1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
A lot of you know about my love of Cardiff City Football Club (Have a look at my avatar).  If you don't well I have supported my team for about 17 years now when we were right at the bottom of the English League's, back in those days you didnt have a Premiership, or a Championship as you do now, it was Division 1,2,3,4 and then onto non leagues.

I have been fortunate enough to watch us go from League 4 to League 2 as it would be.  I have been to Wembley twice and watched my team in the Fa Cup Final, I will never forget that, never.  I have seen us beat our bitterest rivals Swansea City, in Wales's version of the Fa Cup Final at our ground.

That was the last time Swansea (The Jacks - Named after one of their pubs) came to us, the final just happened to be at our ground whilst the Millenium Stadium was being built.  We beat them by 1 goal and then for an hour afterwards I watched the carnage in the park opposite our ground, with both sets of fans fighting with police trying to get at each other.

I arrived early to see what the hype was about, it was my first 'derby' game.  I was gobsmacked, kids of all ages in cardiff shirts were dishing it out to Swansea fans, their parents seemed to encourage it.  The Jack Bastards coaches parked up and the fans had a 20 yard walk across the road and into the ground.  A pair of pensioners struggled and got off the coach, to me I would say husband and wife jacks.  She helped her frail husband off the coach and handed him something, he lobbed it 'woooooooooosh' into the baying Cardiff Fans, it was a golf ball, next thing the ol boy reaches down, picks up a stone and did the same again.  I knew now what the hype was all about, we really are men't to hate each other.

We only have 3 proper teams here in Wales.  In order of success they read

1. Cardiff City
2. Swansea City
3. Wrexham.

Cardiff City get on fine with Wrexham, Swansea don't really, Wrexham hate them, nobody likes smelly peg selling, caravan dwelling gypo's from Swansea, and who can blame them?

There is real hatred between Cardiff and Swansea, and I mean real, even players get involved in it, not so much Cardiff players but in the past Swansea players have held flags that show their disgust of us.  This happened one year at the Millenium Stadium while Wembley was being built, the lil team from down west had just won the magnificant 'LDV Johnston paints, whatever you want to call it trophy' and bless them, they were thrilled.  They thought this has overshadowed our sucess 8 months earlier in the Divison 1 Play off final vs Qpr.  Swansea made it back the following May to the Millenium and also contested the Div 1 play off final, but lost to Barnsley on penalties - I have never laughed so much.  There they are, in our city, loosing, with our fans waiting for them in the town centre (Funky, the main road with that pub with the heavies on the door) to kick seven shades of shit into them.

Well eventually Cardiff and Swansea both got what they wanted - Swansea got promoted, they stormed the league and were in the same divison as us.  That men't two fixtures each year, excellent.  Well the cunts have already beaten us this year in the league Cup down theirs and then we drew in the league, each time though, one of their girly players have dived and we have had a man sent off.  Hopefully on Sunday we will keep our discipline and it will be 11 v 11.  They claim to be the man Utd of the Championship so we best watch ourselves

We are currently in the play off's, they are not, they are doing well bless em.  They have their own, ummmm they rent a stadium down west that the council built whilst we move into our brand new stadium, right opposite our current one at the end of this season, start of next season.  Theirs is called 'The Liberty Stadium' and you may be suprised to hear that; no it isnt sponsored by a ladies sanitry product, it's full of cunts but thats about the only similarities you can draw.

We hate each other as you can tell.  To me there is no other Derby in British football.  We are not from the same city, yeah we support the same country but even then trouble kicks off, only last night cardiff fans were singing 'Stand up if you hate the jacks', that dosen't do Wales any good.  We can't go shopping in each others cities, we cant go out drinking, in fact very few fans from both clubs even work together.  Now you cant say that about Glasgow, Liverpool or Manchester.  You will never find a family in Cardiff that is split, ie, Dad supports cardiff, Son supports Swansea.  In Swansea the Dad shags the Daughter, the Son shags the Nan and so on, so they stick together as well just in a differnt way to us.

I play hockey against them and trouble always kicks off and my club isn't Cardiff but from the surrounding area, it's hard to explain how much bad blood there is.  It didnt start with football, Cardiff got awarded the title of 'Capitol City' and they didn't.  Thats it, they are the 2nd city, possibly 3rd behind Newport.

The match is live on Sky Sports on Sunday5th April 11am Kick off.  Watch it if you can, our ground is small and compact with the fans 6 ft away from the pitch, even if you don't like football, watch it just for the atmosphere.  The managers have been trying to play down the rivalry all season but us fans have been here for far longer than either of the managers, so we are not buying it, you will never smooth the feelings over.  We hate them, they hate us - and thats that.

