Pain is temporary, results are... i forgot how the quote goes. But pain is temporary.CammRobb wrote:
even the initial pullback hurts like fuck.FloppY_ wrote:
Goddamn you don't understand the concept of exercise do you?
You exercise, the more you do it the better it gets and eventually it will not hurt!
end of story.
stop posting.
lol homo
LoldMekstizzle wrote:
Hard to take dick advice from a man they call Floppy
I'll get my coat...
So.. (I can't believe I'm asking my own brother this).. is it this bad when.. relaxed? Cause it's no problem for me when in that state but a bit sore (I can still do it though) when.. excited.
just beat off a lot
kthx faggots...CammRobb wrote:
oh man...Mekstizzle wrote:
Hard to take dick advice from a man they call Floppy
I'll get my coat...
I can't karma you again.
that was sheer gold.
http://www.deleusejewelers.com/DeleuseB … llion1.jpg
Enjoy your hurting sexlife then..
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
it hurts to pull it back when it's flaccid.Finray wrote:
LoldMekstizzle wrote:
Hard to take dick advice from a man they call Floppy
I'll get my coat...
So.. (I can't believe I'm asking my own brother this).. is it this bad when.. relaxed? Cause it's no problem for me when in that state but a bit sore (I can still do it though) when.. excited.
Umm... aren't you not supposed to pull it back when it's flaccid?
Yeah I think I'm in the clear then. Ezemode when floppy.
Jesus Christ you guys... ugh. Major Facepalm, reporting for duty.
It's supposed to just naturally pull back when you got a hard-on. Why would you need to pull it back when it's flaccid? Like a turtle hiding in its shell.
It's supposed to just naturally pull back when you got a hard-on. Why would you need to pull it back when it's flaccid? Like a turtle hiding in its shell.
lol!!I'm Jamesey wrote:
Get finny to push it back with his mouth while its flaccid
fill up a condom with deoderant
put it on your dick
spark a lighter
Profit.
Last edited by SonderKommando (2010-04-23 13:23:35)
steriod cream numbs it, thins the skin and reduces inflammation meaning stretching is much, much easier
hilarious...SonderKommando wrote:
lol!!I'm Jamesey wrote:
Get finny to push it back with his mouth while its flaccid
fill up a condom with deoderant
put it on your dick
spark a lighter
Profit.
Do girls actually like alien hooded penis?
I can't imagine.
I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
I can't imagine.
I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
Let us know when the operation is complete so we can welcome you to the 21st century
Finray, you should get in on the action, too. Maybe they'll give you guys a two-for-one deal.
Finray, you should get in on the action, too. Maybe they'll give you guys a two-for-one deal.
Last edited by mtb0minime (2010-04-23 13:27:14)
Do girls actually like alien hooded penis?
I can't imagine.
I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
I can't imagine.
I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
here we go againATG wrote:
Do girls actually like alien hooded penis?
I can't imagine.
I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
Us alien hooded penis people tend to wash our cocks, I haven't seen any smegma since I was 14, try bathing and thinking less about dicks.ATG wrote:
Do girls actually like alien hooded penis?
I can't imagine.
I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
socialist healthcare yomtb0minime wrote:
Let us know when the operation is complete so we can welcome you to the 21st century
Finray, you should get in on the action, too. Maybe they'll give you guys a two-for-one deal.
Dick cheese. For the last time.Mekstizzle wrote:
here we go againATG wrote:
Do girls actually like alien hooded penis?
I can't imagine.
I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
for the lulzMekstizzle wrote:
here we go againATG wrote:
Do girls actually like alien hooded penis?
I can't imagine.
I'd say do it, just so your normal where it counts and you don't have a smegma pocket.
In all this time of being circumsized, I thought "dick cheese" was referring to my yeast infection Only now did I realize it was describing something that happens to uncircumsized people.
mtb0minime wrote:
In all this time of being circumsized, I thought "dick cheese" was referring to my yeast infection Only now did I realize it was describing something that happens to uncircumsized people.
and it survived 53 minutes before going offtopic
you got three pages, not bad . . .CammRobb wrote:
and it survived 53 minutes before going offtopic
yeah, not a bad run, given that we're talking about my penisburnzz wrote:
you got three pages, not bad . . .CammRobb wrote:
and it survived 53 minutes before going offtopic