Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7014|Scotland

aj0404 wrote:

dammit stop being such a negative nancy. i was gonna go pick it up today because of all the positive reviews and now i'm torn again.
Seriously. After GTA:IV, Crysis, Brothers in Arms and all that shizzle, it's not worth it. Unless you want to admire lovely sunsets and drive with shitty jeeps 50km getting the shit shot out of you for no reason, then there is no reason to get it.

All reviews on it are so much bullshit.
Kez
Member
+778|5961|London, UK

justice wrote:

xbox is gay
Har har you're high-larious.
Miggle
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Zimmer wrote:

aj0404 wrote:

dammit stop being such a negative nancy. i was gonna go pick it up today because of all the positive reviews and now i'm torn again.
Seriously. After GTA:IV, Crysis, Brothers in Arms and all that shizzle, it's not worth it. Unless you want to admire lovely sunsets and drive with shitty jeeps 50km getting the shit shot out of you for no reason, then there is no reason to get it.

All reviews on it are so much bullshit.
Yeah, everyone shoots you, everyone.

It's absurd.

And when a lot has to do with what time you do things at, you have to go back to a safe house in order to wait, which gets incredibly annoying.

The stuff they put in to improve immersion gets incredibly annoying, and it's not particularly immersive...

Why does every vehicle in africa have a GPS? aren't they supposed to be poor?

And why are there only 2 types of car?
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justice
OctoPoster
+978|6999|OctoLand

Kptk92 wrote:

justice wrote:

xbox is gay
Har har you're high-larious.
I know bruv
I know fucking karate
Kez
Member
+778|5961|London, UK

justice wrote:

Kptk92 wrote:

justice wrote:

xbox is gay
Har har you're high-larious.
I know bruv
wah1188
You orrible caaaaaaan't
+321|6718|UK
I'm kinda put off this game by Miggle and Zimmers reviews. Then again I don't think either of them like ANYTHING EVER.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
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wah1188 wrote:

I'm kinda put off this game by Miggle and Zimmers reviews. Then again I don't think either of them like ANYTHING EVER.
You're probably right about that.

Though I think Zim's pumped for GoW2.
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Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6796|Long Island, New York
Well, so much for PnT accepting PC trade-ins...as to be expected, they don't.

Oh well.

Guess I'll have to live with this and get used to it.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7014|Scotland

wah1188 wrote:

I'm kinda put off this game by Miggle and Zimmers reviews. Then again I don't think either of them like ANYTHING EVER.
Untrue. I love FIFA09, Insurgency HL2, Team Fortress 2, BF2, Football Manager 2008, Bioshock, Oblivion and I could go on.

I am just a very critical person.
Miggle
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+1,411|7000|FUCK UBISOFT

Zimmer wrote:

wah1188 wrote:

I'm kinda put off this game by Miggle and Zimmers reviews. Then again I don't think either of them like ANYTHING EVER.
Untrue. I love FIFA09, Insurgency HL2, Team Fortress 2, BF2, Football Manager 2008, Bioshock, Oblivion, System Shock 2, Deus Ex, Far Cry and I could go on.

I am just a very critical person.

Last edited by Miggle (2008-10-23 13:38:56)

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White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6810|Scotland
Both Zimmer and Miggle are right, However I love shooting people in the face with my sniper <3 not got old yet.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7014|Scotland

White-Fusion wrote:

Both Zimmer and Miggle are right, However I love shooting people in the face with my sniper <3 not got old yet.
Thats true. Or creating forest fires. Or RPGing retards. That is fun. Too bad half of the place is not destructible. I mean, since when does a fucking corregated iron shack hold up to 3 grenades and 4 RPGs?
MECtallica
Member
+73|6763|jalalabad
at least it runs mint at medium on my computer, tempted to try high


x1950pro 256mb
amd64 939 4000+ OC
2gb ramz
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6810|Scotland

Zimmer wrote:

White-Fusion wrote:

Both Zimmer and Miggle are right, However I love shooting people in the face with my sniper <3 not got old yet.
Thats true. Or creating forest fires. Or RPGing retards. That is fun. Too bad half of the place is not destructible. I mean, since when does a fucking corregated iron shack hold up to 3 grenades and 4 RPGs?
I like to zoom in on the head of an enemy, switch to silenced pistol and not move the mouse and shoot them. Take out the whole camp if you do it right without them knowing wtf is going on

If they got rid of the gay ass driving distance everywhere, then I would really like it. And threw in some more mission types.
Miggle
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the controls are blatantly based on consoles, as many keys have 3 or 4 functions, for example
5: Use map, answer phone,
H: Use Syrette, Heal, (I often use syrettes when I don't want to because I think I'm going to pull a bullet out of my arm)

The buddy system is obnoxious because they are constantly getting themselves killed. You can't go anywhere without having people shoot at you, there's no point in sneaking around because if one person sees you everyone will open fire. The AI has X-Ray vision and constantly shoots you through the wall. Malaria always fucks you up at the worst times (what's the point of giving me a fucking disease?) Nobody ever sleeps, doing things at night only makes your job harder.

