i want to jump off the bridge in the background. i don't want to die from the fall, i just want to see the canyon . ..
You should do it while you can still see where you are jumping off from.
i can't see shit - i'm blind in one eye and cain't see out the other.SuperJail Warden wrote:
You should do it while you can still see where you are jumping off from.
imma go for it - shit. i'm fiddy and have nothing left to contribute to humanity.
go me. wish i could afford a gopro.
Am I an ass for being irritated at the all caps in the OP?
As I understand it the people who survive all say they regretted it the instant they jumped.
Fuck Israel
the ones that didn't survive had the time of their lives . . .Dilbert_X wrote:
As I understand it the people who survive all say they regretted it the instant they jumped.
They don't think about it. They just think "Yep, that'll kill me." When you're suicidal you don't go over the specifics of what happens after, or how it'll happen, as long as the end result is death.
Thinking about the specifics can put a cork in suicidal ideation every now and then.
that's totally wrong in most cases. that's the whole point of 'suicidal ideation' being a worrying symptom for medical professionals. it's the constant thinking about suicide and the mulling over the technical details that makes it so dangerous – it's the brain's way of rationalising it and coming to terms with the act, normalising it and taking the instinctual fear out of it. constant thoughts about suicide are a form of mental conditioning. suicidal people like jumpers rarely ever just do it in a flash of impulse or desperation. their brains have been psychologically preparing themselves for the leap for months, maybe even years, in acquired patterns of thinking.Finray wrote:
They don't think about it. They just think "Yep, that'll kill me." When you're suicidal you don't go over the specifics of what happens after, or how it'll happen, as long as the end result is death.
suicides just move me up in the rankings. fiddy year old blind man passes weak sauce individuals who cain't hang.
they can argue their particular yellow flags with the gods of their choosing, but i have no compunction giving them athlete's foot on their hairline . . .
they can argue their particular yellow flags with the gods of their choosing, but i have no compunction giving them athlete's foot on their hairline . . .
I have no idea what those two sentences mean but I hate the 'suicide is moral weakness' line. yeah so you're going blind in senility. better than dementia my friend. stop feeling sorry for yourself. a female friend of mine jumped in front of a train during my undergrad years and she was one of the nicest, most genuine people I've met. not a moment of self pity or special pleading. some people's wiring is just all wrong.
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Burnzz what does that last sentence even mean? I've been trying to make sense of it for at least 5 minutes.
I've been wondering too.
I think it breaks down like this:
Yellow flags = warning (something about their depressive disposition)
athlete's foot on their hairline = I'll kick them in the forehead with my foot...which suffers from athlete's foot.
I dunno doe.
I think it breaks down like this:
Yellow flags = warning (something about their depressive disposition)
athlete's foot on their hairline = I'll kick them in the forehead with my foot...which suffers from athlete's foot.
I dunno doe.
I think the first sentence means that if he commits suicide it is justified because he is blind and others are weak.
The second sentence means that those people can complain about their issues with their God but his problem of being blind makes their complaints look petty.
Gentlemen, this couldn't be simpler.
The second sentence means that those people can complain about their issues with their God but his problem of being blind makes their complaints look petty.
Gentlemen, this couldn't be simpler.
Nah man, you're off.SuperJail Warden wrote:
I think the first sentence means that if he commits suicide it is justified because he is blind and others are weak.
The second sentence means that those people can complain about their issues with their God but his problem of being blind makes their complaints look petty.
Gentlemen, this couldn't be simpler.
The first sentence doesn't reference him committing suicide. I think it means it means he is morally superior because he hasn't committed suicide despite having every reason to.
The second sentence is something about them taking things up with their gods who might offer sympathy, but none is to be found from burnzz...who will kick them in the forehead with his athlete's foot.
Burnzz will probably get 100 years old, outlive us all and post about our weakness with his newest pair of retina implants.
From his beach house on the Bay of Salt Lake City, to where the oceans will have risen by then due to molten polar ice caps.
He'll then fly to the jungles of King's Peak with his fusion powered quadrocopter to eat some mammoth steak and dodo wings.
From his beach house on the Bay of Salt Lake City, to where the oceans will have risen by then due to molten polar ice caps.
He'll then fly to the jungles of King's Peak with his fusion powered quadrocopter to eat some mammoth steak and dodo wings.
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For all we know, his Dragon speech writing software could have just bugged out.Pocshy2.0 wrote:
Nah man, you're off.SuperJail Warden wrote:
I think the first sentence means that if he commits suicide it is justified because he is blind and others are weak.
The second sentence means that those people can complain about their issues with their God but his problem of being blind makes their complaints look petty.
Gentlemen, this couldn't be simpler.
The first sentence doesn't reference him committing suicide. I think it means it means he is morally superior because he hasn't committed suicide despite having every reason to.
The second sentence is something about them taking things up with their gods who might offer sympathy, but none is to be found from burnzz...who will kick them in the forehead with his athlete's foot.
His post could essentially not mean anything at all.
Can we afford to take that chance? What if we're on the verge of a new age of communication?SuperJail Warden wrote:
For all we know, his Dragon speech writing software could have just bugged out.Pocshy2.0 wrote:
Nah man, you're off.SuperJail Warden wrote:
I think the first sentence means that if he commits suicide it is justified because he is blind and others are weak.
The second sentence means that those people can complain about their issues with their God but his problem of being blind makes their complaints look petty.
Gentlemen, this couldn't be simpler.
The first sentence doesn't reference him committing suicide. I think it means it means he is morally superior because he hasn't committed suicide despite having every reason to.
The second sentence is something about them taking things up with their gods who might offer sympathy, but none is to be found from burnzz...who will kick them in the forehead with his athlete's foot.
His post could essentially not mean anything at all.
It's hard to tell butI hope you're kidding around burnzz
Please don't do anything stupid, you're a good guy xxx
Please don't do anything stupid, you're a good guy xxx