Poll

If your Parents were in the clutches of "Aliens" would you torture one

No, be nice to them, talk it out19%19% - 8
Yes, but only mental torture0%0% - 0
Yes, by any means necessary.17%17% - 7
Yes, Fricken Duke Nukem style!!63%63% - 26
Total: 41
SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
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If your Parents were in the clutches of "Aliens" would you torture one(Alien) to find them or if it was to save the world?

Last edited by SgtHeihn (2008-08-25 18:04:30)

.Sup
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jord
Member
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Torture the aliens? Wat, make it clearer.

Since I don't have kids my parents especially my mother is alls I've got. So yeah, I'd torture some Green ugly fucking Alien for my parents.
NateW
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good thing I read D&ST or else I'd be lost.
SgtHeihn
Should have ducked
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NateWiese wrote:



good thing I read D&ST or else I'd be lost.
I have no idea what your talking about, look it's Elvis!!
God Save the Queen
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I swear it took me more than a minute to realize you werent asking if we would torture our parents
jsnipy
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SgtHeihn wrote:

If your Parents were in the clutches of "Aliens" would you torture one to find them or if it was to save the world?
wtf
AussieReaper
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Well it seems that the aliens are a hostile species, but still, there's no way to tell how you could even torture one.

For all we know they could breath oxygen and exhale cyanide gas.

And how do you get past the language\communication barrier?

They might communicate with colours like a chameleon display on their bodies. How would we get information from something like that?

lol

Last edited by TheAussieReaper (2008-08-25 18:06:22)

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Doctor Strangelove
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I'LL RIP THEIR HEADS OFF AND SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS!!!

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KEN-JENNINGS
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SgtHeihn wrote:

If your Parents were in the clutches of "Aliens" would you torture one(Alien) to find them or if it was to save the world?
Depends if the aliens were caressing them.

What good would torturing one alien do?  How do I know that the one 'random' alien I pick has the power to release my parents from his alien buddies?  If it was predetermined that aliens would only release my parents if I tortured a random alien then of course I would.  If I was methodically picking up any aliens that expressed sympathy and/or supported the aliens clutching my parents and torturing them, I don't think I would get too far.  Even if I were to torture key elements of the alien group holding my parents, how would this guarantee my parents would be returned to me?


With liberty and justice, the mic is in my clutches. 
Aliens who bring ruckus leave in crutches.

Last edited by KEN-JENNINGS (2008-08-25 18:40:43)

SpIk3y
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Hail to the king, baby.
War Man
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I thought you were referring to my parents(I wouldn't dare torture them), but yeah I would torture an alien.
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Ultrafunkula
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DoctaStrangelove wrote:

I'LL RIP THEIR HEADS OFF AND SHIT DOWN THEIR NECKS!!!

BALLS OF STEEL!


Duke FTW
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mikkel
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+383|6904
You mean if I torture an alien being enough, it'll suddenly start speaking English, and tell me where its friends are hiding? Sounds like you need to patent this shit and talk to the INS.

Last edited by mikkel (2008-08-26 02:06:42)

Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|6924|London, England
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords
Adams_BJ
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wat
some_random_panda
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mikkel wrote:

You mean if I torture an alien being enough, it'll suddenly start speaking English, and tell me where its friends are hiding? Sounds like you need to patent this shit and talk to the INS.
Obviously you rip them a new mouth, one that's good for speaking our language.
13rin
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oug
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SgtHeihn wrote:

if it was to save the world?
wait lemme guess where yer from

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA


on subject: I'd call Rambo to torture the aliens and save my parents

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