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Poll

Which one would you keep?

My sight75%75% - 22
My penis24%24% - 7
Total: 29
2008-05-04 16:50:48
sergeriver
Cowboy from Hell
+1,928|7060|Argentina
My friend and I were talking about this yesterday.  He said he could live being blind but he couldn't live without his dick.  I told him that it was a tough call, but I'd choose my sight.
Would you live as a blind fucker or as a fucking voyeur?  You can keep just one of them, which one do you keep?
2008-05-04 16:52:34
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6615

Holy crap...a new kick ass game for PC better come out soon...these "post because I'm bored" threads are getting ridiculous.
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ebug122
2008-05-04 16:55:02
Sydney
2λчиэλ
+783|7146|Reykjavík, Iceland.
Hard choice.

I'd say sight though, you can always gay yourself out.

....yeah.....'bout that......
2008-05-04 17:30:57
(T)eflon(S)hadow
R.I.P. Neda
+456|7132|Grapevine, TX
As eunuch I could never live happily. I'm a man, easy choice. Besides all of your other senses become so developed with the loss of sight, as exampled here. Fuck it, Id become the first blind porn star, too.

Optical implant technology will be avail by the time my 20/15 eyes give out
2008-05-05 05:08:49
Funky_Finny
Banned
+456|6435|Carnoustie, Scotland
I'd keep my penis, then I wouldn't be as touchy about the bitches I'd be bangin'.
2008-05-06 17:36:33
ddenholm67
DanForth Teh Pwnzer
+53|6859|Scotland
Sight, one of your five senses. How do you explain to a blind man what colour is?

Sight all the way.
2008-05-06 19:44:47
S.Lythberg
Mastermind
+429|6749|Chicago, IL
I use my sight more than i use my penis (usually)
2008-05-06 19:54:06
Canin
Conservative Roman Catholic
+280|6778|Foothills of S. Carolina

Considering that might eye sight is shot, thick ass glasses and all. I guess I will go with penis, as it still seems to be working fine. Maybe there was something to that old tale of losing your sight after all.
2008-05-06 20:03:17
Phatmatt
Vroom Vroom
+298|6492|Canada

I'll keep my sight and just buy some awesome car to replace my penis..
2008-05-06 20:08:19
chittydog
less busy
+586|7138|Kubra, Damn it!

(T)eflon(S)hadow wrote:

As eunuch I could never live happily.
A eunuch still has a penis, he's only missing his balls.
2008-05-06 20:49:19
agent146
Member
+127|6689|Jesus Land aka Canada
I pick my sight.

why?
because I can still airsoft, merge without looking in my Humvee, get into fights, base jumping, and other testosterone filled acts to release my sexual needs lol
2008-05-10 08:42:02
Ryan
Member
+1,230|7146|Alberta, Canada

Well, it goes two ways.

1. You lose your sight, and you have no one to fap to.
2. You lose your fapper, and then you might as well go die in a fire.

 

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