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Nice review Pos I'm going down to the shops now to get my own one

Finray wrote:

Another reason you've been posting is due to the web browser amirite?

Shit yeah, who doesn't want a slow as hell web browser when I have a perfectly capable computer right next to me?

This brings back a horrible memory... I remember this one time, a time not so long ago, in a bedroom not really all that far away... considering I'm sitting in it, my Dual Shock 2 controller got shattered after an... unforeseen event.

I refused to fix it as I knew my stubborn side would be like "Dude, you're such a pussy, you broke it and now you have to fix it up, you idiot, you could have just NOT broke it, is it worth it now, IS IT WORTH IT NOW?!".

As she was just lying there in pieces, a pathetic shadow of a controller, all of the others, her former comrades sitting on they're approtopriate place in my book shelf looking down as she begged for mercy, sniggering at her, the sound of Xbox 360 triggers clicking like hyenas in hysterical laughter, the cries of a thousand young mens reactions to hitting the Xbox guide button by accident while playing a game of CoD4, or during an intense shotgun battle in Gears of War (we all know that horrid cry of anguish)... or whatever laughing controllers would actually sound like if you happened to be on LSD.

I could practically hear her begging me as I slept that night "Richard, please.. it hurts, Richard help me, please God, the pain, why do you make me suffer like this, OH GOD THE PAIN...", I refused to acknowlegdge it as I lay there, pulling the blankets over my head, and everntually muffling all possible sound out with, God forbid I went this far, the Backstreet Boys.

But it wasn't enough to seal away my guilt, so I picked all her poor... insides up, chuckling especially childishly as I found one part that resembled a nipple, put them on the table and sat there intensely fixing her up, sweat dripping from my brow as I left the Goddamn heating on and was too lazy to open a window (you are now hearing Team America's "Montage").

After several long minutes, I decided "Fuck it" and chucked her in the bin, drank my sadness into a dark abyss, most likely my toilet... and laughed alongside my Hyena 360 controllers, singing the Lion King's "Be Prepared".

How the fuck do you hit the xbox guide button by accident? Huge massive thing on the face of the controller that is no-where near any other buttons except the other two that normally function as pause/menu buttons.

Greatest console. It is the centerpiece in my living room. Plus I just love talking to furfags and second life losers on Home. It's so fkn !!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111

Mint Sauce wrote:

Nobody forced you to buy one.

I couldn't help it though. Shit like Heavenly Sword just pulled me in. I mean, look at that game. It's like the fucking epitome of manliness.

Too expensive and not enough quality games. Is my opinion on the PS3 in a nutshell.

Roc18 wrote:

Flecco wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

I couldn't help it though. Shit like Heavenly Sword just pulled me in. I mean, look at that game. It's like the fucking epitome of manliness.

No game can be the epitome of manliness.

God of War dude, one of the few PS3 games that i get wet over.

Gears > God on the manliness scale.


Both have dubious levels of homoerotic references to be truly manly though.

that you think i ever take u seriously

i love retaliatory threads.

stupid poseidon

Aries_37 wrote:

stupid poseidon

i see what you're trying to do and it WON'T WORK GOD DAMMIT YOU ARE NOT THE RULER OF THESE FORUMS

/vilham

VicktorVauhn wrote:

I know this thread is a lie because few people are as big of xbox fanboys as posiden.

PS3.... great console AND the greatest console.

HAHA, irony overload

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Poseidon wrote:

Flecco wrote:

Roc18 wrote:

God of War dude, one of the few PS3 games that i get wet over.

Gears > God on the manliness scale.


Both have dubious levels of homoerotic references to be truly manly though.

Fuck that, I haven't even played God of War and I know it's vastly superior when it comes to manliness to Gears.

Incorrect. Gears has swearing and guns and laserguns and explosions and giant tanks and aliens from underground and a squad of unrealistic stereotypes who say funny shit and OH MY GOD MANLINESS OVERLOAD.


God of War is about... Wait for it...


A God/demi-God. Nothing to do with man/men tbh.



To be truly manly, one must be an RL viking. To be an RL viking these days, you need to build a rocket ship with your mates and shoot it in to space with the aim of pillaging and looting a distant land that you aren't really sure where it is but just that if you head in a certain direction you should find it. All of this must be done in a semi-drunk stupor as vikings were not only manly enough to drink beer/mead/mulled wine etc 24/7, none of this fresh water shit, but they were able to live off nothing but any alcoholic beverage for weeks at a time if they needed to.


Vikings. Were. Manly. Nothing has been quite so manly since.

Last edited by Flecco (2009-04-07 17:50:22)