You're in either one of two films that EVERYONE will see

2008-12-19 04:32:52

#51

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6870|NYC / Hamburg

Canadianloser wrote:
Can i videotape it next time? peace woman, quit your false truths.

sure, everyone's invited

War Man wrote:
max wrote:
I've got it on tape
I demand to listen to it then.

You're in no position to demand anything bitch. The only thing I want to hear out of you is "yes, master". Don't make me beat you again

TheAussieReaper wrote:
lol Max that was great, it was really him!

Warman sounded really horny too, it was so funny.

yeah, he is a cocky little bitch. Great fun

also:

Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Laura wrote:

Make out with the same sex for me.

Because I'll still have some dignity left in me afterwards.
hawt

Last edited by max (2008-12-19 04:34:13)

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-12-19 04:38:00

#52

Sydney: 2λчиэλ; +783|7146|Reykjavík, Iceland.

max wrote:
Canadianloser wrote:
Can i videotape it next time? peace woman, quit your false truths.
sure, everyone's invited

War Man wrote:
max wrote:
I've got it on tape
I demand to listen to it then.
You're in no position to demand anything bitch. The only thing I want to hear out of you is "yes, master". Don't make me beat you again

TheAussieReaper wrote:
lol Max that was great, it was really him!

Warman sounded really horny too, it was so funny.
yeah, he is a cocky little bitch. Great fun

also:
Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Laura wrote:

Make out with the same sex for me.

Because I'll still have some dignity left in me afterwards.
hawt

I thought I was your bitch!

Last edited by Sydney (2008-12-19 04:38:23)

2008-12-19 04:39:23

#53

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6870|NYC / Hamburg

You'll always have a special place in my heart. You're my main bitch. If you wanna have fun, war boi will serve you too

Last edited by max (2008-12-19 05:01:03)

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-12-19 04:58:54

#54

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6091|Catherine Black

max wrote:
You'll always have a special place in my heat. You're my main bitch. If you wanna have fun, war boi will serve you too

Well, if he gets a special place in your heat, can I get a special place in your heart?

2008-12-19 05:01:36

#55

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6870|NYC / Hamburg

oh shit. I guess for you get a special place too as my chief spell checker

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-12-19 05:04:18

#56

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6091|Catherine Black

max wrote:
oh shit. I guess for you get a special place too as my chief spell checker

Ontopic; make out with same sex, because I like that type of thing.

Okay, not when I'm sober, but it happened once when I wasn't.

2008-12-19 08:46:15

#57

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7016|Purplicious Wisconsin

Finray wrote:
.Sup wrote:
Sir Schmoopy wrote:
Laura wrote:

Make out with the same sex for me.

Because I'll still have some dignity left in me afterwards.
hawt
Be a man and say thats wrong.
How is two girls pulling not hawt?

(That is, if she is a girl. )

She is

XxRavenxX wrote:
War Man wrote:
XxRavenxX wrote:

you really shouldnt demand, its rude.
He is claiming ,whatever the fuck that tape is about, is about me when it isn't
are you sure?

Yes

max wrote:
War Man wrote:
max wrote:
I've got it on tape
I demand to listen to it then.
You're in no position to demand anything bitch. The only thing I want to hear out of you is "yes, master". Don't make me beat you again

You claim it is about me so it would be my property as well, unless it isn't.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-12-19 09:06:12

#58

Snake: Missing, Presumed Dead; +1,046|6868|England

Glad to see Warman still doesnt have a sense of humour Toilet Sex is how I like it.

(on topic)
2 words: stunt double.

2008-12-19 11:40:48

#59

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6870|NYC / Hamburg

War Man wrote:
You claim it is about me so it would be my property as well, unless it isn't.

Slaves can't have property. You ARE property

Snake wrote:
Glad to see Warman still doesnt have a sense of humour

It appears so

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-12-19 11:46:19

#60

Lieutenant_Jensen: Your cops are corrupt.; +200|6693|fåking denmark

Makeout Session With Someone of the Same Sex, please and thanks.

2008-12-19 12:00:03

#61

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6870|NYC / Hamburg

Lieutenant_Jensen wrote:
Makeout Session With Someone of the Same Sex, please and thanks.

No fair

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-12-19 12:00:55

#62

SEREVENT: MASSIVE G STAR; +605|6410|Birmingham, UK

Number 2.

Always.

2008-12-19 16:46:06

#63

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7016|Purplicious Wisconsin

max wrote:
War Man wrote:
You claim it is about me so it would be my property as well, unless it isn't.
Slaves can't have property. You ARE property

You better free me or I will kill you.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-12-19 16:54:22

#64

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6756|The Twilight Zone

I voted "Full-Frontal Nudity" but I'd get down with War Man

https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png

2008-12-19 17:17:13

#65

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7016|Purplicious Wisconsin

.Sup wrote:
I voted "Full-Frontal Nudity" but I'd get down with War Man

You'd have to chase me in order to rape me.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-12-19 17:22:20

#66

.Sup: be nice; +2,646|6756|The Twilight Zone

War Man wrote:
.Sup wrote:
I voted "Full-Frontal Nudity" but I'd get down with War Man
You'd have to chase me in order to rape me.

I thought you wanted me

2008-12-19 17:23:12

#67

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6870|NYC / Hamburg

War Man wrote:
max wrote:
War Man wrote:
You claim it is about me so it would be my property as well, unless it isn't.
Slaves can't have property. You ARE property
You better free me or I will kill you.

with what. Your cock that I chopped off? Your hands I have handcuffed? Looking at me angrily?

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-12-19 17:24:48

#68

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7016|Purplicious Wisconsin

max wrote:
War Man wrote:
max wrote:
Slaves can't have property. You ARE property
You better free me or I will kill you.
with what. Your cock that I chopped off? Your hands I have handcuffed? Looking at me angrily?

I can touch my cock and I can pick my lock.

Edit: I just made a poem

Last edited by War Man (2008-12-19 17:29:17)

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-12-19 17:29:16

#69

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6870|NYC / Hamburg

Good thinking there. Better weld the cuffs closed

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-12-19 17:30:43

#70

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7016|Purplicious Wisconsin

max wrote:
Good thinking there. Better weld the cuffs closed

Too late, I ran away.

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

2008-12-19 17:36:06

#71

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6870|NYC / Hamburg

shit

*gets shotgun*

anyone wanna join the hunt?

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-12-19 17:37:11

#72

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6810

War Man wrote:
max wrote:
Good thinking there. Better weld the cuffs closed
Too late, I ran away.

right into my arms! I knew you always loved me!!!

pic cause it did happen:

https://bp2.blogger.com/_mB6jEmByFdw/R0xQMoxCQ2I/AAAAAAAAAk0/QKYgPy7X6oY/s400/guys+kissing.jpg

Last edited by Canadianloser (2008-12-19 17:37:54)

2008-12-19 17:40:50

#73

max: Vela Incident; +1,652|6870|NYC / Hamburg

well have fun with him. You deserve it

*puts gun back in closet*

_{once upon a midnight dreary, while i pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of ' hot xxx galore'. While i clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", i muttered, " give me back my free hardcore!"..... quoth the server, 404.}

2008-12-19 17:41:58

#74

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6810

max wrote:
well have fun with him. You deserve it

*puts gun back in closet*

thanks sweetie...don't be too shy to stop by, warman says the more the welcome

2008-12-19 17:53:37

#75

War Man: Australians are hermaphrodites.; +564|7016|Purplicious Wisconsin

AHHHHHHHHHHH...................... Shit!!!

The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.

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