Of course I will be there, I am a double season ticket holder and Im taking my mate for his first derby, poor bastard probably shitting himself right now, I was hoping to be taking Sherrif to this one but he told me a long time ago now that he wouldnt be able to make it.  I didnt mind loosing The Fa Cup final, but if we loose this I will be fucking gutted.

I can't promise much or guarantee it but I will put every penny I have, in fact my life, that there will be trouble, and lots of it.  The Coppers in London at the G20 are getting some practice in for this Sundays game,  the police won't release correct details yet how the Swansea fans are getting bussed in or where the coaches will park as they will get ambushed, and I reckon it won't be for about 2 hours until they are allowed to leave.

I'm not a violent man, Im intrested in riots and football violence but surley its ok to 'whack a jack'?

Look at this Fat Cunt who used to play for them and is loving the fact he has just helped them win the mickey mouse cup
https://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41583000/jpg/_41583638_flag203_getty.jpg
Well they lost a year later and his Mrs (ex atomic kitten) was having an affair, how fucking funny is that?

Swansea Hardest Boys

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10 and 4, thats 14 going tomorrow.  Fucking Genius, if Tank and the boys come on Sunday we are in fucking trouble

£110 on a jumpaaaaa - Fucking hell, a months wage, ummm a months dole on a fucking jumpaaaaa

Cardiff vs Swansea trouble
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_t … a&aq=f
Plenty of video's to choose from

Current League Table (Copywritten probably, hence link)
http://www.skysports.com/football/leagu … 87,00.html

Oh and I forgot to mention.

I fucking hate Swansea - Pretty Shitty City
If you get the chance, watch Twin Town
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6656|King Of The Islands

Old South Wales is so 17th century.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6838|London, England
fuckin swansea wankers

Cheez wrote:

Old South Wales is so 17th century.
New South Wales doesn't even have anything, just a bunch of jack bastards saw a big old desert which reminded them of swansea and so it became NSW

amirite

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2009-04-02 06:10:10)

gnot<3
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+45|5772
soccer, k?
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6656|King Of The Islands

Mekstizzle wrote:

Victoria > NSW
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Mekstizzle wrote:

fuckin swansea wankers

Cheez wrote:

Old South Wales is so 17th century.
New South Wales doesn't even have anything, just a bunch of jack bastards saw a big old desert which reminded them of swansea and so it became NSW

amirite
A load of Taff's left Cardiff with the promise of new work, for example Gripoly Mills Papermill and also convicts from what I gather, I don't know tbh, certanly don't mean to offend any of our Austrlian members.  However, families from Swansea started to fuck each other and invented incest.  Some of their offspring were born with 6 fingers and 4 toes and webbed feet and only 1 eye.

For some strange reason Swansea City fans sing 'No Surrender' and bring Union Jack flags to matches and belong to the BNP.  WTF that has to do with football is beyond me.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

gnot<3 wrote:

soccer, k?
Football or Soccer will be a side show to the main event in the surrounding area and car park after the match.  Last time we played them, just about every coach had its windows put through, thats bad behaviour I agree.  But its been going on for over 30 years now so they won't stop it.  The violence will have nothing to do with football.

Hopefully I will have lots of footage to show you from my phone and new youtube links.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
footballderbies.com writes:

Assumably the most violent derby in Britain. Both clubs, especially Cardiff, have a reputation when it comes to hooliganism. The fact that Cardiff is the capital of Wales and that the 2nd city of the country, Swansea, is sometimes forgotten feeds the bad feeling from The Jacks towards Cardiff.
Cardiff fans were caught up in trouble during the Euro 2000 in France and Belgium , Cardiff Fans were fighting alongside English Hooligans.  Not just hooligans, in fact one of our very own players aswell 'Dai Thomas'.  He had his contracted ripped up when Panorama showed the footage on The BBC.

http://www.cardiffcity.com/Daily_newsfi … 0800-3.htm
KingCheese
Paul Scholes
+77|6802|England
Is that "Fat Cunt" Lee Trundle?  Skillful player, but indeed a fat cunt.  Fuck him.
"My best moment? I have a lot of good moments but the one I prefer is when I kicked the hooligan." - Eric Cantona.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

KingCheese wrote:

Is that "Fat Cunt" Lee Trundle?  Skillful player, but indeed a fat cunt.  Fuck him.
Yep, thats LT 10 as he likes to be known.  Recently returned to Bristol City after a loan spell at Leeds Utd.  Wasn't good enough for League 1 apparently.  He's from North Wales / Liverpool and talks like a proper scoucer but likes to make out he's from Swansea and tries to stick the knife in at every opportunity.  Yeah arlight he earns far more than what I ever will, but at least I don't sleep with my Nan (thats just a rumour btw and may in fact be false), I deffo don't sleep with my Nan, she's 6 ft under.
justice
OctoPoster
+978|6958|OctoLand
Go on Cardiff!
I know fucking karate
Sidsnot
Banned
+93|5780|Stoke, England
Swansea ftw
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Sidsnot wrote:

Swansea ftw
Right, thats it, Im sending the boyo's round
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6866

Swansea is a fucking shithole. The whole place should be napalmed.
Uzique
dasein.
+2,865|6688
Swansea and most of South Wales is a fucking shithole, guaranteed. I've seen enough of those places to last me a lifetime. Fuck. That.

