I was given a $5 scratch off as a Christmas present from my boss. I won another free ticket. I took it to the machine since scratch off are only sold in machines nowadays.
Literally me trying to figure out the lotto machine.
I put the ticket in the wrong slot and the machine ate it without acknowledging it. So I was screwed there. Earlier in the day I gave $20 to a needy little brother of a close friend who passed a few years back.
I was then staring at the machine and decided to buy a $20 scratch off because I just gave away the same amount. Maybe I will get some karma reward I thought. I won jack shit.
I got owned by the NJ State Lottery. I got robbed by a machine.