The game has a lot of flaws, and not very much going for it. Further proof that it's easier to sell a pretty but shitty game than a good game.

Yahtzee's going to have a lot of fun reviewing this game.

Last edited by Miggle (2008-10-23 14:05:33)

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Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6833|London
Well after a lot more play the game is definitely growing on me.

I unlocked the barrett + acc. + reliability + ammo at the weapons shop (I play rpgs so I'm used to grinding in games) and it is Can't care less about unlocking the rest of the shit.

I'm making as much use of buses as possible because I hate driving.

I have a clusterton of malaria pills so I won't have to do any more of those stupid missions for ages.

Story sucks but I have never played an fps for the storyline.

Also a tip:
Spoiler (highlight to read):
the first 4 buddies die at the end of act 1 so don't get attached to them or do their longass missions
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6810|Scotland

Aries_37 wrote:

Well after a lot more play the game is definitely growing on me.

I unlocked the barrett + acc. + reliability + ammo at the weapons shop (I play rpgs so I'm used to grinding in games) and it is Can't care less about unlocking the rest of the shit.

I'm making as much use of buses as possible because I hate driving.

I have a clusterton of malaria pills so I won't have to do any more of those stupid missions for ages.

Story sucks but I have never played an fps for the storyline.

Also a tip:
Spoiler (highlight to read):
the first 4 buddies die at the end of act 1 so don't get attached to them or do their longass missions
Barret sniper?
Aries_37
arrivederci frog
+368|6833|London

White-Fusion wrote:

Aries_37 wrote:

Well after a lot more play the game is definitely growing on me.

I unlocked the barrett + acc. + reliability + ammo at the weapons shop (I play rpgs so I'm used to grinding in games) and it is Can't care less about unlocking the rest of the shit.

I'm making as much use of buses as possible because I hate driving.

I have a clusterton of malaria pills so I won't have to do any more of those stupid missions for ages.

Story sucks but I have never played an fps for the storyline.

Also a tip:
Spoiler (highlight to read):
the first 4 buddies die at the end of act 1 so don't get attached to them or do their longass missions
Barret sniper?
The AS-50 or whatever it's called.
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6796|Long Island, New York
FINALLY got the map editor working...looks like it did install after all.

I <3 propane tanks and generators.

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/osgood35nyi/fc2mapeditorexplosion.jpg

Game is still crashing on me though. But the map editor is fucking
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7000|FUCK UBISOFT

Poseidon wrote:

FINALLY got the map editor working...looks like it did install after all.

I <3 propane tanks and generators.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/ … losion.jpg

Game is still crashing on me though. But the map editor is fucking
Editor is fun for a little while, but you have nowhere near the precision or control you have with hammer.

The editor is great for people who don't know much about mapping, but it sucks for actual mappers, so the custom maps are probably going to be mostly amateur work...
https://i.imgur.com/86fodNE.png
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6796|Long Island, New York

Miggle wrote:

Poseidon wrote:

FINALLY got the map editor working...looks like it did install after all.

I <3 propane tanks and generators.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v702/ … losion.jpg

Game is still crashing on me though. But the map editor is fucking
Editor is fun for a little while, but you have nowhere near the precision or control you have with hammer.

The editor is great for people who don't know much about mapping, but it sucks for actual mappers, so the custom maps are probably going to be mostly amateur work...
Who cares? It's fun as hell. And I can't wait to see what people do with it.
Contraz
Member
+13|6653
So, tell me people. what character did you all chose? I like marty, but paul ferenic looks cool too, and that hippo african dude or so
Miggle
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Contraz wrote:

So, tell me people. what character did you all chose? I like marty, but paul ferenic looks cool too, and that hippo african dude or so
I got the last one accidentally.

idk who that is, but does it really make any difference?
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Contraz
Member
+13|6653
Ehm, it does to me. Apparantly not to you ;p last one was that chinese guy or so, youngest one
JoshP
Banned
+176|5947|Notts, UK

MECtallica wrote:

at least it runs mint at medium on my computer, tempted to try high


x1950pro 256mb
amd64 939 4000+ OC
2gb ramz
similar specs to mine except with a shitty gfx (nvidia 6100 onboard lololol)

i might try this actually

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