BF2S Forums You be the judge! Trayvon Martin vs George Zimmerman

i have never wanted to own a gun because i am happy with my penis size. the thought has never even occurred to my mind to go and buy such a phallic tool for spurting hot material. look at those two men above. look at that drum magazine. can that man surely possess anything other than two dried raisins for testicles? think about it. the freudian symbolism is apparent to even a pre-pubescent 8 year old.

same with dilbert and his fascination for target shooting. could it possibly be that he figuratively 'misses the mark' in other aspects of his life? i submit to you that guns, like cars, are libidinal extensions of a man's curved and disfigured penis.

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Cybargs wrote:

Uzique The Lesser wrote:

Cybargs wrote:

remove gangbangers in america and you'll see those numbers plummet. I don't see switzerland having a country full of gang problems in former industrial towns.

again, i'm not talking about the gang issue, and never have been. i'm talking about gun massacres, mass shootings, public atrocities. america has a a preponderant amount of these compared to other 'civilized' western states. it's a cultural phenomenon there (no doubt aided by the fact it's a media phenomenon, too). american life is becoming more and more like a hollywood action movie. if switzerland faced the same problems, i'd be inclined to treat them with the same reasoning. switzerland doesn't. canada has similarly high levels of gun ownership, too, but not many massacres. like switzerland. again, make a point.

massacre every 3 months? lol k

6 months. No seriously I was looking up stuff for the death thread and you can count on 5-10 people being killed in a mass shooting to occur every 6 months. There are smaller random workplace shootings every day but national stories occur in 6 month spots.

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Uzique The Lesser wrote:

gun owners like to show off their gun cabinets because they secretly feel depressed about their inadequately small member, and thus suffer from the inability and anxiety that such a stunted growth exerts upon their basic masculine desire to display and assert.

Inversely would pocket sized, pearl handle 22 signify a larger, more turgid member

Cybargs wrote:

guess youre literature degree has helped you out with archetypes eh

and are you starting to inherit EM's retard grammar or something? you guys need to stop sucking each other off. the stupid is spreading with all the semen ingestion.

Macbeth wrote:

The verdict added 1.00 militancy to all the poor strata and non-accepted cultures of the U.S. All accepted cultures and middle strata gained 2.00 consciousness.

lol.

Tweet constitutes threat. Time to arrest tweeter.

So Trayvon was guilty aggrevated assault right?

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I wonder if the pistol is loaded? At least her finger is off the trigger.

Uzique The Lesser wrote:

i have never wanted to own a gun because i am happy with my penis size. the thought has never even occurred to my mind to go and buy such a phallic tool for spurting hot material. look at those two men above. look at that drum magazine. can that man surely possess anything other than two dried raisins for testicles? think about it. the freudian symbolism is apparent to even a pre-pubescent 8 year old.

same with dilbert and his fascination for target shooting. could it possibly be that he figuratively 'misses the mark' in other aspects of his life? i submit to you that guns, like cars, are libidinal extensions of a man's curved and disfigured penis.

Unfortunately, my dick is SO SMALL I feel obligated to own >5 guns.  Maybe you can come over and show my wife how a real man fucks when you get some time.  I'll be out drinking beers in my giant 4x4 to try and forget about my SO SMALL penis.

Uzique The Lesser wrote:

and yes, "militia purposes". okay. a bunch of rednecks with AR-15 sure are going to topple a government with nuclear bombs and the most advanced technical military in the world.

guess somebody has never heard of insurgency warfare.

edit: yeah tell the swiss their militia is outdated too. why must they conscript every male citizen to be in the militia? whos gonna invade them? ze germans?

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Cybargs wrote:

Uzique The Lesser wrote:

and yes, "militia purposes". okay. a bunch of rednecks with AR-15 sure are going to topple a government with nuclear bombs and the most advanced technical military in the world.

guess somebody has never heard of insurgency warfare.

edit: yeah tell the swiss their militia is outdated too. why must they conscript every male citizen to be in the militia? whos gonna invade them? ze germans?

switzerland is not america. you seem to get them confused again. are you feeling okay? switzerland is not america. look at a map. switzerland probably trains a militia because it is landlocked on all sides and is a tiny power, with a long history of major wars exploding all around it. switzerland's militia is not there to guard against the fear of their own government becoming tyrannical; it's there because the swiss people have lived with some unruly neighbours for decades (if not centuries). and, mostly it IS an archaism. switzerland is very quaint. it's nice. you should check it out in summer.

america's militia organisation is there with the idea that you're still going to be able to organise against a tyrannical government, like it's still the 1700's. okay. the game has changed. the battlefield is no longer a 'level' field. the government are right at the top of a way steep hill, with, like, some impressive gear. insurgency warfare? in america? yeah that will sure unseat tyranny when it comes. let's organise an insurgency when the government has every single phone and internet connection tapped, sucking all your data to an underground treasure trove in utah. i'm sure it'll be super effective. face it: if tyranny came to america, it would be more kristallnacht than afghanistan.

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Extra Medium wrote:

Uzique The Lesser wrote:

Extra Medium wrote:

Unfortunately, my dick is SO SMALL I feel obligated to own >5 guns.  Maybe you can come over and show my wife how a real man fucks when you get some time.  I'll be out drinking beers in my giant 4x4 to try and forget about my SO SMALL penis.

is that the troll you met and fingered under a bridge one starry night out on the bayou? no thank you.

and yes, "militia purposes". okay. a bunch of rednecks with AR-15 sure are going to topple a government with nuclear bombs and the most advanced technical military in the world. stockpile the rifles, boys! you'll be shooting the drones and stealth bombers out of the air. face it: if tyranny is coming to america, you idiot rednecks are fucked already. you've already let the military-industrial complex become the most powerful force in the american political and economic spheres. you will not stand a chance. seems stupid to cling onto the vain hope that one day civil war will come again, and you'll be lying in hedges with your precious rifles, re-enacting 'nam. no. you'll all be dead. the government track everything about you already, and have a vastly superior military.

seems like the most use those guns are getting is in shooting 14 year olds. guess you should cling to that 18th century conception of militia-organising though. militias sure are relevant in the modern age.

At least we have the choice.  Do you?  The colonists going up against Britain probably seemed pretty hopeless/futile/retarded at the time.

yes i have a choice. it's called democracy. i vote. i don't keep a gun that i stroke when i'm feeling anxious, worried that "the tory's" are going to burst through my window to rape my wife. as if any western power is going to fall to tyranny again, now. we're in global capitalism, baby. no neighbour or international community is going to sit and watch one of the major western world powers fall to interior dictatorship. each state is too valuable and instrumental on the world market. again: it's not the 1700's. this seems to surprise some of you.