Official BF2s 4th of July Thread

2010-07-03 22:44:19

#1

.:ronin:.|Patton: Respekct dad i love u always; +946|7026|Marathon, Florida Keys

formerly, "Why my 4th of july is going to be better than yours." edit: added sappy video for effect. -un13

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4th of July where i live is the motherfucking shit homie.

Tomorrow i'm waking up and going to my friends house at 11am who is having a pre-beach party where his dad is cooking a fuckton of delicious food. Were gonna pork out then go to the beach where the real party begins. Down here all the kids tie their boats together off the beach and we get fucked up like no other. Me and a friend bought 2 kegs and are sticking them on his boat and tying it up right in the middle of everyone. Last year we did the same thing and i was managing the kegs, there will be tons of hot ass girls coming onto our boat to get beer and near the end of the day when were all fucked up theres going to be lots of titty flashing going on and im going to end up taking one of them home after the fireworks and fucking the shit out of her. Then after the fireworks those who are not already blacked out are coming to my house (10 min walk from the beach) to a huge afterparty im hosting.

Im getting fucked up, partying my ass off at a badass beach, hosting a huge party which is going to be awesome and everyone will talk about for weeks, and 99% getting laid, how about you player?

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2010-07-03 22:52:56

#2

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|6959|FUCK UBISOFT

my dad's cousin is coming over and we're going to probably do absolutely nothing.

2010-07-03 23:12:16

#3

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6714

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
how about you player?

i'm in Las Vegas.

2010-07-03 23:13:31

#4

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6789

average

♥

2010-07-03 23:21:00

#5

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|6939|Sydney, Australia

today has been a shit day. kthx

2010-07-03 23:34:05

#6

11 Bravo: Banned; +965|5454|Cleveland, Ohio

work

2010-07-03 23:38:08

#7

Ty: Mass Media Casualty; +2,398|6992|Noizyland

I've said it before and I'll say it again: New Zealand needs a decent national day.

I mean, Waitangi Day? A day when some British twat handed over a poorly written and ambiguous contract to a bunch of people who just wished he'd fuck off and die? The start of a national headache that still hasn't ben sorted out? Why the fuck would anyone celebrate something like that?!

[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon

2010-07-03 23:50:55

#8

Ioan92: Member; +337|5940

They're using our own satellites against us, and were running out of time!

2010-07-03 23:52:05

#9

mtb0minime: minimember; +2,418|6872

I'm gonna barbeque and do something jihad can't do.

2010-07-04 00:53:18

#10

unnamednewbie13: Moderator; +2,053|6989|PNW

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Im getting fucked up, partying my ass off at a badass beach, hosting a huge party which is going to be awesome and everyone will talk about for weeks, and 99% getting laid, how about you player?

Lighting off some explosives and avoiding a hangover and STD's. Superior product.

2010-07-04 01:09:46

#11

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|6867

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
hosting a huge party which is going to be awesome

your house will get trashed pal

2010-07-04 03:44:59

#12

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6408|Roma

Studying

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2010-07-04 03:45:33

#13

menzo: ̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#; +616|6663|Amsterdam‫

wat is this

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2010-07-04 03:47:48

#14

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,054|6840|Little Bentcock

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
hosting a huge party which is going to be awesome
your house will get trashed pal

he never said anything about the fifth of july pal

2010-07-04 04:04:39

#15

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6717|so randum

ted jim please post more pal

Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella

2010-07-04 04:27:08

#16

KuSTaV: noice; +947|6729|Gold Coast

My 4th of July consisted of:
- waking up at 230pm with the sounds of my mother waking me up and wondering why her phone wont work
- playing games
- playing more games
- playing chess and trying to explain how the rules of chess work to my 6 year old cousin. He doesnt understand the concept of rules.
- having dinner
- playing games

So yeah. I would be inclined to agree with you that your 4th of July will/is (be) better, Pats.

noice

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2010-07-04 04:31:11

#17

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5396|Sydney

Today:

-woke up around 11am
-fucked about on the net
-tried to have a nap
-played some BF2
-ate, showered, went to work
-at work, doing fuck all now with an hour to go
-after shift ends I'll go to sleep (at work) and wake up to finish off the last 2 hours and go home @ 8:30am

Tomorrow is my brother's bday, he's 26... jeez we're getting old...

2010-07-04 05:03:55

#18

Beduin: Compensation of Reactive Power in the grid; +510|5967|شمال

Nothing

الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic

2010-07-04 05:17:51

#19

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|5971|Roma

My 4th of July:
- Wtf is 4th of july?
- Just a normal Sunday.
- Airsoft

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2010-07-04 05:44:30

#20

FFLink: There is.; +1,380|6908|Devon, England

Homie..?

2010-07-04 05:48:21

#21

jord: Member; +2,382|6895|The North, beyond the wall.

New Top gears on so I'll probably roll a big fatty and smoke it while I watch the best programme on tv.

2010-07-04 06:22:24

#22

Jaekus: I'm the matchstick that you'll never lose; +957|5396|Sydney

They need to make a limited edition 4th of July CG for BC2.

2010-07-04 08:04:45

#23

13urnzz: Banned; +5,830|6714

mtb0minime wrote:
I'm gonna barbeque and do something jihad can't do.

win @ pool?

2010-07-04 08:17:07

#24

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5760|Toronto

.:ronin:.|Patton wrote:
Last year we did the same thing and i was managing the kegs, there will be tons of hot ass girls coming onto our boat to get beer and near the end of the day when were all fucked up theres going to be lots of titty flashing going on and im going to end up taking one of them home after the fireworks and fucking the shit out of her.

Burst out laughing right around here.

1.) "Managing the keg"? All the shit parties I've been to have had some douche "manage the keg" because they think they're the shit for having bought one. The hey to a good party is NOT managing the flow of alcohol unless you intend to make a profit.

2.) Your actually looking to hook up with one of the flashers? Which disease were you hoping to score this year? Gonorrhea or syphilis to compliment the herp? Titty flashing is nice, though...but you keep those types 5 feet away from your dick at all times.

3.) your day is still going to be better than mine. There are only 4 Americans on my street, none of whom are any fun to party with. They manage the keg.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2010-07-04 08:18:50

#25

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6688

my 4th of july:

just like any other day
cause we weren't pwned by someone a few hundred years ago
and so hence didn't need to free ourselves

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