Poll

Choose another one

Fergie11%11% - 7
Kim Kardashian24%24% - 15
Shakira64%64% - 40
Total: 62
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5888

Fergie
https://celebhairstyle.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fergie.jpg
Kim Kardashian
https://verivaine.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kim-kardashian-nick-cannon-celebrates-his-26th-birthday-and-the-opening-of-pnb-nation-on-melrose-09xinj.jpg
Shakira
https://www.anneofcarversville.com/storage/shakira01.jpg
I don't like Fergie's music at all but just because Kmarion likes her. I think Kim Kardashian is alright looking, but she made a sex tape with a black guy and I'm just not comfortable knowing that she has been with a black guy, it completely throws me off. I w have to go with Shakira, even though her accent would annoy the hell out of me, I think I could put up with her.
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,983|6934|949

Shakira's got a sexy accent and I bet she's kinky as fuck.  So yeah.

Fergie looks too much like a man, Kardashian probably just lays there in bed like she's on Oxycontin.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6432|Carnoustie MASSIF

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Shakira's got a sexy accent and I bet she's kinky as fuck.  So yeah.

Fergie looks too much like a man, Kardashian probably just lays there in bed like she's on Oxycontin.
You saying you wouldn't hit this?
https://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/106918.jpg
https://chuvachienes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/fergie-maxim-webb.jpg
KEN-JENNINGS
I am all that is MOD!
+2,983|6934|949

SirSchloppy wrote:

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Shakira's got a sexy accent and I bet she's kinky as fuck.  So yeah.

Fergie looks too much like a man, Kardashian probably just lays there in bed like she's on Oxycontin.
You saying you wouldn't hit this?
http://www.strangecelebrities.com/image … 106918.jpg
http://chuvachienes.com/wp-content/uplo … m-webb.jpg
In the dark and/or with a bag over the face, sure.  I'd screw Kardashian too, but the OP said choose 1.
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6234|CA
Fergies got a boyish body.  Kim probably smells like pork.  That leaves sweet, sweet Shakira.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6614

Definitely Shakira
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6983|Disaster Free Zone
Fergie from Shut up after that she went a bit shank, so I'd dump her for Shakira.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6934|Finland

Isn't Fergie an ex-crack whore or summut?

Shakira annoys the hell out of me. She'd probably twist her pelvis to the extent of it breaking dicks while howling annoyingly.

So Kardashian. Sure.
I need around tree fiddy.
FloppY_
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+1,010|6588|Denmark aka Automotive Hell
I told you yesterday what the outcome would be macbeth

next time, go for some "more-than-semi-attractive-women", and while you are at it, choose some that all look under 40, unlike 2 of the 3 here
­ Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
Ioan92
Member
+337|6024
Where is the suicide option?
Bradt3hleader
Care [ ] - Don't care [x]
+121|6238
Shakira is

The other girl makes porn so no, and the 3rd is ugly.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6799

Bradt3hleader wrote:

The other girl makes porn so no,
how old are you?
i voted all three. only a mangina discriminates, and life's to short to pass up a quiff.
Bradt3hleader
Care [ ] - Don't care [x]
+121|6238
I'm 16, why do you ask?

[edit] Probably because you're going to bash me for no apparent reason like in that other thread.

Last edited by Bradt3hleader (2009-08-07 17:19:53)

13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6799

very well, carry on. you have your whole split-tail chasing days ahead of you. like i said thogh, life is short . . .
Bradt3hleader
Care [ ] - Don't care [x]
+121|6238
I believe I'll just get married and have some fun. I don't need 3 women. But I guess you can say what you want on a forum.
S3v3N
lolwut?
+685|6820|Montucky
well.. I find all three more annoying than a post about Israel or American Foreign Relations in D&ST...

I'd have to go with Fergie, just so i could stick it in her butt.
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|6983|Disaster Free Zone

Bradt3hleader wrote:

get married and have some fun.
Sorry to disappoint you but they are mutually exclusive.
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|6995
The hips don't lie.
King_County_Downy
shitfaced
+2,791|6899|Seattle

Shakira, then Fergie. I might let kardashian blow me if I was drunk.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
Bradt3hleader
Care [ ] - Don't care [x]
+121|6238

DrunkFace wrote:

Bradt3hleader wrote:

get married and have some fun.
Sorry to disappoint you but they are mutually exclusive.
Speaking from experience?
RoaringJet[FIN]
Member
+16|5758
1) Drug addict, may also contain diseases
2) Plastic wh0re, no thanks
3) Guess Ill have to go with this one
-MetaL*
Sup guies
+157|5936|Southern California

KEN-JENNINGS wrote:

Fergie looks too much like a man
Sup mang u want mai lady lady humpz? lololol

https://i27.tinypic.com/2dv7kvb.jpg
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6755|The Twilight Zone
Shakira can suck my.... cucumber any day
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|6987|United States of America

I've just found out about this video, which is best when watched on mute.

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