Do you put your face near the ass of your cats after they poop? What does that even mean?
I don't know, do you freak out if one jumps on your lap because, you know, they probably pooped recently.
kitty gets a bleach bath.
Why do you think he advocates stomping on their heads?unnamednewbie13 wrote:
I don't know, do you freak out if one jumps on your lap because, you know, they probably pooped recently.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Frederick Bastiat
I once stepped in cow shit. Time to amputate a foot.
And here I thought I didn't like germs.
Baby wipes, buddy. I should post that in the blow your mind thread because that's what I just did.Macbeth wrote:
I didn't know good hygiene is an issue.
I can't remember the last time I saw baby wipes in a public bathroom stall.
Same here. I have to wonder if he's really serious about holding all poops in until he can shower.-Whiteroom- wrote:
And here I thought I didn't like germs.
Don't shit in public?Macbeth wrote:
I can't remember the last time I saw baby wipes in a public bathroom stall.
Or carry around some wipes like Monk
Okay. In that case I might as well just take a shower since I will only have the baby wipes at home. Remember a few months back when you were shitting at the office right before the meeting you had to go to? Did you take baby wipes with you?KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
Don't shit in public?Macbeth wrote:
I can't remember the last time I saw baby wipes in a public bathroom stall.
Keep them in you're purse mac.
Nope. I use them at home though because my doctor told me to.
Oswald, hunting rifle of some sort?unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Shifty joining the Marines but didn't know what JFK was shot with. Or probably by who.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Follow up question: who shot Oswald?
The grassy knoll?
I heard the grassy knoll had another president.
Doesn't count. We've already been through it on the gun thread. My hopes still stand though. Please root out ignorance.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Oswald, hunting rifle of some sort?unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Shifty joining the Marines but didn't know what JFK was shot with. Or probably by who.
That's something I've known for years. I knew it was a long-barreled weapon, and that his name was Oswald. I remember seeing a documentary on the JFK assassination. I was not 100% certain, but it's what I've heard.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Doesn't count. We've already been through it on the gun thread. My hopes still stand though. Please root out ignorance.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Oswald, hunting rifle of some sort?unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Shifty joining the Marines but didn't know what JFK was shot with. Or probably by who.
I also know he was shot twice. The first round went through his back, then through his chest and into his hand then leg or something like that and also hit the front passenger. The second shot went through his head.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Did that documentary star Kevin Costner?
Lee Harvey Oswald was framed.
If you knew that all along, how come you were so evasive in that thread and finally responded with an "I DUNNO, OK?!"-Sh1fty- wrote:
That's something I've known for years. I knew it was a long-barreled weapon, and that his name was Oswald. I remember seeing a documentary on the JFK assassination. I was not 100% certain, but it's what I've heard.unnamednewbie13 wrote:
Doesn't count. We've already been through it on the gun thread. My hopes still stand though. Please root out ignorance.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Oswald, hunting rifle of some sort?
I also know he was shot twice. The first round went through his back, then through his chest and into his hand then leg or something like that and also hit the front passenger. The second shot went through his head.
Because he doesn't know, ok?
-Sh1fty- wrote:
sighunnamednewbie13 wrote:
PLEASE tell me you'll pay attention to gun etiquette and shooting instruction and not be back here after basic asking the internet for stance advice.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Got the final word!!! MARINES CORPS SAID YES!!! FUCK YEAH!!!! Shipping in 6 months.
PLEASE tell me you'll be spending the next six months boning up on American history, government, current events and military history with focus on the USMC and the chain of command.
PLEASE tell me that you can run miles every day, do push-ups, sit-ups, crunches, etc.
PLEASE tell me that you'll be using some of your free time in the corps trying to educate yourself into something employable in the outside world.
PLEASE tell m...oh never mind.
