 08:09:16

#16

DUnlimited: got any popo lolo intersting?; +1,160|6685|cuntshitlake

barack obama. my child would famous

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2012-08-12 08:15:34

#17

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm: ©; +1,811|6218

matt damon hahahah

2012-08-12 08:25:53

#18

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6935|Purplicious Wisconsin

AussieReaper wrote:
The chick from Everybody Loves Raymond.

I imagine a series of comedic events would follow.

That pro-life Republican chick ya mean?

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2012-08-12 08:46:22

#19

Hurricane2k9: Pendulous Sweaty Balls; +1,538|5923|College Park, MD

i'm really enjoying this idea of raising a family with ellen page. i just need to get famous so she'll notice me. how do, bf2s?

2012-08-12 08:58:33

#20

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6413|Roma

such a classy topic macb

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2012-08-12 11:44:51

#21

Frank Reynolds: Member; +65|4550

AussieReaper wrote:
The chick from Everybody Loves Raymond.

I imagine a series of comedic events would follow.

she is a republican

What are you looking at dicknose

2012-08-12 12:09:06

#22

Reciprocity: Member; +721|6802|the dank(super) side of Oregon

i'd knock up Hope Solo so her and Amy Wambach could raise the little bastard.

2012-08-12 13:43:43

#23

AussieReaper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°); +5,761|6374|what

War Man wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
The chick from Everybody Loves Raymond.

I imagine a series of comedic events would follow.
That pro-life Republican chick ya mean?

We'd be the original odd couple!

2012-08-12 14:01:30

#24

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +563|6935|Purplicious Wisconsin

AussieReaper wrote:
War Man wrote:
AussieReaper wrote:
The chick from Everybody Loves Raymond.

I imagine a series of comedic events would follow.
That pro-life Republican chick ya mean?
We'd be the original odd couple!

You wouldn't be the first.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2012-08-12 15:51:14

#25

Spearhead: Gulf coast redneck hippy; +731|6911|Tampa Bay Florida

Octomom is already a celebrity. Yeep.

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