Hahaha at the video. Lacoste, top brand, ya know. THAT'S FOOTBALL. No, it's chavscum with no sense of class. Die.

You can have your working-class football squabbles all you want, I actually encourage you to use guns, bombs, nukes, whatever. Whatever it takes to just wipe the arsestain of the UK off the map.

Last edited by Uzique (2009-04-02 08:25:44)

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Kez
Member
+778|5920|London, UK
Gwon you Bluebirds
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6866

Uzique wrote:

Swansea and most of South Wales is a fucking shithole, guaranteed. I've seen enough of those places to last me a lifetime. Fuck. That.

Hahaha at the video. Lacoste, top brand, ya know. THAT'S FOOTBALL. No, it's chavscum with no sense of class. Die.

You can have your working-class football squabbles all you want, I actually encourage you to use guns, bombs, nukes, whatever. Whatever it takes to just wipe the arsestain of the UK off the map.
A thought. Much like the Nazi's used the Star of David to identify Jews, we could use season tickets for football clubs. And then ship them off to Poland and gas them. 'Cept for '27, he's a pretty rad dood.
Sidsnot
Banned
+93|5780|Stoke, England
I watched Swansea against Fulham in the FA cup and they were awesome

Go Swansea, fuck Cardiff
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Sidsnot wrote:

I watched Swansea against Fulham in the FA cup and they were awesome

Go Swansea, fuck Cardiff
So what, Fulham arn't exactly amazing.  Dont put ya money on the jacks for this one.  Will you travel to their ground next season if they get promoted?  No, didnt think so.

Dont wind me up
Sidsnot
Banned
+93|5780|Stoke, England

1927 wrote:

Sidsnot wrote:

I watched Swansea against Fulham in the FA cup and they were awesome

Go Swansea, fuck Cardiff
So what, Fulham arn't exactly amazing.  Dont put ya money on the jacks for this one.  Will you travel to their ground next season if they get promoted?  No, didnt think so.

Dont wind me up
I ain't winding you up man

I just don't like Cardiff
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6866

If you like Swansea, how can you not like Cardiff? It's like a less shit version of Swansea.
Sidsnot
Banned
+93|5780|Stoke, England
I don't care what the area is like
Kez
Member
+778|5920|London, UK

Kptk92 wrote:

Gwon you Bluebirds
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6891|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Sidsnot wrote:

1927 wrote:

Sidsnot wrote:

I watched Swansea against Fulham in the FA cup and they were awesome

Go Swansea, fuck Cardiff
So what, Fulham arn't exactly amazing.  Dont put ya money on the jacks for this one.  Will you travel to their ground next season if they get promoted?  No, didnt think so.

Dont wind me up
I ain't winding you up man

I just don't like Cardiff
A lot of people don't but we ain't bothered, a bit like Millwall really.  We have cleaned our act up a lot and have more banning orders than anyone else, I think ?  You compare our gates to some of the other massive clubs in Britian and you can take two things from that.

1. We have/had more idiots than most
2. At least we trying to do something about it.

Those idiots will all come out of the woodwork on Sunday for this one even if they arn't allowed in the ground itself.

I don't like Stoke - They beat us in a play off semi and scored 2 mins from the end, that hurt.  Their manager is still a Cardiff fan and an ex 'Bob Bank' season ticket holder born and bred in Newport, he's a good man.  Never been to Stoke but from what I gather it dosen't have a lot going for it.  Stoke and Cardiff traditionally don't get on, there is rivalry there from when they used to fight late 90's.

I don't like Arsenal - I was a kid who supported Liverpool with almost as much passion as I do Cardiff, Arsenal scored late on in 1988 to Snatch the title from Liverpool and it was my first heartbreak.  Arsenal play sexy football and I hold a lot of respect for them and their fans, its just they broke my heart

I don't like Bristol City - Rivals

I fucking hate Swansea with a fucking passion

Trust me, it would be better for English football if Cardiff got to the Premiership as we have been slowly preparing ourselves for about 7 seasons now and would offer more in terms of a weekend in Cardiff for away fans, more financially stable (yep even as Risdale as Chairman) and bigger crowds.  Our catchment area is bigger.  We arn't racists aswell, not every Swansea fan is but they have an element.
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|6866

Stoke is also a fucking shithole. Just people are slightly more understandable, and they call everyone "duck".

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