Poll

In what way do you drive?

Like an asshole14%14% - 8
Like a grandma1%1% - 1
Like an Asian3%3% - 2
Like a woman1%1% - 1
Like a Haitian0%0% - 0
Like a Chassidim0%0% - 0
Like Michael J. Fox (through time)12%12% - 7
Aggressively22%22% - 13
Well Mannered33%33% - 19
Cautiously10%10% - 6
Total: 57
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5657|London, England
In a constant state of road rage induced by the timid and the old. If you're scared to merge or approach the speed limit, get off the fucking road. I drive courteously otherwise.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6836|Long Island, New York
Normally courteously on side roads and non-highway roads. I'll let people go if they're trying to make a difficult left, let them in if they're trying to merge in, etc.

On the highway is a totally different story. I drive like a maniac.
Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6870

over girls
aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|6052|Roma
where is the option "like an Italian"...
anways, i drive aggressively (but never in a retarded way) when i'm in a really bad mood as i tend to lose my temper pretty quickly and easily.
But most of the time i drive at normal speeds and cautiously as you can never relax while driving in Italy.
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Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|7041|London

This isn't the most interesting story in the world but it's about driving

Today I was in a traffic jam, there were 3 lanes but the one on the right was right turn only, now I HATE it when people go past everyone down the right hand lane and then go straight on at the lights, I want those people to have a fairly bad accident

Anyway today the traffic was pretty bad and I slowly make my way up to the front of the lights and when I get there this minivan comes along down the right hand lane and when he sees the traffic is queueing past the lights he starts edging his way in front of me, so of course I don't let him in, (like I said before I really would prefer we drive into each other than stop and let these guys in) So eventually he gives up trying to get in front of me and rolls his window down and sarcastically shouts "oh thanks mate!" like I'm the asshole here...

I say to him "yeah well why would you come all the way down here before trying to come into this lane?" and he timidly says "err, I'm lost.."

But I can see he's got one of those stick on sat navs in his window so I say "you've got a sat nav on your window and you still don't know what way you're going?" and he comes back with the classic "yeah whatever mate" and rolls his window up

some people...
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6087|Catherine Black
Fucking hate people who try to cut ahead of queues, total dicks.
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Toilet Sex
one love, one pig
+1,775|6870

yeah, i usually just go in front of them but i'm always fighting the temptation to drive along side until they're forced to brake lol

but i never do need to be brave like dauntless
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6087|Catherine Black
tbh I'd just go with whatever anyone else wanted if I was driving a sweet ride

as it is I've got a £600 Corsa so I don't give a fuck if some cunt forces in and bashes me.
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Reciprocity
Member
+721|6879|the dank(super) side of Oregon

Finray wrote:

Fucking hate people who try to cut ahead of queues, total dicks.
that's why you block them off and make them wander 15 miles down Interstate 5 before they can turn around.  or is that just me?
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6087|Catherine Black
We don't really have interstates here..
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Reciprocity
Member
+721|6879|the dank(super) side of Oregon

Finray wrote:

We don't really have interstates here..
thats a bummer

the look you get as they're forced to veer south onto the freeway on-ramp is delightful.  I really hope they enjoy their 30 mile adventure.
Roger Lesboules
Ah ben tabarnak!
+316|6876|Abitibi-Temiscamingue. Québec!

Dauntless wrote:

i'm pretty well mannered, i mean i drive fast but i never undertake or tailgate or swerve between lanes like some kind of dickhead

i normally always let people in when merging or give way to someone who needs to get out

however if someone is trying to undertake me or pull some other shit i simply will not let them, sometimes i would rather drive into them than let them in
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Stimey
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+786|6419|Ontario | Canada
Like a Haitian
Like a Chassidim


Guess I need to expand my "How people drive" Mental image gallery
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Brasso
member
+1,549|6929

i picked like an asian
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
globefish23
sophisticated slacker
+334|6622|Graz, Austria
At a constant 141.622272 km·h−1.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7015

Brasso wrote:

i picked like an asian
do you break out a ciggie when you get pulled over by the cops?
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FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6799|so randum

Cybargs wrote:

Brasso wrote:

i picked like an asian
do you break out a ciggie when you get pulled over by the cops?
quoting for posterity
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Always raining and foggy
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KuSTaV
noice
+947|6810|Gold Coast
like a p-plater

subwoofers, dosing and lots of smoke from the tyres.

loljk I'm pretty well-mannered.
noice                                                                                                        https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/26774/awsmsanta.png
PrivateVendetta
I DEMAND XMAS THEME
+704|6490|Roma

Roger Lesboules wrote:

Dauntless wrote:

i'm pretty well mannered, i mean i drive fast but i never undertake or tailgate or swerve between lanes like some kind of dickhead

i normally always let people in when merging or give way to someone who needs to get out

however if someone is trying to undertake me or pull some other shit i simply will not let them, sometimes i would rather drive into them than let them in
This
I drive fairly fast, but don't break the speed limit that much if that makes sense. Mainly round corners. Plus I'm sort of limited by petrol money and my car to how aggressively i drive.
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gurdeep
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+812|5054|proll­y

Cybargs wrote:

Brasso wrote:

i picked like an asian
do you break out a ciggie when you get pulled over by the cops?
only asians do that?
Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6087|Catherine Black
Moved to the place where threads go to die.
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KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,983|6931|949

driving is, well....a constant test in patience.
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5558|foggy bottom
people in baghdad drive better than people in nyc
Tu Stultus Es
Brasso
member
+1,549|6929

Cybargs wrote:

Brasso wrote:

i picked like an asian
do you break out a ciggie when you get pulled over by the cops?
i never get pulled over because i am the best driver in the world
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
Hurricane2k9
Pendulous Sweaty Balls
+1,538|6000|College Park, MD
Well-mannered. I drive a bit quickly but I'm never that asshole doing 80 in a 45. I don't cut people off, I try to keep a good distance between myself and the car ahead of me. But I can also navigate tight situations with unrivaled skill.
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