after being gone for 10 days, my house was still here.
editing pictures from your vacation is like being on vacation
Learned the basics of how to use DOSbox to play Space Quest 6, which I torrented. Unfortunately I can't get any further than I am, the game crashes every time I try to leave the medical bay after scanning the guy's hair off the razor. Not nearly as nostalgic as I thought it was gonna be either(probably would've helped to also have launched it off my 3.1 computer or 95 computer that my dad built me while looking at a big white blurry eye-aching CRT) although I'm surprised how much I remembered what to do considering the last time I played or watched anybody play it was in 1995 or 1996 before somebody put a deep scratch in the disc.
This is supposed to be good things that have happened in your life, not tragic minutiae.
O.k.
I got my Commercial Pilot's license and just moved in with my GF who I've been seeing for a year now
siihb
of course
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Remember, go ass to mouth.
If the women don't find ya handsome. They should at least find ya handy.
This is exactly what you should do.UnkleRukus wrote:
Remember, go ass to mouth.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
something along the these lines perhaps
Oh, and make sure not to use a condom, women hate those.
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
You don't need to wear a condom your first time. It is biologically impossible to get a girl pregnant your first time. I will post a link from WEBMD when I get home to show you. But basically your body temperature rises your first to the point where sperm cells cannot survive inside your body.
So enjoy your first since you will never get another chance to not have to wear a condom.
So enjoy your first since you will never get another chance to not have to wear a condom.
that chick that shifty posted has to be in a wheelchair or have mammoth-ass thighs or something else hideous and disfiguring that is hence otherwise occluded by the photo's framing. because otherwise he is punching wayyy above his weight (both literally, as in she must surely weigh more than 35kg, and figuratively). even with that un-tastefully blurred photo, with all the quality and stylistic tact of a 2002 myspace shot, is it easy to deduce that she is only dating him for the money, or sweet ride, or badass-knife-carrying appeal.
why not go for the more obvious "she might have personality problems that caused other guys to run away"aynrandroolz wrote:
that chick that shifty posted has to be in a wheelchair or have mammoth-ass thighs or something else hideous and disfiguring that is hence otherwise occluded by the photo's framing. because otherwise he is punching wayyy above his weight (both literally, as in she must surely weigh more than 35kg, and figuratively). even with that un-tastefully blurred photo, with all the quality and stylistic tact of a 2002 myspace shot, is it easy to deduce that she is only dating him for the money, or sweet ride, or badass-knife-carrying appeal.
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
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Or a penis
most likely she is a random chick from shifty's angsty facebook fap-pile that he has cruelly stolen a pic of / hotlinked to to save face. just a random hotty from his facebook friends of friends, barely even a registered acquaintance, who he has been stalking out mercilessly. she evidently only has her 'mobile uploads' photo folder visible and public on facebook, thus shifty's already mentally angsty and emotionally complex fapping ritual is further compounded by the agony of low-pixel definition and lack of decent areola-ean clarity. so many tortured nights he has thus spent, exorcising his demons and banishing satan from his body on the small thorny nail in between his dessicated legs - his own personal cross to bear, his bleeding stigmata - that now he has formed a deeply symbolic and rich and vivid and altogether real relationship to this girl, this figment of his spiritual imagination. little do we know that we are merely innocent receivers at the end of this long line of confused and sadistic emotional (and possibly fluidic) transmission. may the lord god have mercy on us all.
you speak from expierence
I think SOMEone is jealousaynrandroolz wrote:
that chick that shifty posted has to be in a wheelchair or have mammoth-ass thighs or something else hideous and disfiguring that is hence otherwise occluded by the photo's framing. because otherwise he is punching wayyy above his weight (both literally, as in she must surely weigh more than 35kg, and figuratively). even with that un-tastefully blurred photo, with all the quality and stylistic tact of a 2002 myspace shot, is it easy to deduce that she is only dating him for the money, or sweet ride, or badass-knife-carrying appeal. Most likely she is a random chick from shifty's angsty facebook fap-pile that he has cruelly stolen a pic of / hotlinked to to save face. just a random hotty from his facebook friends of friends, barely even a registered acquaintance, who he has been stalking out mercilessly. she evidently only has her 'mobile uploads' photo folder visible and public on facebook, thus shifty's already mentally angsty and emotionally complex fapping ritual is further compounded by the agony of low-pixel definition and lack of decent areola-ean clarity. so many tortured nights he has thus spent, exorcising his demons and banishing satan from his body on the small thorny nail in between his dessicated legs - his own personal cross to bear, his bleeding stigmata - that now he has formed a deeply symbolic and rich and vivid and altogether real relationship to this girl, this figment of his spiritual imagination. little do we know that we are merely innocent receivers at the end of this long line of confused and sadistic emotional (and possibly fluidic) transmission. may the lord god have mercy on us all.
super peanut butter and jelly fish
I think the obvious answer is that she has AIDS
Toilet Sex wrote:
yay!!!!west-phoenix-az wrote:
and yo lady is going to have squirrel babiesmtb0minime wrote:
That's not a good thing that's a horrible thing. You now have rabies and scabies.
paternity testToilet Sex wrote:
I'm going to be a dad!!!
Androoz has upgraded his vocabulary
I know fucking karate
I am happy for shifty. I hope everything works out for the best and he finally gets to lap up some sweet womanly nectar like a puppy in the sahara.
Here, here hope it all works out for you man.KEN-JENNINGS wrote:
I am happy for shifty. I hope everything works out for the best and he finally gets to lap up some sweet womanly nectar like a puppy in the sahara.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"